Post a rap that u made up.
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how about...:
Yo my name is joker,
I like to play poker
One day I'm gonna smoke'her
Hey i'm a midnight toker.
Peace!
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At 10/12/04 10:47 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: how about...:
Yo my name is joker,
I like to play poker
One day I'm gonna smoke'her
Hey i'm a midnight toker.
Peace!
Gay.
Say what you mean, then shut up.
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- Fox-Ad-Infinitum
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The wind blows over the land
where are you going oh wind?
far awat to a distant land!
wait a minute oh wind and i shall come with thee!
the wind
and
the rabbit.
peace
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At 10/12/04 10:47 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: how about...:
Yo my name is facker
I like to play hacker
One day I'm gonna fuck HIM
Hey i'm a ....
:a....
:a.. a nim!
Peace!
That is cool!
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how about your fucking retarded for this thread you started
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At 10/12/04 10:54 AM, FoxistPrime wrote:
right dude- a duet.
The wind blows over the land
dries the blood on my hand...
where are you going oh wind?
forgive me for I have sinned...
far awat to a distant land!
Before my murdering arse is canned...
wait a minute oh wind and i shall come with thee!
first gonna dump body under a tree...
the wind
body's binned,
and
the rabbit-
saw me do it! Keep yer trap shut, fuzzball!
peace
grease, and dead man's fleece.
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At 10/12/04 10:47 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: how about...:
Yo my name is joker,
I like to play poker
One day I'm gonna smoke'her
Hey i'm a midnight toker.
Peace!
hasnt this been done before?
and your rap really is lame.....Im ure my gran could come up with a abtter one :P
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On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten pipers piping, nine drummers drumming,
eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings,
four colly birds, three french hens,
two turtle doves...
...and a partridge in a pear tree
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At 10/12/04 11:01 AM, Effsix wrote:At 10/12/04 10:54 AM, FoxistPrime wrote:right dude- a duet.
The wind blows over the landdries the blood on my hand...
where are you going oh wind?forgive me for I have sinned...
far awat to a distant land!Before my murdering arse is canned...
wait a minute oh wind and i shall come with thee!first gonna dump body under a tree...
the windbody's binned,
andsaw me do it! Keep yer trap shut, fuzzball!
the rabbit-
grease, and dead man's fleece.
peace
we rule.
end of story.
we just do.
there just is no arguing with the trooth.
*claps*
*bows*
YAY
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Haez sed
Comin straight out of berkshire
a crazy motherfucker named pas_park
So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike
off a cliff, I'm drivin you over
Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover
Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the motherfuckr waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you
A villain with a hat, and it's like that
I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track
Flat on her back, I give her some crack
It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?
At my house doin what wipin her ass
She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA berkshire
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At 10/12/04 11:19 AM, silencedintruder wrote:
THAT PERSON IS AN ILLUMINATI DRACO, DIE DRACO!!!!!!
Draco?
What is a Draco?
Is it the funny Dragon from the German book?
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Bah if hitler wasn't banned he'd kick your asses!
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At 10/12/04 11:31 AM, silencedintruder wrote: The highest ranks of the illuminati like the rothschilds, windsors, bush family, so on and so on are hybrid or full draconians. Like bush, somewhere in his past linage his bloodline got mixed with draco. Dracos are reptailians and are controlling our planet through the illuminati and governments.
When you first started this nonsense I thought you where just failing miserably again at another unfunny joke. But now, I'm begining to think you're serious... how sad.
Request deletion
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Me and my niggas got a gat
We hanging out with retarded apes and wetbacks
Don't fuck around or I havta show you my tat
Bam bam I just made a rap
- ErichHonecker
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Please,
don´t kill me.
I have AK-47
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At 10/12/04 11:36 AM, ErichHonecker wrote: Please,
don´t kill me.
I have AK-47
Oh yeah, we all love google pictures.
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At 10/12/04 11:37 AM, Pilot-Doofy wrote:
Oh yeah, we all love google pictures.
I love Cindy.... err... I mean
I Love Google!
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Straight Outta berkshire
A crazy mothafucka named pas_park yo I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!
When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat
cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket;
- ErichHonecker
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At 10/12/04 10:52 AM, creamy_hoor wrote:
Gay.
Wow that's some insightful stuff there. I didn't know you could rap so well! Shut the hell up.
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At 10/12/04 12:22 PM, silencedintruder wrote: I owned this topik, im the best mc on newgrounds, give me the money niggah!
Here´s your money.
Don´t spend them all at once.
And I am not a "niggah"
At 10/12/04 12:28 PM, ErichHonecker wrote: And I am not a "niggah"
stop being rasist you newb
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At 10/12/04 12:29 PM, silencedintruder wrote:
by the way who is that man? i know he's german politican but what position and whats his name?
He´s Erich Honecker.
Former president of East Germany.
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At 10/12/04 10:58 AM, fulpfan5 wrote: how about your fucking retarded for this thread you started
coming from the guy/girl/hermaph who made the neph = hawt thread that must really burn.
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At 10/12/04 10:47 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: how about...:
Yo my name is joker,
I like to play poker
One day I'm gonna smoke'her
Hey i'm a midnight toker.
Peace!
I like:
I was born middle class and I went to school
My daddy always taught me the golden rule
Yo, this is the white-boy rap yo'.
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At 10/12/04 12:51 PM, silencedintruder wrote: well so far im the best mc on newgrounds, how sad the person you all hate and make funny of can rap 100 times better than you!
*Tears rolling down my face* That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard. You are so sad and don't even know it. *Pats Silencedintruder on the back*. It's ok. You'll find out soon enough that nobody cares for the attention whores. SO have a wonderful rest of the day. :o) Kisses for you.
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make me a fox rap (positive one) oh great sensei of the rap.

