Top 5 Worst Cereal Mascots

[ornery]

While eating breakfast one morning, something dawned on me. The mascots for breakfast cereals are really fucking stupid. So as a result of that epiphany, I complied a list of the top 5 most idiotic cereal mascots

#5. The Trix Rabbit- I highly doubt a rabbit would care that much about a freaking fruit flavored cereal, last I checked rabbits liked vegetables. Also why dosent the damn guy just eat the trix instead of worshiping them which in turn leads to his loosing of them.

#4. Cap'n of Cap'n Crunch- For some reason he reminds me of a cross between Yosemite Sam and Napolean. I keep expecting the little bastard to go out conquring the world with two six shooters screaming "GOD DAMN VARMITS!"

#3. Snap, Crackle and Pop of Rice Krispies- What in gods name do three little elf guys (im not even sure they are elfs) dressed in what appear to be marching band uniforms, have to do with small popped and crisped rice?

#2. The Grandmas of Waffle Crisp- I dont know about you, but old elderly women in hair nets and frumpy dresses make me loose my apeitite. Also I think that they are creepy.

and the #1 Worst Cereal mascot is....

Dig 'em of Smacks- For those of you who dont know, Dig em is a frog, who appears to have the mentality of a 6 year old child living in New Jersey. His name is flat out retarded, seeing as frogs dont dig (toads have been known to bury themselves in the muddy bottoms of ponds and streams though). Also I dont know why they have a frog for a mascot of a cereal that is puffed rice and honey. Frogs dont eat puffed rice, or honey. Maybe they choose him becuase when turned horizontaly the cereal looks like frog lips (but when turned vertically they resemble a camel toe). All I know is that this mascot wins the prize for "worst Cereal mascot ever"

[swaenK]

Those mascots are greeaaaaaaat compared to tony the team tiger. God I hate him. I would just love to shove a tranqualizer up his rectum.

[ornery]

At 10/12/04 09:54 AM, swaenK wrote: Those mascots are greeaaaaaaat compared to tony the team tiger. God I hate him. I would just love to shove a tranqualizer up his rectum.

I was considering putting him and the Rooster of corn flakes in the list, but i could see reason behind them both

Tony is a Tiger, and supposedly frosted flakes are supposed to give you energy (like a tiger) even though its still kinda stupid

The rooster wakes people up, supposedly having a bowl of corn flakes wakes you up? (even though corn flakes are quite possibly the most boring of all cereals) Also the rooster is related to a farm, and so is corn, so there is at least some reasoning behind him.

[Klacid]

Wow we don't have most of those cereals here in Australia.

We have the Monkey from coco pops
Yeah thats a fairly annoying little shit.

[Glenn-Urban]

I hate em all... GOD I HATE THEM!!

[sofox]

I'd include the Cocopops monkey thing...he seriously went downhill since he was made into a homie-dude-thing ^^~nyo

[Azumi]

CoCo pops -

A monkey has nothing to do with a breakfast cereal. CoCo was originally a racist word used to describe people of an african decent. ( Not Cacao which is pronouced KoKo and is part of the chocolate fruit ) What I read somewhere is that people would accosiate monkeys with Africa and "CoCo" with africa.

If this is true then what on earth has chocolate ( an aztec food ) got to do with africa? Was this a stab at black people by kellogs?

[sofox]

At 10/12/04 10:03 AM, Azumi wrote: CoCo pops -
A monkey has nothing to do with a breakfast cereal. CoCo was originally a racist word used to describe people of an african decent. ( N...

-Mr Kellogg is teh evil~nyo

[Azumi]

At 10/12/04 10:07 AM, Grandfather-Clock wrote: FUCKIN COOKIE CRISP WOOOOLF >:(

God in heaven those things look appaling. It has to be the most unhealthy food ever created. But God, he has to have his cooooookie crisp.

I think he should be force fed every cookie crisp ever made until he blows up and DIES

Haha! That gave me a giggle! thanks!

What mass marketed cereal IS healthy ? You would do better to take a multivitamin and eat a slice of brown bread ( probably save money too ).

[Effsix]

I was considering putting him and the Rooster of corn flakes in the list, but i could see reason behind them both

The coco monkey is a shit, and that cockerel- well, he's a cock. I did like to have the reflectors for my bike spokes all those years back. Not those fucking clacky plastic things that made a load of noise though.

Tony is a Tiger, and supposedly frosted flakes are supposed to give you energy (like a tiger) even though its still kinda stupid

Well, yeah. Sugar does give you energy. It's not good for you, but I like to have a shitload of sugar on cereal if ever I do eat it.

"Hey- I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"......no."
from a certain golf orientated film...

[DroopyA]

I don't know about the worst, but King Vitamin definitly rules all. He's is the man of all men, the King of all Mascots. He's good for you, tastes just as bland as he is old, and he rules the underground cereal market from the bottom shelves of the land or knockoff products. All hail King Vitamin

[TheLeoness]

Yeah, well I once saw a commercial on TV for Buzz Lightyear cereal (the box was flying around) or some crap and at the bottom of the commercial it had a disclaimer that said, "Cereal does not fly." WTF?

Anyways, I think the worst mascot ever Mr. Flutie. I mean, come on. Why would you want to eat some flakes named after a guy who has an autistic son? *sigh* Worst marketing ploy ever.

[I-am-Iron-Man]

The 5 worst are....

5-The Silly Rabbit.
4-King Vitamins
3-Doug Flutie.
2-Coco the Monkey. (Lost his spot to Snap, Crackle, and Pop.)
And the worst is....
1-Sonny the Cuckoo Bird.

The 5 best are....

5-Spider-Man. (Yes, there is Spider-Man cereal.)
4-Lucky the Leprechaun.
3-Toucan Sam.
2-Tony the Tiger.
And the best is....
1-Mr. T. (They need to bring Mr. T cereal back from the dead.)

[I-am-Iron-Man]

I almost forgot one of the worst cereal mascots conceived by Kellogg's and George Lucas.

C3PO. Yes, I wish I was making this up. The golden flamer was the mascot for C3POs, an idea that looked better on paper.

[iRRegular]

At 10/12/04 12:14 PM, DroopyA wrote: I don't know about the worst, but King Vitamin definitly rules all. He's is the man of all men, the King of all Mascots. He's good for you, tastes just as bland as he is old, and he rules the underground cereal market from the bottom shelves of the land or knockoff products. All hail King Vitamin

thats so.... GAY

[DigDugz]

has to be the kangaroo for wegmans "fruity ohs!"
his tail has his name on it "bouncy!"

[Mr-Destruction]

At 10/12/04 12:14 PM, DroopyA wrote: I don't know about the worst, but King Vitamin definitly rules all. He's is the man of all men, the King of all Mascots. He's good for you, tastes just as bland as he is old, and he rules the underground cereal market from the bottom shelves of the land or knockoff products. All hail King Vitamin

hey, that cereal is actually good!

[stick0]

At 10/12/04 09:54 AM, swaenK wrote: Those mascots are greeaaaaaaat compared to tony the team tiger. God I hate him. I would just love to shove a tranqualizer up his rectum.

Yeah that whole team tiger thing is really dumd especially with all of those kids trying to sing and they are really bad My Ears!

[Charon]

the one thing i dont understand about tony the tiger is that it is advertising flakes or corn frosted with far too much sugar, now for those who have seen the ads hes playing with kids etc. (NB not in a sick jacko way but harmlessly and innocently) surely he would just eat the kids and not give a damn about a bowl of type 2 diabetes inducing sugar.

[HitTheTarget]

You all forgot about that damn cocoa puffs bird!!! Man He annoys the hell out of me!!

Cocoa: I'm COOCOO for...
me:Shut the fuck up, dammit!!!

[SWINUBLOLOLO]

Lol, i just know one of them in your Top5, maby all other is just in USA?

[Lord-Sex]

By far the worst is that "Me want honeycomb" bitch

[Gendo]

Vaginaman and Yeast-Infecto, who represent Pussyflakes, part of essential genital care, really suck, wait, you mean REAL cereal mascots, probably the CoCo pops monkey, he sucks.

[Nike-Dunk]

dig em for smacks is bad but count chocula is worse....
oooh! im gonna suck your chocolate! blah!