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ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-28 21:26:05

I'm turning 18 in 2 months so this will be your LAST chance to have ILLEGAL STATUTORY RAPE WITH ME. If you qualify these requirements YOU can have sex with ME.

1. Female
2. Pretty
3. 20 or older
4. Under size 7

(C cup preferd.)

If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-28 21:36:44

he he he, u know wots funny? im only 15 and i get to have legal sex next year, mwhahahahahaha

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-28 21:48:58

At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: I'm turning 18 in 2 months so this will be your LAST chance to have ILLEGAL STATUTORY RAPE WITH ME. If you qualify these requirements YOU can have sex with ME.

1. Female

nope

2. Pretty

nope

3. 20 or older

nope

4. Under size 7

nope


(C cup preferd.)

nope


If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!

sorry

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-28 22:26:42

At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: I'm turning 18 in 2 months so this will be your LAST chance to have ILLEGAL STATUTORY RAPE WITH ME. If you qualify these requirements YOU can have sex with ME.

1. Female

yeah

2. Pretty

my grandma says I am

3. 20 or older

yep

4. Under size 7

uh-huh


(C cup preferd.)

that's me


If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!

You're just trying to get me thrown in jail aren't you penguin?

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-28 22:39:29


You're just trying to get me thrown in jail aren't you penguin?

tell u wot then haq, i'll rape u then u wont have 2 go 2 jail, and neither will i mwhahaha, ok? he he he

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-28 22:49:30

At 11/28/01 09:36 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote: he he he, u know wots funny? im only 15 and i get to have legal sex next year, mwhahahahahaha

how are you so sure?

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-28 22:55:56

At 11/28/01 10:49 PM, DiscoStuart wrote:
At 11/28/01 09:36 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote: he he he, u know wots funny? im only 15 and i get to have legal sex next year, mwhahahahahaha
how are you so sure?

cos 16 is the age of consent in britain mwhahahaha

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-28 22:57:12

At 11/28/01 10:55 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote:
At 11/28/01 10:49 PM, DiscoStuart wrote:
At 11/28/01 09:36 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote: he he he, u know wots funny? im only 15 and i get to have legal sex next year, mwhahahahahaha
how are you so sure?
cos 16 is the age of consent in britain mwhahahaha

yes, but you still need someone else who will consent!

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-28 23:25:16

At 11/28/01 10:57 PM, DiscoStuart wrote:
At 11/28/01 10:55 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote:
At 11/28/01 10:49 PM, DiscoStuart wrote:
At 11/28/01 09:36 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote: he he he, u know wots funny? im only 15 and i get to have legal sex next year, mwhahahahahaha
how are you so sure?
cos 16 is the age of consent in britain mwhahahaha
yes, but you still need someone else who will consent!

lol, yes i know that. but i said i get to have not I am getting

and anyway, with stuff like that lurkin around who would want to he he
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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 04:59:52

At 11/28/01 11:25 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote:
At 11/28/01 10:57 PM, DiscoStuart wrote:
At 11/28/01 10:55 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote:
At 11/28/01 10:49 PM, DiscoStuart wrote:
At 11/28/01 09:36 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote: he he he, u know wots funny? im only 15 and i get to have legal sex next year, mwhahahahahaha
how are you so sure?
cos 16 is the age of consent in britain mwhahahaha
yes, but you still need someone else who will consent!
lol, yes i know that. but i said i get to have not I am getting

and anyway, with stuff like that lurkin around who would want to he he
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that gif is sick!1!

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 05:31:40

At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: I'm turning 18 in 2 months so this will be your LAST chance to have ILLEGAL STATUTORY RAPE WITH ME. If you qualify these requirements YOU can have sex with ME.

1. Female
2. Pretty
3. 20 or older
4. Under size 7

(C cup preferd.)

If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!

Then you'll get convicted of statutory rape based on Michael M. v. Sonoma County (US Supreme Court, 1981), which held that states have a fundamental right to prosecute statutory rape.

Here's a picture of Junichiro Koizumi for your troubles.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 10:22:52


If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!
You're just trying to get me thrown in jail aren't you penguin?

NO! That is NOT at ALL what I'm trying to do! Now hold these stolen electronic peicies of equipment while I go ask the police officer why you keep giving little children mean looks and stabbing people.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 10:26:18

At 11/28/01 10:55 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote:
At 11/28/01 10:49 PM, DiscoStuart wrote:
At 11/28/01 09:36 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote: he he he, u know wots funny? im only 15 and i get to have legal sex next year, mwhahahahahaha
how are you so sure?
cos 16 is the age of consent in britain mwhahahaha

it's also the age of consent in australia (and i'm 16!!)
ahahahahhahahaahha
bahahahahahha
mah
so if we both die at the same age Anarchypenguin i would have had 2 years more sex than you.. probably more :D :D:D

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 10:34:22

At 11/29/01 05:31 AM, StrawberrySock wrote:
Then you'll get convicted of statutory rape based on Michael M. v. Sonoma County (US Supreme Court, 1981), which held that states have a fundamental right to prosecute statutory rape.

He is oh-so-correct, sir.
But would a US Supreme Court ruling have any affect on a case in G. Britain?

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 10:36:45

At 11/29/01 10:34 AM, LeslieMonica wrote:
At 11/29/01 05:31 AM, StrawberrySock wrote:
Then you'll get convicted of statutory rape based on Michael M. v. Sonoma County (US Supreme Court, 1981), which held that states have a fundamental right to prosecute statutory rape.
He is oh-so-correct, sir.
But would a US Supreme Court ruling have any affect on a case in G. Britain?

So I made a post saying "ILLEGAL SEX" and Mentioned "STATUTORY RAPE" about 6 times, and now you're telling me that what I'm asking is for someone to "STATYTORILY RAPE ME" and that it's "ILLEGAL" I would have had No idea! What tipped you off?

Someone better statutorily rape me in the next 2 months!

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 10:48:54

At 11/28/01 10:39 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote:

You're just trying to get me thrown in jail aren't you penguin?
tell u wot then haq, i'll rape u then u wont have 2 go 2 jail, and neither will i mwhahaha, ok? he he he

You can go to jail just for raping a girl too... she doesnt have to be underage for it to be classified as a rape

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 11:17:26

At 11/29/01 10:48 AM, FREEEMELKER wrote:
At 11/28/01 10:39 PM, Silver_Surfer wrote:

You're just trying to get me thrown in jail aren't you penguin?
tell u wot then haq, i'll rape u then u wont have 2 go 2 jail, and neither will i mwhahaha, ok? he he he

You can go to jail just for raping a girl too... she doesnt have to be underage for it to be classified as a rape

Is this "state the obvious" hour?

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 11:27:33

At 11/29/01 10:48 AM, FREEEMELKER wrote:

You can go to jail just for raping a girl too... she doesnt have to be underage for it to be classified as a rape

This is so true...and silver_surfer...you are sick ya know, right along with that pic. But have you ever heard of the true story of that teacher who was 35+ and the student she had consentualy sex with? He was like 12 or something. That could also be qualified as Child Molestation! Oh! And FYI...that teacher became pregnant with that kids child x2...which she also gave birth to in Prison. They both admitted to the act. There is a book about it to. I will have to find out what it's titled...then let ya know.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 11:30:56

Oh and the 12 yr. old is from some other country, and the teacher is American.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 13:21:18

At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: If you qualify these requirements YOU can have sex with ME.

Waive the female and under size 7 requirements and I'll take care of you. That way, not only will we violate the age of consent statute, but also the sodomy statute.

2 birds, 1 stone.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-29 20:25:31

At 11/29/01 01:21 PM, fourchinnigan wrote:
At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: If you qualify these requirements YOU can have sex with ME.
Waive the female and under size 7 requirements and I'll take care of you. That way, not only will we violate the age of consent statute, but also the sodomy statute.

2 birds, 1 stone.

Hell lets kill a nun too while we're at it

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2001-11-30 18:58:30

At 11/29/01 08:25 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: Hell lets kill a nun too while we're at it

Only if it is an ugly nun.
I don't intend to kill someone I may wish to seduce later.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2003-08-28 00:22:16

All right Y'all. Thanks for everyone who participated in stutorially raping me.

Ohh those years of 17, how I really don't care about them. Now I'm 19, and that can mean only one thing! Now's your chance to have HOT LIVE TEENAGE SEX with ME!

That's right! I'll be 20 in hooboo dooboo months, so if you missed out on stutorially raping me, don't miss out on your chance to have HOT TEENAGE SEX. If you've ever dreamed of expirencing the POWEREFUL LABIDO OF YOUTH this offer is for you.

Just fill out this check list to see if you qualify.

1. Female?

2. Are you foxy? If so, are you Super Foxy? If so, Really? That's pretty hot.

3. Do you have boobies that are NOT oogie, and are in the general vicinity of C cup?

4. Do you wash your drawrs? I don't want to stank britches up in my face.

Allright, let's get this thing rolling! this is your chance.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2003-08-28 00:28:37

At 11/29/01 10:26 AM, vibes wrote: so if we both die at the same age Anarchypenguin i would have had 2 years more sex than you.. probably more :D :D:D

So unhilariously lucky Knotts

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2003-08-28 00:29:31

On a side not, if I may.

Adambomb's back? Adambomb's back!!

Rejoice!


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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2003-08-28 00:31:01

You bet!
Sure, why not? =)
Yep'm!
Of course! I also change them on a daily basis!
Finally, I have been waiting for this moment my entire life!

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2003-08-28 00:33:03

At 8/28/03 12:29 AM, RedSnapper74 wrote: On a side not, if I may.

Adambomb's back? Adambomb's back!!

Rejoice!

Please stick to having hot live teenage sex with me.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2003-08-28 00:33:59

At 8/28/03 12:22 AM, AhnarequiePhenguhwin wrote: Ohh those years of 17, how I really don't care about them. Now I'm 19, and that can mean only one thing! Now's your chance to have HOT LIVE TEENAGE SEX with ME!

Just waive number one, and I'll do you.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2003-08-28 00:34:26

Junichiro Koizumi has the best hairstyle of any head of state.

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Response to ILLEGAL SEX!!! 2003-08-28 00:35:52

At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, AhnarequiePhenguhwin wrote:
1. Female
2. Pretty
3. 20 or older
4. Under size 7

(C cup preferd.)

If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!

I failed #4... oh what a pitty.