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My mom almost caught me having sex

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 22:44:42


my bros r chill i got 3 older ones they dont really care they just rather me have it then get her pregnant...plus they aint want me smoking if they every caught me smoking i would get my ass beat ..i dont smoke anyway but still....he makin me give him a dollar now for everyone i said take a ten n buy me a pack...well see what he does.

Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 22:46:33


At 9/30/04 09:10 PM, Fatboy_ wrote:
At 9/30/04 09:05 PM, RadiumIodide wrote: In your profile, it says you are 14...You should save it for mariage. ;)
When I got caught masturbating my dad told me to save it til I was married.

I got 12 jars so far.

LMFAO oh my god thats the funniest shit ive ever heard !!!!!!!!!! Lol

Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 22:50:25


it sounds like a bullshit story to me, but i guess having sex with a pie counts as sex with you... yeah always wear a rubber, dont want any of them little slushpuppie/blueberry pies runnin' around and whatnot

Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 22:54:54


I belive the sex part.

I had sex for the first time when I was 15 so You never know.


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