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My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:01:32 Reply

my girl tells me she wants to fuck again around 540 and my mom usually gets home at 6....so i go ask my bro for a condum it takes him a couple minutes to give it to me cause he thinks im too young and i already stole a couple from him...so i finally get it, go to my room and i turn on the music open the window to hear if my mom is coming up the drive way and then i see her pulling up the driveway...i am so lucky i opened the window else i woulda been dead..WELL thats another thing how parents ruin ur life. atleast i got the condum for later =)

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:05:21 Reply

In your profile, it says you are 14...You should save it for mariage. ;) Your parents didn't really ruin your life, its just sex...Imagine if they caught you fucking on that couch in the living room. Then you will learn how Parents really ruin your life...

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:05:35 Reply

She didn't almost catch you...you hadn't even started yet. You went into your room and checked out the window to see if she was there, and she was. Nothing special there.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:06:56 Reply

yes but if i hadnt open the window i would of never none she was home and she would have walked in on us

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:08:03 Reply

lol, Okay, you have sex at 14. Tool.


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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:08:09 Reply

you're lame.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:08:21 Reply

I'm not going to worry about your age, but damn make sure you NEVER get her pregnant or you will pay for that shit for the rest of your life bro, I'm speaking from experience, bitches change....


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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:09:20 Reply

Your 14 and having sex reguraly.... damn I must be a loser.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:10:26 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:05 PM, RadiumIodide wrote: In your profile, it says you are 14...You should save it for mariage. ;)

When I got caught masturbating my dad told me to save it til I was married.

I got 12 jars so far.


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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:10:51 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:09 PM, insanatic wrote: Your 14 and having sex reguraly.... damn I must be a loser.

na i dont on regular basis just once in a while.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:10:56 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:08 PM, afx237v7 wrote: you're lame.

indeed he is ... i mean a 14 year old, no clue what he is doing 16+ seems to work, unless of course you are in my family (uncle was 11, and EVER SINCE ahem, got more and more, lucky bastard :_<)


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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:11:27 Reply

Lol you could've had sex within 20 minutes?

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:11:55 Reply

Also, after actually reading your post, it's retarded. You were no where near being caught having sex, so just STFU. Lameass.


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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:13:31 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:11 PM, _n00b_ wrote: Lol you could've had sex within 20 minutes?

yes....she or me dont wanna fuck around 2 much cause u neva no what could happen afta i jizz so once i get it we stop.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:15:28 Reply

What's the point of having sex at this age if you can't even enjoy it?


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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:16:40 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:15 PM, OVlez wrote: What's the point of having sex at this age if you can't even enjoy it?

They can believe they do though, sad still :\


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but seriously why is this shit still only 3 lines shit used to be 5 lines, HOW MUCH MORE FUCKIN BANDWIDTH WAS THAT TOM, HOW MUCH? Also, hot rosalina porn link ;D

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:17:37 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:13 PM, SluShPuPpiE wrote:
yes....she or me dont wanna fuck around 2 much cause u neva no what could happen afta i jizz so once i get it we stop.

oh.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:19:05 Reply

Wait a minute your brother was theyr too. Thats kind of wierd. And how can you use the condom again you can't reuse those you know. And your 14 your girlfriend must be easily satisfied.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:22:20 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:01 PM, SluShPuPpiE wrote: my left hand tells me she wants to fuck again around 540

thats more like it there buddy ; )

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:22:50 Reply

you doink. why the hell u havin sex at 14. i bet ure makin all this shit up.


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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:30:25 Reply

liar..

My mom almost caught me having sex

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:40:50 Reply

Consider yourself lucky. About seven years ago I got caught by my dad doing my girl doggie style in my room.

Thankfully, there were really no consequences to it. He walked in, blinked, turned around and walked out. Later, the conversation went like this:

Me: Uh...
Dad: You better have been using a condom.
Me: Yeah, I was.
Dad: You should wait until you know no one is home to do that.
Me: Probably.
Dad: ...
Me: Anything else?
Dad: I thought you had better taste in women.
Me: ??!1 wtf
Dad: Is your girlfriend embarassed?
Me: Oh, she's not my girlfriend.
Dad: She isn't?
Me: Nope.
Dad: Oh.
Me: By the way, my girlfriend is coming over for dinner tomorrow night.
Dad: I thought you said she wasn't your girlfriend.
Me: She isn't. My actual girlfriend is coming over tomorrow night, and I'd like for this not to be mentioned.
Dad: Oh. Okay.

Of course he brings it up, and of course I get dumped. Parents can be evil.

Not that I cheated on her. In no way had I ever said, "commitment." I still stand by this logic.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:47:53 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:01 PM, SluShPuPpiE wrote: my girl tells me she wants to fuck again around 540 and my mom usually gets home at 6....so i go ask my bro for a condum it takes him a couple minutes to give it to me cause he thinks im too young and i already stole a couple from him...so i finally get it, go to my room and i turn on the music open the window to hear if my mom is coming up the drive way and then i see her pulling up the driveway...i am so lucky i opened the window else i woulda been dead..WELL thats another thing how parents ruin ur life. atleast i got the condum for later =)

You might think this is nasty but...juss go fuck in the woods when it's light...where nobody is...
oh well if sum1 see's u...bring a knife...


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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:51:45 Reply

I am so glad I have had some delightful insight into a 14-year-old boy's sex life. By the way, it's "C-O-N-D-O-M". Oh, and about the subject matter of this thread.... Been there, done that.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:54:13 Reply

Amazing story ...

And what happend when you woke up?

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 21:55:38 Reply

I love them doughnuts.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 22:00:33 Reply

i got walked in on by my dad while my girl was giving me a blowjob. he turned around and closed the door and has never mentioned it to this very day and that was 3 months ago.

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 22:02:40 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:54 PM, BareNakedOzcar wrote: Amazing story ...

And what happend when you woke up?

LOL

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 22:04:40 Reply

Ya ur full of horsehit.You probably don't even know how to have sex and will be a virgin until you are like 30.Anyways was the condom for you or your boyrfrie.... i mean girl friend

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Response to My mom almost caught me having sex 2004-09-30 22:09:06 Reply

At 9/30/04 09:54 PM, BareNakedOzcar wrote: Amazing story ...

And what happend when you woke up?

Yea what did happened when you woke up?

I have those dreams all the time but i'm usualy in a triangular room doing christina agulari, pam anderson, and the girl down the street then all of the sudden i hear MY mom through te 4th demension doorway........We have so much in common in our dreams man...