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wow dude that really sucks!...almost happened to me :\

At 9/29/04 07:24 PM, Chunkymonkey4u2 wrote: Why this has 7 pages I'll never know.

because we are a bunch of men that like to talk about jerking our meat..... wanna join us in a game of ookie cookie?

WHAT............THE............CRAP???

haha who cares man, my mom catches me all the time, im like piss off biatch im working in here hhahahahha

BURN!!! OMG HAHAHA!!

At 9/29/04 07:24 PM, Chunkymonkey4u2 wrote: Why this has 7 pages I'll never know.

I feel proud.

At 9/27/04 09:32 PM, w00tPWNER wrote: ... the wrinkles on my pillow would say words, like "iceman" or something, and I showed her, and I rolled back and forth on my pillow, and pointed at the wrinkles and showed her that it was speeling things. "Its weird!' I said, and then she left.

You sir are a genius. I can only ever think of really smart moves like that when it's too late. HAHAHA. Iceman. I'll remember that ;)

lol....uh.......... wait....lemme think....oh yea....... I got caught jerking of with plaboy on the t.v..... porn on the computer and a porn magazine on my bed...........and still....STILL......... my dad isn't proud of me

ha ha ha... ah, you suck so much

At 11/12/04 03:57 PM, highlander1 wrote: i am lame

Why would you bring back this old topic.

At 9/27/04 08:28 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote: My mom just caught me masturbating.

That's funny. Your mom does it for me.

I've been caught numerous times. Its really quite embarassing.
Oh well, its natural.

At 11/12/04 03:58 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:

Why would you bring back this old topic.

lol cuz this topic kick ass

Best place to wank is when taking a shit or late at night. I've never been caught masturbating, and I wouldn't care much if I was.

Ive been caught as well,but not by my mum,by my room mate Dave.man was it embarrassing,I cursed and ran the other way,Lol

u masterbate while u take a shit....... that is disturbing.......

At 11/12/04 04:32 PM, highlander1 wrote: u masterbate while u take a shit....... that is disturbing.......

That's not disturbing at all. Since the door is closed, the chances of getting caught are slim. Plus, I have found out that it's better to masturbate with shit.

At 11/12/04 04:23 PM, Stampeder wrote:

At 9/27/04 08:28 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote: My mom just caught me masturbating.

That's funny. Your mom does it for me.

Ouch! PWNT!

At 9/27/04 08:32 PM, i_am_a_Detective wrote: I thought on it all day and i finnaly came up with an appropiate responce to this thread:
LOL

same here

Enjoy the new vibe you've made!

OOOHH CAN YOU FEEL IT?

At 9/27/04 08:28 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote: Wow. My mom just caught me masturbating.

Holy christ, I was so freaked out... I was talking to my friend (that's a girl) and helping her out with her boyfriend problem, and then I opened up a porn video and started wackin.

I kinda heard her coming down the stairs, so I closed the video as quick as I could, but I couldn't get my pants on... She asked me why my pants weren't on and I said 'I don't like these pants, they are too tight'. She eventually went upstairs, and I'm like 'fuck, i'm screwed'.

Fuck, I'm screwed.

Well now that she knows you can tell her other things. After I was caught i said I had been stealing from her for the past 5 years to pay for Video games and junk food, Also that I joined a near by gang called the Guzzlins. I have a shotgun in my room and I thought about commiting sucide about 20 times because she made me eat her food. Also I've been having unsafe sex witha bout... I dunno, 60 women. Each time we went to Maui i had sex with about 20 girls... each time.
And finally that I killed her grandma and it wasn't a car accident. Than I called her a dumb bitch and went up in my room and starting playing Pac Man

I'm just fine now, you should come clean too

Ahaha. Oh man. That sucks. But unless shes completely stupid, she knows that males already do that kinda stuff. And sometimes parents just think their children are weird.

You should be fine man. Dont worry about it

At 9/27/04 08:32 PM, -Darkness- wrote: wow now the rest of ure life ure gonna have an ackward relationship wit ure mom.

You can't spell for SHIT.

At 9/29/04 07:33 PM, Mr_Blanko wrote: haha who cares man, my mom catches me all the time, im like piss off biatch im working in here hhahahahha

AHAHAHAHA. Classic one-linerz UNITE!!!!!!

Lol nice move slickster. Next time lock the door

At 11/12/04 04:23 PM, Stampeder wrote:

At 9/27/04 08:28 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote: My mom just caught me masturbating.

That's funny. Your mom does it for me.

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!
You kidz are getting smarter every day!!!!

Rofl. serves you right!

One time, i caught the class pervert/asshole jerking off in the boys washroom while everone else was getting changed for gym in the change room which was around the corner, so i kicked the stall door down, he screamed and jizzed, the other guys, who heard the scream, came to see what happended and saw him, in the stall, covered in c*m and almost crying in shock. It was fucking hilairious, but i do feel sorry for the guy a little bit.

My dad walked in on me jackin off when I was 11 and just walked away laughing his head off. And I've walked in on my friends wackin too. It's disgusting seeing some1 else do it!

At 11/12/04 05:44 PM, Sword_master000 wrote:

:covered in c*m and almost crying in shock. It was fucking hilairious, but i do feel sorry for the guy a little bit.

I would of pointed and laughed...