Well...a promise is a promise...but I'm still working the story out. Not that anybody cares for it anyways..
That time of year again, but this is a BRAWL interview! Holy mother of brain! Well, here, we are interviewing Zel...err...sorry, CAPTAIN OLI...he's not availiable either?!?!? Uhh...what about...yayz! Ok, let's interview Lucario! Someone grab my beer...
Bowser: "Why is goomba's name did you decide to enter the fights?"
Lucario: "Mewtwo got critically injured in a fight against Ness, and said that he wanted me to go in his steed. Naturally, I decided to help my old friend."
Bowser: "Didn't know the little baby had it in him..."
Captain Falcon: "Why did you decide for your final smash to be that gay hyper beam move?"
Lucario: "I didn't 'decide' it...Mewtwo wanted that one to be his, so I decided to honor that. Well, that, and I'm still learning to use solar beam..."
DIddy Kong: "Why Mewtwo no go?"
Lucario: "He may've recovered quicker then anticapated, but because I'm in his steed, he can't go until round 4.
Lucario: "The lead pipe in his ear also helped me out...heh heh heh..."
Donkey Kong: "Who is furry creature?"
Lucario: "Who's the dumb ape with the fleas?"
Donkey Kong: "TICKS!"
Falco: *Staring suspiciously at Wolf*
Wolf: "Get off my back birdie..."
Lucario: "How about we skip Mr. Beak over there..."
Fox: "Excuse him, we're still suspicious of Lassie over there...anyways, how did you find fighting here so far?"
Lucario: "Aside from the beating I get, it's actually been funner then Mewtwo told me. Charizard's also been teaching me Rock Smash, which has been extremely useful..."
Pokemon Trainer: "Yet he's still hesitent to teach that to Squirtle? BLASPHEMY!"
Ganondorf: "Can you get over me trying to take over the world and all...?"
Lucario: "HELL. NO."
Popo: "Have you seen Nana?"
Lucario: "I've seen her hanging around Zelda lately. She keeps on talking about those damn eggplants..."
Ike: "Do you know why Roy's missing?"
Lucario: "He began flirting with a couple chicks, started dating, and missed the day we were supposed to sign up. He regrets it, but now he's dating Lyn again."
Ike: "Dammit, I called dibs on her! No wonder why she doesn't return my calls..."
King DeDeDe: "Do you think my name's funny...?"
Lucario: "It suits you perfectly!"
Kirby: "Who did you bet on during the pokemon races?"
Lucario: "I was in it, who do you think?"
Link: "What about Dr. Mario and Pichu?"
Lucario: "Dunno where they went..."
Lucas: "D-d-do you think I could defeat Mewtwo like Ness can...???"
Lucario: "Sorry kid, but I don't think so."
Luigi: "Were you the one who-a stole my poltergust?"
Lucario: "Your who's-a-what?"
Bowser: "Heh heh heh..."
Mario: "Why do you-a think Mewtwo-a chose you?"
Lucario: "Couldn't tell ya..."
Marth: *Japenese crap*
Lucario: *replies in Japenese*
Meta Knight: "Why do you believe yourself to be the ultimate warrior?"
Lucario: "Because I haven't been defeated by a piece of pink bubblegum."
Meta Knight and King DeDeDe: "Grr..."
Ness: "So Mewtwo has recovered?"
Peach: "*giggle* How long do you plan on staying?"
Lucario: "Much, MUCH shorter then my life expectancy."
Pit: "Can you give me back my bow...?"
Lucario: "As soon as you give me back my money!"
Pokemon Trainer: "Why is Charizard teaching you Rock Smash...?"
Lucario: "I taught him phsycic."
R.O.B: "LOGICAL ERROR! LOGICAL ER-" *Blows up*
Sheik: "When do you think the announcer will realise that I'm Zelda?"
Lucario: "Around the time a Beedrill is declared a victor of a tournament."
Snake: *Staring at Zero Suit Samus's boobs*
Lucario: "...you going to talk?"
Sonic: "HOW DID I MANAGE TO JOIN YOU GUYS???"
Lucario: *Hiding under the table* "Uh...next guy...please..."
Toon Link: "Can you explain how me AND Link are in the same room at the same time AND NO METEORS HAVE STRUCK???"
Lucario: "What the hell is with him and meteors destroying us all..."
Wario: "Who the hell is this rodent?"
Lucario: "Who the hell is the fatass in the chair?"
Wolf: "Can you kill Falco for me, PLEASE?"
Lucario: "Maybe, we do have a match soon..."
Zero Suit Samus: "Do you know who's going to be interviewed next?"
Lucario: "Hopefully not me again..."