That's not fake grammar. They changed the video on wii.com. I saw it before they changed it.
Today's update is just depressing. "Oh hey, this stage that everyone knows and grew up with? Why haven't you visited lately... look what's happened to it. You neglected it and you're a monster."
The kingdom you once knew has been left in SHAMBLES and it is now your battlefield.
Let's take a jazzy stroll through it. Play it, Mr. Kondo.