Well...
My argument is clear:
Little Archie's name always drove me crazy, because all his little friends were always calling him with the "little" tag attached to his name, but I believe that he redeemed this in Issue No. 132, in the story entitled "Little Archie in Nothing but the Tooth!", where he brings his uncle's beaver to school! I mean, what bad thing can you say about a person who's uncle posseses a beaver.
Argument for Archie:
His name is better.
He has a friend named Jughead , edn.
Somehow, even with all those ugly ass freckles, he still gets his... He also has 2 girls just hanging off his balls, and more ho's then he can count... what a pimp!
I really don't know, I am rather split on this topic.
Discuss.