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At 8/13/04 04:04 PM, asswipe3210 wrote: dude. ur such a liar. i was there in the tree watching u, and that wasn't ur sister...IT WAS YOUR BROTHER!!!

DUN DUN DUN!!!!

At 8/13/04 04:04 PM, asswipe3210 wrote: dude. ur such a liar. i was there in the tree watching u, and that wasn't ur sister...IT WAS YOUR BROTHER!!!

You had nothing better to do that sit in a tree spying on someone? You remember what happened to Jon Lovitz in Little Nicky.

At 8/13/04 04:06 PM, archdog wrote:

At 8/13/04 04:04 PM, asswipe3210 wrote: dude. ur such a liar. i was there in the tree watching u, and that wasn't ur sister...IT WAS YOUR BROTHER!!!

DUN DUN DUN!!!!

naw it was my sister my bros in jail rapeing girls

At 8/11/04 04:41 PM, skullmaster wrote: yes i did :(

ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!! i could have gone the rest of my life w/o knowing that! sick twisted li'l fuck. why did you have to do your sister?

ITS MENT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS SISTER!!! people these days...

Such a disgusting story brings many questions to mind: Why did you fuck your sister? Do you realize that incest is nasty? Did you ever think what if she got pregnant? How big are her tits? How bad would that be if your parents and friends found out? Why did you fuck your sister? Is she shaven? Isn't getting wood seeing a sibling a serious thing? Does she like 15 year old tall skinny guys with 6 1/2 inch dicks who spend all their spare time on newgrounds? So many questions...

If you ever have another ninja fight call me over :D

ninjas pwn?

hmmmm

this story is a very interesting one, but i have to ask about your story, did the ninjas watch you before you had teh S3X0Rs or did they join in, and also in any way was shrooms, the crank, or LSD involved in making this story, because it really sounds like it

Ninjas are sexy.

what broke the window? the ninjas?

Wrong! I don't believe your story. The part about the window crashing or ninjas is almost 100% fictionalized! Used merely, to build suspense, and I doubt that your sister would just, all of a sudden, act like a porn star if you saw her naked. The usuall response, would probably be, her giving you a dirty look, and start throwing stuff at you, and calling you names, but it could happen.
Therefore, the only part of your story that is believable, is you fucking your sister.

If I let that happen to me, I'd be so screwed, because:

1) It's sick and wrong .
2) If I got my own sister pregnant, I'd be screwed, which means
serious trouble.
3) I could get an STD.
4) It's called statutatory rape, it can be done with, or without,
consent.

Conclusion: You should really prevent shit like that, from happening, it'll save you a lot of trouble, don't make bad decisions, you'll regret it if you do.

At 8/11/04 04:41 PM, The_Redangleprince wrote: Oo

Ninjas!? Whoever heard of such a thing!?

*Wonders why cool_pengion_0 hasn't posted LOLNINJERS yet*

very funny shit