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Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 09:59:54 Reply

I have been told by a medical student that necrophilia jokes aren't funny and are quite tasteless.

I would like to know your opinion on this matter.

I have nothing against making light of the subject of necrophilia because dead people are dead.

The student told me some people might be offended because someone in the audience might have known someone who died recently and would be offended.

I think that student is being ridiculous because then a lot of subject matter would be offensive to people.... i.e you can't have movies where people get murdered because someone might have a family member that was murdered.

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:01:25 Reply

I love jokes, at any form, as long as the're good. Tell me some :)

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:01:42 Reply

Tell em please. =)


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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:02:21 Reply

i just cant think of any necrophilia jokes right now, it's funny enough anyway

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:02:33 Reply

If they don't like it, fuck them. not before killing them of course.

why did the old man like being dead?

he was always stiff!

HOHO?

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:03:06 Reply

i wouldnt be offended
im jewish and i laugh at holocaust jokes

then i make the joker die with my connections from the jewish mafia oh vey


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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:05:24 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:01 AM, D34M0N wrote: Tell em please. =)

It wasn't a specific joke per se but it was similar to the end of Farm Sluts where the lead character kills himself and the guy at the morgue turns on the disco lights and dances with the dead body.

Look up Farm Sluts and watch it.

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:07:05 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:05 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
At 8/10/04 10:01 AM, D34M0N wrote: Tell em please. =)
It wasn't a specific joke per se but it was similar to the end of Farm Sluts where the lead character kills himself and the guy at the morgue turns on the disco lights and dances with the dead body.

Look up Farm Sluts and watch it.

uh is that ng movie or some weird sick porn you aussies watch


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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:08:28 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:07 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote:
uh is that ng movie or some weird sick porn you aussies watch

It's a short film.. affiliated with Fox Searchlight Pictures I think.

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:10:07 Reply

I've always liked necrophiliac jokes ...amusing, but I have that kinda humor, which I know many do anyways. Its everywhere, always will be everywhere, you're only wasting your time if you cry over it than ignore it ...and just something that I always found great;
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac
heehee

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:11:57 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:05 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Look up Farm Sluts and watch it.

Ok. I'll search it right away. :)


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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:12:31 Reply

What did the goth girl say to the necrophilliac

quit it asshole im not dead


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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:14:24 Reply

Its funny to laugh at death.

Thats why necrophilia jokes IS hillarious.

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:17:32 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:14 AM, SillyKnifeBall wrote: Its funny to laugh at death.

Thats why necrophilia jokes IS hillarious.

hah.

It's cause EVERYONE DIES.
It's the one constant in life.

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:21:25 Reply

Two guys are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says,
"You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."
"What," the other asks, "green?".
"No," says the first, " a bit sour."

LOL@DEATH.

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:25:09 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:17 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
At 8/10/04 10:14 AM, SillyKnifeBall wrote: Its funny to laugh at death.

Thats why necrophilia jokes IS hillarious.
hah.

It's cause EVERYONE DIES.
It's the one constant in life.

Taxes is feeling left out. He never gets recognition.

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:26:15 Reply

A doctor is caught having sex with one of his patients, and within minutes the whole hospital is talking about it. Later that day he’s cornered by an administrator, who says, “Rumor has it you had sex with a patient. I demand an explanation.”

“Look,” says the doc. “I’m single. I’m not the first doctor to screw one of his patients, and I won’t be the last. So what’s the big deal?”

“But, Sam, you work in the morgue


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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:27:40 Reply

There's a good necrophilia comic on sexylosers.com ...it's really very good

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:28:26 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:25 AM, SKS wrote: no one liked my post?

Ofcourse we liked it. ;)
We just can't react to everyone.


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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:29:48 Reply

Can't say I've ever heard any necrophelia jokes....well, not before this topic, that is.
I prefer Dead Baby jokes.


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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:32:37 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:29 AM, -Mazza- wrote: Can't say I've ever heard any necrophelia jokes....well, not before this topic, that is.
I prefer Dead Baby jokes.

I've heard so many dead baby jokes ...my personal favorite would have to be ..
What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:32:58 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:28 AM, D34M0N wrote:
At 8/10/04 10:25 AM, SKS wrote: no one liked my post?
Ofcourse we liked it. ;)
We just can't react to everyone.

How is anyone supposed to reply to 'meh, I like to crack open a cold one'?

How does that further the conversation?

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 10:38:07 Reply

Necrophilia can either be taken very lightly or very heavily. The people that are unable to make jokes or laugh at jokes about it are most likely constipated puritans. Saying that jokes on Necrophilia can offend people who had a friend or relative die lately is bull. There is a difference between dieing, and having someone dig up a dead body and fuck its decomposing brains out.


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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 12:00:04 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:14 AM, -Cobalt- wrote: Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a grave digger?
A: They both dig dead people's holes

haw haw haw

lol you know some good ones -Cobalt-

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Response to Necrophilia jokes. 2004-08-10 12:04:41 Reply

At 8/10/04 10:27 AM, Lovely_Marlene wrote: There's a good necrophilia comic on sexylosers.com ...it's really very good

You mean the suicide girl series.
Its not bad.
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