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I'm as straight as a circle. Kidding...of course. I am straight.

At 8/3/04 10:02 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote: im straight and when i noticed i masturbated

That's like saying:
"I knew I liked carrots the day I ate food."

I am straight like the other 99% of the world.

PS: You don't have to censor the word 'gay.' It's just not appreciated when you use it derogatorily.

At 8/3/04 10:01 PM, Michael-Myers wrote: G@y, Straight, Lesbian or Bie? I want to know how many people are not straight, when did you notice, and what did you do?

one of the downright stupidest posts i've ever seen...but to satisfy your perverted curiousity, i'm straight

shoot yourself

At 8/3/04 11:33 PM, DisturbdOne wrote: shoot yourself

With a fake gun?!

At 8/3/04 11:40 PM, KupaMan wrote:

At 8/3/04 11:33 PM, DisturbdOne wrote: shoot yourself

With a fake gun?!

Airsoft?

At 8/3/04 11:41 PM, Magknot wrote:

At 8/3/04 11:40 PM, KupaMan wrote:

At 8/3/04 11:33 PM, DisturbdOne wrote: shoot yourself

With a fake gun?!

Airsoft?

no... pellet... prolly Crossmann

straighter then hell and i got two girls that can give you writing proof

ive been strait for 13 years. all due to asian pussy(shaved) and if i wasnt strait, id be dead.

Gay.

Took a while. Kept denying it. Fucked chick after chick... crazy threesomes, etc. Never was attracted to them, and one day I said to myself:

"I'm going to committe suicide because I'm unhappy."

Then I decided to be happy and got a boyfriend, best thing to happen.

At 8/4/04 01:51 AM, spanishfli wrote: Gay.

Took a while. Kept denying it. Fucked chick after chick... crazy threesomes, etc. Never was attracted to them, and one day I said to myself:

GRRRRR! this is whats wrong with the world....gay guys get to have "crazy threesomes" with "chick after chick" and me.....diddley squat!

At 8/3/04 11:21 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 8/3/04 10:56 PM, Lord_Humungus wrote: wish I was,though!

Have you ever thought about fucking ass or getting your dick sucked?

If so, then those things can be used on both genders, and feel the same when used with a blindfold.

tried...just dosn't work...trust me! my best friend became a transexual....still dosnt work for me!

I even tried putting the "BUY" back in bisexual....but the money diddn't even help....but I did make a lot!
nah....I'm straight and I just have to accept it...just like Homosexuals have to accept their orientation!
Oh well...no freaky orgies for me!
I'm actually pretty happy(most of the time) with how I am...just sometimes i get jealous that I might be missing out on something....but actually,a lot of "swingers" I've known confess that the sex is joyless.....that must suck....

At 8/4/04 02:04 AM, Lord_Humungus wrote: GRRRRR! this is whats wrong with the world....gay guys get to have "crazy threesomes" with "chick after chick" and me.....diddley squat!

Okay, the sterotype is true: Gays make better straight men then straight men. You know all those fag hags? They want to be laid, but have to settle being friends. Gays know how to attrack women because gays tend to be polite, easy going, and communicate.

I suggest you pretend to be gay, and get crazy threesomes. Nobody doesn't even have to know.

I find myself feeling incredibly odd when asked this question.

I sometimes look at guys asses, not to check them out, but just something to look at, however, the idea of even kissing another male makes my mouth taste of urine.

straight

I'm as straight as straight could be.

I think your just some pussy 13 yr old who is having some sexuality issues and is afraid to come out and talk about it wihtout beating around the bush. And if you were a bouncer who knew ninjitsu i doubt you would be asking a stupid qeustion like this.

At 8/4/04 02:25 AM, Preview wrote:

=. And if you were a bouncer who knew ninjitsu i doubt you would be asking a stupid qeustion like this.

what? a bouncer cant have sexual issues? mabey he's worried that he's gay because he jerks off to "roadhouse" he SAYS it's the violence,but he's WORRIED it's patrick swayze!

At 8/4/04 02:25 AM, Preview wrote: crap

Who the fuck are you to tell peoplewho they are? plz stfu.

At 8/4/04 01:51 AM, spanishfli wrote: Gay.

It's startling because you're serious. I'm gonna step away before I say something possibly offensive.

At 8/4/04 02:30 AM, Lord_Humungus wrote: mabey he's worried that he's gay because he jerks off to "roadhouse" he SAYS it's the violence,but he's WORRIED it's patrick swayze!

Thank you for stealing Ron White's jokes, prick.

i am gay.... cause I AM HAPPY! hahaha. fooled u all

I'm bisexual.

Whenever I want sex I have to buy it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*pounds desk*

At 8/4/04 03:31 AM, XVII wrote: I'm bisexual.

Whenever I want sex I have to buy it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*pounds desk*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabisexualisstillgayinmybookahhahahahahahah
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Thank you for stealing Ron White's jokes, prick.

no...just that he's right! and here's an example of how right he is!

At 8/4/04 03:27 AM, KupaMan wrote:

At 8/4/04 01:51 AM, spanishfli wrote: Gay.

It's startling because you're serious. I'm gonna step away before I say something possibly offensive.

What? Why would you say something offensive? Why treat him any differently than you did before?
There *are* gay people at NG, you know. That you interact with here and there, without even realizing it. So chillax. 'K?

Bi....But only when im in an odd mood O-o

Straight and Dyke for Hire. I need to pay the bills somehow.

At 8/3/04 11:29 PM, KupaMan wrote: I am straight like the other 99% of the world.

PS: You don't have to censor the word 'gay.' It's just not appreciated when you use it derogatorily.

Actually is more like 70% statistically wise. Most people deny it. I know alot of gay/bi as well as straight. they are all good friends. Seeing that I havent been in a relationship for like 5 years now I have no personal regards to what I am. But then again I am the same sad person who makes sim dates.