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A Catholic priest and nun have been convicted in Malawi for making love in an airport car park.
The 43-year-old priest and 26-year-old nun were caught "in the act" in a tinted saloon car parked at Lilongwe International Airport.
"It was a bizarre spectacle, the public alerted airport police after noticing the car shaking in a funny way," police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told the BBC.
The pair received a suspended six-month jail sentence with hard labour.
In a packed and giggling court-room, both the priest and the nun pleaded guilty to the charge of indecent behaviour in a public place and disorderly conduct.
The nun tearfully told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in judgement, while the priest said that as a man of God he accepted Satan had tempted him.
We thought they could be rushing for a plane... but they never got out of the car
Magistrate Arthur Mtalimanja accepted their pleas in mitigation, but admonished them saying that as servants of God they were the last to be expected to misbehave in public.
"I therefore sentence you to six months imprisonment with hard labour, but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse," he said.
The two were first noticed at the airport by eyewitnesses as they parked the car and wound up the tinted windows.
"We thought they could be rushing for a plane that was about to take off but we were surprised that they never got out of the car," said a taxi driver.
After being arrested, the nun was allowed to put on her habit, Mr Maigwa said.
The priest was dressed in civilian clothes, he said.
If the couple repeat the offence in the next 18 months they will go to jail, the magistrate said.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!! First it was little Catolic boys now its the nuns! whats next?
At 7/30/04 12:15 PM, Cattapillar wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!! First it was little Catolic boys now its the nuns! whats next?
Well, if the church didn't have celebicy, that is, if preist and nuns were allowed to marry, then we wouldn't have these kinds of problems in the church.
Think about it, would you rather have the randy old bastards sleeping with actual women, or little boys? The whole "vow of celebacy" doesn't have a loophole for altar boys, ya know.
good for them, they wanted to fuck and they did, the fact that they are a priest and a nun makes no difference, and the satan tempted him bullshit just doesnt cut it, he shoulda just said he needed some pussy and he got it
Your reply to this isn't going to be clever or witty, so just put down the internet and go outside.
Listen to better music.
One of the greatest Renaissance painters, Fra Fillipo Lippi, only joined the monestary because he wanted to get with a nun. Since Franciscan monks have similar (if not more strict) statures, you can imagine how pissed off people were when they found that out. But he was a damn good painter, so I guess they just let him keep painting and bring fame to their brotherhood...
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
Good for them. They're enjoying life. If all priests and nuns were like them I might consider becoming religious.