Here's a little lesson about what "Ladies Night" means at a strip club. I thought it was a weird name, since I thought, you know, every night is ladies night... isn't it? I was waiting for KFC to fill my order, which they said would take about 40 minutes for my 20 piece bucket because they were backed up and had to cook a new batch of chicken, so I thought I'd go to the strip club across the street. When I got there I noticed a sign that said, "Ladies Night", so I asked what this meant and the girl said that it just means I have to pay cuz I'm a guy. I'm thinking, this must be some weird premotional thing where they get women to come to the strip club, since they get in free. Anyway, I pay the 6 bucks, go in order a beer and notice a bunch of women sitting at Perverts Row, this also puzzled me. All of a sudden the speakers start blasting that old "I'm too sexy" song. As the girl hands me my beer, I look over and some big black dude comes out dancing in thongs swinging his shirt. I'm like WHAT... THE... FUCK!!
I ask the bartender, "ok why is there a guy up there dancing" and she says "because it's ladies night". Well that explains what the hell this all meant. I mean jesus I wish the girl at the door told me this or maybe she just thought I was gay or something. Either that or her and the bouncer wanted to have a good laugh because they did as soon as they seen me leaving within a minute of me just going in. As I get my coat the girl was already chuckling and sarcastically asks me why I'm leaving so soon and I said "Umm maybe because there's a guy on the stage". She started laughing her ass off along with the bouncer.
When it comes to strip clubs I'm a noob because I find them expensive and up here in Nova Scotia there is no touching, so the whole appeal of being able to rub your face in their tits is gone. Almost everywhere in Canada they got lap dancing except here, I swear. I always thought they had different strip clubs for women, instead of just having a night reserved for women to watch men. Oh well, anyway I learned my lesson and thought I'd let ya'll know that if it says "Ladies Night", unless you're gay or a woman, don't go in.