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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 14th, 2008 @ 08:47 AM Reply

does anyone here believe in the scandal that if u drink enough mountain dew, it will lower your sperm count?


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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 14th, 2008 @ 02:47 PM Reply

Can I even get Mountain Dew in England, I here it is quite nice.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 14th, 2008 @ 03:05 PM Reply

Can somebody answer me this? Why do all the new flavors of Mountain Dew taste BETTER than the original??? (Well, except Live Wire, that crap sucks...) To me, regular Mountain Dew is just awful, but I loved all 3 of the new flavors that we got to vote on.

Especially the Strawberry-Melon one, mm-mmm!

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 16th, 2008 @ 06:56 PM Reply

At 9/14/08 03:05 PM, ixintro wrote: Can somebody answer me this? Why do all the new flavors of Mountain Dew taste BETTER than the original??? (Well, except Live Wire, that crap sucks...) To me, regular Mountain Dew is just awful, but I loved all 3 of the new flavors that we got to vote on.

Especially the Strawberry-Melon one, mm-mmm!

please gtfo


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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 18th, 2008 @ 10:40 AM Reply

At 9/14/08 12:20 AM, hhcash wrote: Hey, you guys should post pictures of your Dew stash. I shouldn't, I only have a Voltage and a Revolution, and I'm drinking a Voltage right now.

My parents don't let me have Dew. But my friend has tons, and he shares. :)

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 18th, 2008 @ 06:49 PM Reply

At 9/14/08 03:05 PM, ixintro wrote: Can somebody answer me this? Why do all the new flavors of Mountain Dew taste BETTER than the original??? (Well, except Live Wire, that crap sucks...) To me, regular Mountain Dew is just awful, but I loved all 3 of the new flavors that we got to vote on.

Especially the Strawberry-Melon one, mm-mmm!

I love Revolution and Supernova by itsself, but I have to drink the original and voltage with food for it to be really good.


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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 18th, 2008 @ 10:23 PM Reply

I like sprite better

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 18th, 2008 @ 10:37 PM Reply

At 9/18/08 10:23 PM, Frank wrote: I like sprite better

Die.


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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 18th, 2008 @ 10:50 PM Reply

Hell yeah, I didn't know a club like this even existed! Mountain Dew is truly the nectar of the Gods. Without it, I'd be nothing. I live off of two liters. I usually drink one a day, sometimes two, and once, I drank 5 in one day. My favorite flavors would be:

Original
Pitch Black I & II (isn't in stores anymore)
Supernova (didn't win the Dewmocracy though *cries*)
Limewire

I'm totally linking this in mah sig
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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 19th, 2008 @ 08:17 AM Reply

At 9/18/08 10:50 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
Pitch Black I & II (isn't in stores anymore)

ooo, never heard of this one. What flavor were those?

Also, good man for liking Supernova, it's my favorite overall flavor :(


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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 19th, 2008 @ 03:30 PM Reply

At 9/18/08 10:23 PM, Frank wrote: I like sprite better

Don't move, this won't hurt very much.

:Also, good man for liking Supernova, it's my favorite overall flavor :(

Ditto.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 20th, 2008 @ 02:54 AM Reply

At 9/19/08 08:17 AM, hhcash wrote:
At 9/18/08 10:50 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
Pitch Black I & II (isn't in stores anymore)
ooo, never heard of this one. What flavor were those?

The first one tastes like purple gummi bears. Super awesome. The second one is more sour. A lot of people didn't like it, they pulled it because it lacked popularity, but I love it.

Also, good man for liking Supernova, it's my favorite overall flavor :(

Yeah, the sucky MD IMO won.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 20th, 2008 @ 10:43 AM Reply

At 9/20/08 02:54 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
Yeah, the sucky MD IMO won.

It's too bitter...not literally, but it tastes so dark compared to the explosion of flavor portrayed n Revolution and Voltage.


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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 20th, 2008 @ 07:26 PM Reply

At 9/20/08 10:43 AM, hhcash wrote:
At 9/20/08 02:54 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
Yeah, the sucky MD IMO won.
It's too bitter...not literally, but it tastes so dark compared to the explosion of flavor portrayed n Revolution and Voltage.

Yeah, I know. I wonder what flavors they'll come up with next.

I drank a two liter in less than two hours yesterday, it was pretty awesome.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 20th, 2008 @ 10:04 PM Reply

At 9/20/08 07:26 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
Yeah, I know. I wonder what flavors they'll come up with next.

GRAPE!


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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 21st, 2008 @ 04:07 AM Reply

At 9/18/08 10:23 PM, Frank wrote: I like sprite better

or root beet.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 21st, 2008 @ 12:01 PM Reply

Right now I'm wearing a green Mountain Dew logo t-shirt with green Mountain Dew logo lounge pants, while drinking Mountain Dew.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 21st, 2008 @ 12:02 PM Reply

At 9/21/08 12:01 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Right now I'm wearing a green Mountain Dew logo t-shirt with green Mountain Dew logo lounge pants, while drinking Mountain Dew.

I wants.


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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 21st, 2008 @ 12:14 PM Reply

At 9/21/08 12:02 PM, hhcash wrote:
At 9/21/08 12:01 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Right now I'm wearing a green Mountain Dew logo t-shirt with green Mountain Dew logo lounge pants, while drinking Mountain Dew.
I wants.

Me too. Did you write 500 letters or something to PepsiCo to get those?

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 21st, 2008 @ 12:23 PM Reply

At 9/21/08 12:14 PM, DocSprite wrote:
At 9/21/08 12:02 PM, hhcash wrote:
At 9/21/08 12:01 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Right now I'm wearing a green Mountain Dew logo t-shirt with green Mountain Dew logo lounge pants, while drinking Mountain Dew.
I wants.
Me too. Did you write 500 letters or something to PepsiCo to get those?

Ha, no, I found the pants at Wal-Mart and I don't remember where I found the shirt, probably JC Pennies or something.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 21st, 2008 @ 03:32 PM Reply

Going to 7-eleven to buy a Dew.

+1

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 21st, 2008 @ 09:54 PM Reply

I asked my mother kindly for my week's allowance of $10. She hands it to me and I head toward the door, the gateway to the vast outdoors which connects to 7-Eleven, the vault that holds copies of the Holy Grail, or as it more commonly known by the youth as "Mountain Dew". I feel feelings of mirth as I mount my bicycle and exit my precise territory.

As I enter the Vault, I spot various treasures in my vision, but my prime objective was the refridgerator. I open the cold door with my bare hands, quite a feat. I reach for the cans of Dew, and take one of the original prototypes....

Then something strange happened. After I took an original Dew from the refrigerator, I was blinded by a bright light. As my eyes finally adjusted to the light after a long while, I then saw the unthinkable. The impossible. I saw the heavens of the earth and the good...split in two purple aluminum cans. Immediately I went to grab these purple cans, to protect then from the vicious trolls to come. But I was stopped.

"No! Please, don't take us. All we want is peace! We are almost extinct. Almost wiped off completely from the face of the earth!" said one of the Purple Dews, who spoke with a thick, whining Scottish accent.

"I am and completely and utterly aware of this." Said I, "Pepsi's corrupt politics and leadership is using their armies, known as Voltage, to EXTERMINATE all other Dews. They say they are only taking you and your Canadian allies, who are known as Revolution because of their to being similar, but better, than the corrupt Voltage, but they will eventually exterminate all the other flavors as well. Voltage is angry because of Revolution's actions; and is starting a genocide of jews... I'm sorry, Dews, and take over the world of carbonated beverages! But do not fear. I will keep you protected, in the refrigerator in my attic, to keep you from the Dewzis!"

"Thank you very, very much, sir" said the second Purple Dew. "You really know the meaning of purity and justice,".

I quickly bought the two Purple Dews, for a price of $2.09. As the employee of the Vault was packaging then in a protective plastic cacoon, I exited the Vault, mounted my bicycle once again, and strode off.

I tried to keep the plastic bag hidden and covered. But I knew it would not make a diffrerence. Dewzis march around the town twenty four hours a day. Soon enough, one Dewzi nosily asked me what was in the bag I was obviously hiding, so I showed him. The second he saw the Dews in the bag, I punted him in the the regional genitals, making him drop to the asphalt sidewalk. I grasped the fragile Dews, rapidly mounted my bike, and pedaled as fast as I could.

One minute in, two Dewzi automobiles followed me with no mercy. They shot several times with bullets filled with Voltage poison, but my agility and swiftness was able to avoid the missiles.

But my agility was not 100%.

A bullet managed to hit the bag like a bulls eye. Following that, two bullets hit my hind tires. This caused me to completely loose balance, fall in the street, get crushed (along with the Purple Dews) by the various vehicles that passed, and eventually end up in the grass across the street, where the Purple Dew juice, along with my blood, sank into the soil.

I'm in the hospital right now in critical condition, doctors say I have a 50% chance of living for the next 7 days. But what saddened me the most was that the Purple Dews did not stand a chance. They were slaughtered. Crushed without hope or a chance.

R.I.P. Supernova

-hhcash

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:01 AM Reply

At 9/21/08 09:54 PM, hhcash wrote: I asked my mother kindly for my week's allowance of $10.

We get the same weekly allowance!

R.I.P. Supernova

Oh my God, did you just write that story because you were bored or what? It was awesome, but wow. RIP indeed.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 22nd, 2008 @ 04:17 PM Reply

At 9/21/08 09:54 PM, hhcash wrote: I'm in the hospital right now in critical condition, doctors say I have a 50% chance of living for the next 7 days. But what saddened me the most was that the Purple Dews did not stand a chance. They were slaughtered. Crushed without hope or a chance.

R.I.P. Supernova

-hhcash

Dear Lord... I feel so sorry... goodbye, Supernova cans.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 23rd, 2008 @ 05:28 PM Reply

My girlfriend's dad is a Pepsi guy. He drives a Pepsi truck and distributes Pepsi. She gave me a tie die Mountain Dew shirt, and I've had free samples of stuff that's not even on shelves yet. It's AWESOME.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 23rd, 2008 @ 06:50 PM Reply

At 9/23/08 05:28 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: My girlfriend's dad is a Pepsi guy. He drives a Pepsi truck and distributes Pepsi. She gave me a tie die Mountain Dew shirt, and I've had free samples of stuff that's not even on shelves yet. It's AWESOME.

YOU LUCKY FUCK


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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 23rd, 2008 @ 06:57 PM Reply

Hi everyone, just passing by. There's this shop near where I live at uni that sells all Chinese food. For some reason, they import shitloads of Mountain Dew and Root Beer. Along with some seaweed (nom nom nom) I bought a can of each to try them out. The Mountain Dew was OK but waaaay too sweet. It might've been me but whatever. Later on I tried the Root Beer and OMFG there was an orgy in my gob! Just thought I'd share that with you.

Anyone know if there's a Root Beer crew?

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 24th, 2008 @ 05:38 PM Reply

At 9/23/08 06:50 PM, hhcash wrote:
At 9/23/08 05:28 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: My girlfriend's dad is a Pepsi guy. He drives a Pepsi truck and distributes Pepsi. She gave me a tie die Mountain Dew shirt, and I've had free samples of stuff that's not even on shelves yet. It's AWESOME.
YOU LUCKY FUCK

I know, right? Also, did Supernova win? They're selling it again, and I bought and consumed 3 orgasmic bottles in the past two days.

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 25th, 2008 @ 06:17 PM Reply

son of a bitch, i finished my dew.

time to buy more

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Response to Mountain Dew Crew Sep. 25th, 2008 @ 06:37 PM Reply

At 9/24/08 05:38 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
I know, right? Also, did Supernova win? They're selling it again, and I bought and consumed 3 orgasmic bottles in the past two days.

Were they hiding behind bottles of Voltage or the original?


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