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"I'm not even supposed to be here today!!"

Clerks kicks ass

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

Reg: But you can't have babies.

Stan: Don't you oppress me.

Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb.
Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

High;y amusing quote from "The LIfe of Brian"

At 7/17/04 05:57 AM, -Kakashi- wrote: The first rule of fight club is u do not talk about fight club

2nd rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.

All from Dodgeball -
The 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge Duck Dive Dip & Dodge.

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!

Thats me grabbing the bull by its horns. Its a metaphor but that really happened.

Go ahead and make your jokes mr. jokie Jokemaker.

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind- numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life...But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?"
-Trainspotting-

At 7/17/04 06:01 AM, Ambyth wrote:

High;y amusing quote from "The LIfe of Brian"

i could quote monty python films all day they are so damn funny.

"Im singing in the rain, "guhhhhhhh!!!!"" A clockwork Orange

Nasty FAT hobbit try to hurt smeagol... Nasty, bad fat hobbit...

Kill the HOBBITS!!!!!

-smeagol(=me)

At 7/17/04 02:30 PM, -Krossroads- wrote:

At 7/17/04 05:57 AM, -Kakashi- wrote: The first rule of fight club is u do not talk about fight club

2nd rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.

All from Dodgeball -
The 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge Duck Dive Dip & Dodge.

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!

Thats me grabbing the bull by its horns. Its a metaphor but that really happened.

Go ahead and make your jokes mr. jokie Jokemaker.

You forgot the best one,

"See i told you she was a lesbian"
"I'm not a lesbian ... I'm bisexual *kiss*"
"OH SNAP"

I love scotch. Scotchy scotchy scotch.
-Anchorman
I love carpet.
-Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get that grenade?
Brick: I don't know.
-Anchorman

ANCHORMAN IS TEH ROXORS!!!11111111 SEE IT

American Psycho
Bateman: "i killed 20 people! Maybe 40"

next one

Bateman: "And tonight i just ehm... ha ha... HAD TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!!!!"

Star Wars Return of the Jedi
Luke: "your overconfidence is your weakness"
Emperor: "your faith in your friends is yours"

another one

Emperor: "you will see that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things"

"Denial is the most predictable of all human responses" - The architect, The Matrix Reloaded.

"- Can you fly this plane and land it?
- Surely you cant be serious.
- I am serious. And dont call me shirly" - Airplane.

Oh, my God, I love Anchorman!

"LOUD NOISES!"
-Brick (Anchorman)

"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
-Brick (Anchorman)

"I pooped a Cornish game hen!"
-Brick (Anchorman)

Brick says so many funny things in that movie. It's so great!

At 7/17/04 04:01 PM, BonusStageCompleted wrote: You forgot the best one,
"See i told you she was a lesbian"
"I'm not a lesbian ... I'm bisexual *kiss*"
"OH SNAP"

No. the best one is:

I think I'll take my chances in the tournament
Yea, you will take your chances in the tournament
Thats what I just said
Thats what I'm saying to you
Alright...
Touche.

At 7/17/04 04:02 PM, SniperWolf1942 wrote: ANCHORMAN IS TEH ROXORS!!!11111111 SEE IT

Its hilarious but Dodgeball is 10x funnier!

At 7/17/04 04:06 PM, YautjaYeyinde wrote: American Psycho

Excellent movie. American Psycho was awesome!

At 7/17/04 04:21 PM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: "- Can you fly this plane and land it?
- Surely you cant be serious.
- I am serious. And dont call me shirly" - Airplane.

Airplane has many good quotes:) ITs a classic.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Grampa Hugo from House of 1000 Corpses

"Its shite Scottish. We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English; I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes.It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference." - Renton

From Trainspotting

"If there's one thing, one thing, that history has taught us, it's that you can kill anyone." Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), Godfather 2.

"Alright you primitive screwheads listen up, this is my BOOMSTICK!" - ash williams, army of darkness

At 7/17/04 05:38 PM, Twiztid17175 wrote: "Alright you primitive screwheads listen up, this is my BOOMSTICK!" - ash williams, army of darkness

So many great quote have come from that movie. ;)

"All right you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This is mz BOOMSTICK!" Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness

"Oh Im sorry, did i break your concentration?"
Pulp fiction

"That's pride fucking with you." Pulp fiction

At 7/17/04 05:44 PM, Himoshi_Yietta wrote: "All right you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This is mz BOOMSTICK!" Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness

THANK YOU!!! for some dumbass reason i couldn't remember the name of the actor from army of darkness.

"LePetimane Throughway? What will that little shithead think up next. Anybody got a dime? Sombody's going to have to go back and get a shitload of dimes." Taggert

"You know Nietzsche says out of chaos comes order. Oh blow it out your ass Howard. " Said to Howard Johnson by some other guy named Johnson.

"Send a wire to the main office tell them I said (bonk) Ouch! Wire main office tell them I said Ouch. got it. " Taggert dictating to right hand man.

Austin Powers movies

Austin Powers: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!

Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd: Hey, I guess they're right: senior citizens; although slow and dangerous behind the wheel--can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!

Old School

Frank: Blue you're my boy!

Beanie: Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.

Frank: Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

Will Ferrel is one of the funniest men on the planet.

"ill be back" hah no

uh like "wasa madder you"

eat penguin shit you ass-belonqur(sp?)
SPM

At 7/17/04 05:48 PM, Twiztid17175 wrote: THANK YOU!!! for some dumbass reason i couldn't remember the name of the actor from army of darkness.

How could you foget the name of the messiah: Bruce Campbell?

What country you from?
What?
What ain't no country I ever heard of.
What language do they speak in What.

You know what they call a quarter pounder in France(I think its france)?
A royale with cheese.
They got the metric system.

Quentin Tarantino is the best dialogue writer.

"This is my BOOMSTICK!!"

"Hasta la vista, baby." - the Governator. heehee

Fucking Chuck Norris. - Ben Stiller, Dodgeball.

"We'll make them an offer the can't refuse"

"We're going to the matresses"

"Leave the gun, take the canolli"

Some GodFather Quotes that aren't half bad

my favorite quote is: "Do you like scary movies"? from Scream