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At 7/14/04 04:05 AM, -reckless- wrote: naa dudde i dunit before, you vomit uncontrollably!

The only thing that happens if you sneeze and fart at the same time is that you sneeze and fart.

during a bj most girls stop unless theyre just sick

When you're doing a speech.

At 7/14/04 04:13 AM, BLUEleaf wrote: The worste place to fart is when your a fire man in a burning building.

>:)

YES! I AM UNBANNED

Me too ^_^

The worst place to fart is out of your dick instead of your ass <:)

At 7/14/04 04:05 AM, -reckless- wrote: naa dudde i dunit before, you vomit uncontrollably!

Haha, since when can you vomit controllably? "Ohh, hold on there Mr. Vomit, I'm not ready yet." And seriously why would farting and sneezing make you vomit? It wouldn't, that was just dumb to even say.

At 7/14/04 04:17 AM, 0706am wrote: The worst place to fart is out of your dick instead of your ass <:)

Good gawd man. That just sounds like it would be really bad. I hope that never happens to me or anyone for that matter. Well maybe i wouldnt care if it happened to that damn A. Rod.

First of all, you sneeze for a totally different reason why you fart...blowing up or puking makes no sense...
Second of all, the worst place to fart is to be hiding from Nazi's in an attic...just like in Family Guy...hahaa.

At 7/14/04 04:29 AM, Klatzko wrote: First of all, you sneeze for a totally different reason why you fart...blowing up or puking makes no sense...
Second of all, the worst place to fart is to be hiding from Nazi's in an attic...just like in Family Guy...hahaa.

I do believe there was an episode like that. I dont remember why they were hiding. But one kid sneezed and the mother went: SHH. Then the camera moves over to peter, who is loudly munching on chips. He glances at them and stops for a moment with an akward look on his face, then continues to eat them.

Yeah, man. I agree with a bunch of people up there. Farting during a bj would suck (I would say "suck cock", but thats probly the exact opposite of what would happen.) Farting in an elevator would suck, too. Farting while hiding from the Nazis in the attic would be pretty bad. As for farting in your own face, that probly wouldn't be a good thing but I'm not quite sure how that would happen unless you were attempting to give yourself oral sex, but then that would be like farting while getting a bj so that would get kinda strange. Whatever. And the thing about your intestines blowing up if you fart and sneeze at the same time, not true. No what feels pretty weird, though? Coughing and burping at the same time. Especially if you were laughing before it happened.

At 7/14/04 04:02 AM, sliggdogg wrote: while sneezing

(if you fart and sneeze at the same time your intestines explode)

That's a myth...it's FALSE. Proven by the MTV Urban Myth Show.

At 7/14/04 06:58 AM, -Akula- wrote: That's a myth...it's FALSE. Proven by the MTV Urban Myth Show.

I don't know who would have been dumb enough to believe it...
Who would be that stupid? Well other than the guy you just quoted...

Mike

Any time you have to be quite.

the worst place to fart is on the toilet when youre having a shit :)

HAHAHA we were having a fitness test in Gym at skool, then we were all doing how many sit-ups per minute, then after 35 or so i let the biggest fart i was holding in the entire time and it was so loud and nasty i couldent stop laughing for the rest of class!

At 7/14/04 07:13 AM, vgdsman wrote: the worst place to fart is on the toilet when youre having a shit :)

wtf? why?
this is where its supposd to be...

When theres a bomb attached to your asshole.

you know some people goto the toilet to fart :D

In a pool.
In a school assembaly when the teachers giving you a speech.

in space, because you'd be dead. unless the fart has to have something to do with it.

a minutes slince

during sex. or during prayer

At 7/14/04 03:20 AM, ArtistJ wrote:

Durring Reciving of teh Oral secks

hahah damn...if that happens, it's over. Like...bury myself, or something.

At 7/14/04 02:42 AM, -reckless- wrote: what's the worst place you can fart

when your on tv it's not so good for your image to fart...

During rim-job

In a elevator, stuck between two floors.

While giving a speech

Meeting someone important.

At 9/1/04 07:02 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: During rim-job

It would be awesome while were receiving it!

In a elevator, stuck between two floors.

...with the cast of "baywatch" in there with you.

While giving a speech

...about gastro-intestinal diseases.

Meeting someone important.

...like me. :D

freezing to death in alaska, cus even if you dont fart, your fuckin screwed anyway. so farting just makes it worse ^_^

during buttsex, owwww!

At 9/1/04 08:01 AM, Tahnok wrote: Anyway, I'll say the worst place to fart is when a hot girl is tossing your salad.

HEY, I said that!!! >:o

At 9/1/04 08:19 AM, Tahnok wrote: Sorry, I didn't know rim-job was tossing salad. :|

no, rim job is ass licking (lol ^.^ )

sallad tossing is , bj I think.