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At 7/9/04 02:54 AM, DunnLavitz wrote: when it has its own dick? and even its dick is bigger than your dick?
Heheh, Drew Carey roxxors ^.^
When you're able to suck your own penis, not just lick the tip but I mean really suck yourself off. That's when it's too big...
When you're featured on a site called www.mammothcocks.com.
If that link works, it's completely coincidental. I just made it up ^_^
fucking magnets man how do they work
At 7/9/04 12:52 AM, Dante wrote: When you pass out from getting an erection.
I got this dude in my last class, he passed out when he was erecting at the school toilet.. poor sucker forgot to breathe..
So when you pass out from getting an erection its b'cause you forget to breathe!
some guys wrap it around their wrist like a watch,
but when you can wrap it around your waist like a belt,
then you've got something
You know your penis is too big when you have to roll it up like a hose and keep it in a backback.
You know your penis is too big when it starts hissing.
I wouldn't be able to say, considering I'm hung like a seahorse.