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Response to The Stoner's Club 2015-11-08 06:09:20 Reply

At 8/19/15 09:06 PM, Earfetish wrote: I just got a new vape, you use a lighter for it but it's a smooth toke and it seems impossible to burn. From the folks at Vapor Genie, it's the aluminium bat. I previously had their glass sherlock but it broke, as glass is want to do. This seems way sturdier, way cheaper and way more discreet and portable.

Vaping is p dope, I invested in an X-MAX V2 herbal vape and it's sooo good~
I love how discrete it is, looks almost no different to a normal e-juice vape.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2015-11-20 23:32:24 Reply

Bought my first piece today. It's a rhino bowl where you turn it over and pack its stomach and smoke the tail

what do I name it?

I was thinking either safari or jumanji


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2015-12-30 15:58:14 Reply

At 11/20/15 11:32 PM, MaddieLion wrote: Bought my first piece today. It's a rhino bowl where you turn it over and pack its stomach and smoke the tail

what do I name it?

I was thinking either safari or jumanji

My first glass bowl was a goose that I named mother goose.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2015-12-31 00:31:08 Reply

At 7/14/15 11:27 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I'm not a stoner. Just wondering, does anyone here grow their own plants? Assuming it's legal where you live.

Tried to once. If you dont own your own land its very hard. Bugs are a big issue where im from but it may have been the closet chosen.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-01-05 15:40:09 Reply

At 7/12/15 01:57 PM, Promethicus wrote: no one should ever need drugs though, they are just tools to help u get on the frequency u want to be on.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I know for a fact that I do not need drugs. I use them because they help me relax and they're fun, and that's it. I try not to use them to cope with stress because, as someone with an addictive personality, there is only one way that can end.

So yeah, drugs are bad and are easily misused, but most people try them, I'd imagine, because they're fun.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-01-13 23:20:17 Reply

I can no longer consider myself a member of this club. I haven't smoked weed for about 10 weeks now and I have no intention of restarting. I feel much healthier for it. No more coughing my guts up every morning. I guess with all the Prescription Medications I'm on for various ailments, smoking weed on top of all that just wasn't good for me, where I thought it was actually helping with my pain relief. Surprisingly considering I had smoked weed for 33 years, I stopped cold turkey and had absolutely no withdrawals and I've had no desire to light up at all. I genuinely thought I would struggle with it but it's been very easy. Now I just have to stop Cigarettes. Somehow I don't see that being as easy but I will set a date to stop and do my darnedest to stick with it. Even if I do slide back into that habit I will try, try and try again until I have kicked it. At my age it's all about the health aspect. I'll still pop in here from time to time to see if anyone has posted any decent bud pic's and most likely get a little jealous but that's about all. Best wishes to all of you.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-01-24 08:15:12 Reply

I had one of those jet flash bubblers but it broke. I think they're a great easy to clean piece but it's more delicate than most and you probably want to emphasize this to people when they use it for the first time


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-03-05 15:28:55 (edited 2016-03-05 15:33:01) Reply

Just picked up a quad of some purple stuff from my guy. Smells wonderful really. Really wished I had bothered to find out the strain.

On another note, I found out last night that my guy is one of the big dealers around here so cool I can get the good stuff right from the source.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-03-05 16:51:01 Reply

Also, who got dat med card. Luckily I live in a legal state, but idk if I should really go about trying to go through all that.

Is being trans a medical condition? I need weed for my anxiety


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-03-10 01:00:16 Reply

Bye gamer, we'll miss you.

You know who to vote for, motherfuckers.

Dude sometimes I wondered if I was Autistic or something and never got diagnosed. Or even ADHD. Then I did shrooms. And now I'm just this normal yogi person who feels enlightened. 4/20 is coming up in over a month. You bitches ready?


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-03-10 17:47:39 Reply

At 3/10/16 01:00 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Bye gamer, we'll miss you.

You know who to vote for, motherfuckers.

Dude sometimes I wondered if I was Autistic or something and never got diagnosed. Or even ADHD. Then I did shrooms. And now I'm just this normal yogi person who feels enlightened. 4/20 is coming up in over a month. You bitches ready?

Some friends and I are going up to Colorado heh. Can't wait to see what kind of stuff I can get my hands on


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-03-18 14:39:19 Reply

At 8/19/15 09:06 PM, Earfetish wrote: Also that 1P-LSD is amazing and may well be the last legal LSD analogue in the UK

I've been smoking a couple of times per week for about 8 months now and in a week I'm going to try 1P-LSD which will be my first psychedelic, how was your trip and how long did you trip for?

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-03-23 15:41:23 Reply

I'm almost out

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-03-30 19:18:47 Reply

Dude, I wanna join! My love for weed is always at an all time HIGH!

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-04-02 21:13:19 Reply

hey everybody! smoke a bunch of weed!

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-04-08 00:36:04 Reply

Just picked up a Yocan evolve-d for some dry herb action

Im really liking it, I can get some bigger rips than I could with just a pipe and it's not as harsh. Not to mention I can actually get some of the flavor for stuff like blue dream or lemon haze


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-04-08 14:54:51 Reply

Who here smokes salvia and is in a legal state? Motherfuckers outlawed it here you can't get any at a smoke shop. What't the fucking point of the Smoke shop then!

Also: does alcohol count as a drug? I would count it as a drug, though culturally it is sort of different.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-05-08 22:57:53 Reply

At 4/8/16 02:54 PM, Boss wrote: Who here smokes salvia and is in a legal state

From Washington state where it's still legal but probably not for long (which I can kinda see why).

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-05-10 14:26:32 Reply

At 3/18/16 02:39 PM, Ja-do wrote:
At 8/19/15 09:06 PM, Earfetish wrote: Also that 1P-LSD is amazing and may well be the last legal LSD analogue in the UK
I've been smoking a couple of times per week for about 8 months now and in a week I'm going to try 1P-LSD which will be my first psychedelic, how was your trip and how long did you trip for?

I've taken it loads of times, you can still feel residual effects and struggle to sleep after 10 hours but the peak experience is about 5

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-05-10 14:47:01 Reply

At 4/8/16 02:54 PM, Boss wrote: Who here smokes salvia and is in a legal state? Motherfuckers outlawed it here you can't get any at a smoke shop. What't the fucking point of the Smoke shop then!

I've smoked a lot of salvia. You should smoke it while on LSD.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-05-11 23:56:26 Reply

Going to Denver in a couple weeks for a bachelor party, anyone have any suggestions for cool things I should try there? It'll be my first time hitting up a dispensary so I don't wanna waste money on worthless stuff. I've had some edibles from Colorado before but I wanted to know if you guys have any favorites!

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-05-13 13:02:00 Reply

I just had to join, tbh. This is the club I needed.
Can I just be the princess of weed? That would be noice.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-06-23 21:31:53 Reply

hello everyone. if you need instrumental 420 tracks hmu.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-06-24 19:35:57 Reply

At 5/11/16 11:56 PM, Ship wrote: Going to Denver in a couple weeks for a bachelor party, anyone have any suggestions for cool things I should try there? It'll be my first time hitting up a dispensary so I don't wanna waste money on worthless stuff. I've had some edibles from Colorado before but I wanted to know if you guys have any favorites!

Get edibles, my friend. I bought a pack of 15 edible sour gummy bears when I was in Colorado. I shared three of them with someone else. The package clearly states "eat 3-wait 30 minutes to see how you feel." Yeah, whatever. That shit tasted like sugary filled candy. I popped all 12 of those shits into my mouth in one setting and munched away. I took a shower and then I laid down in bed. I started laughing, and then crying from laughing, and then laughing again. It was fucking great. I was still high the next fucking day. Oh yeah, get edibles.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-07-21 21:49:58 Reply

Smoke weed everyday


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-08-12 03:00:48 Reply

Weed is the best drug of them all. I think so anyway.
Gonna do shroomfest again next year if I can. Need to do more at a time and play in the woods.

At 4/8/16 02:54 PM, Boss wrote: Who here smokes salvia and is in a legal state? Motherfuckers outlawed it here you can't get any at a smoke shop. What't the fucking point of the Smoke shop then!

Also: does alcohol count as a drug? I would count it as a drug, though culturally it is sort of different.

I had a few crazy trips on salvia. Good for the experience.

At 5/13/16 01:02 PM, rinnythekitty wrote: I just had to join, tbh. This is the club I needed.
Can I just be the princess of weed? That would be noice.

Okay Weed Princess.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2016-09-09 07:59:32 (edited 2016-09-09 07:59:54) Reply

I've posted this elswhere but thought I'd share here

Sunday 28th August was, I would hazard to think, the most sexually and romantically thrilling day I have ever had in my 28 years and the best acid trip I have ever had in my life. I think it was just as good for her, too.

You should try it with your lover. The Salvia and GHB and nitrous are surplus to requirements, the important part is the acid and the fingerpaints. I got the shit they sell for toddlers so I imagine it is pretty non-toxic.

**The following post goes into detail about sexually deviant acts I have participated in. If you know me IRL, pretend like you never read this and carry on pretending for the rest of your life.**

So yesterday my lover of about 6 months wanted to take acid with me and our only plan was to watch Finding Nemo (she'd watched it, I had not). She came round at about 3 and we ate the acid (200ugs each), then put Finding Nemo on when we started feeling it.

About an hour into the movie it started buffering so I paused it. She asked "What should we do while we wait" and I said "Fingerpaint each other." She said she would watch me fingerpaint myself and was a tiny bit resistant, but I told her I would never fingerpaint myself and she relented.

Dipping my fingers in the tubs of paint and rubbing them over her naked body was absolutely incredible, mixing close, lustful touching of her soft skin with vibrant colours and creativity. I had never been so enthralled by watching paint dry, studying it against her cream-coloured body as it went from a gloopy mark to a jelly-like red before drying into flakes.

At this point, I was thinking "this is the best acid experience I have had in my life, everyone should fingerpaint" before realising that we weren't even listening to music. So I put on Sigur Ros.

She then clambered on top of me and started fingerpainting me and was delighted, running her smooth hands over my chest and leaving bright red, blue, green and yellow marks where her fingers had trailed. She'd wipe the paint on my nose and I would rub my nose all over her body.

The kids' finger painting kit I bought also came with a roller, like you might use if you were painting a wall. I dipped this roller in paint and ran it over her nipples. This was a little much for her and we both burst into a fit of laughter.

Unfortunately the penis gets in the way a little, and when things progressed to oral sex, she said my willy tasted of paint. So we went up to the shower to wash the paint from our genitals and faces.

She got a little carried away by how much fun this was, and loved rubbing shower gel into me and watching it turn into multicoloured soap bubbles, so eventually most of the finger paint had washed off. We toweled off and went downstairs again.

Take it as given that at least once every hour or so we huffed some nitrous.

I now had a clean canvas to work with.

I have a little bit of a foot fetish, so I then began to fingerpaint her feet and press the imprint of her foot on to my chest. I also made an imprint of her feet on an extra-large piece of paper that I now intend to hang up in my house. I rubbed different colours of paint all over her feet and lower legs and we remarked on how beautiful it looked.

A small amount of GBL was then consumed by each of us.

As the intimacy continued and more finger paints were applied, she sat on my face facing away from my body and I ate her out; I gazed up at her dazzling, sumptuous body, streaked with paint left by my lusting hands as she rode my nose and tongue. She then came off me and mounted my cock and rode me like the world was ending, holding my mouth open and spitting into it, which drove me crazy.

We then went upstairs to fuck in my tie-die bedsheets and went at it like animals, sweat mixing with paint, her pink mouth licking against mine, me kissing her body desperately, fucking in spoons, missionary, lifting her legs up, and just when I was about to bust a nut she could take no more. "Leave it for later."

We went back downstairs and started listening to Alcest. The sex was not over, and I started eating her ass before eating her out again. It was pretty obvious that we were both having a very memorable time, and as she orgasmed to the sounds of Alcest's new track Oiseaux de Proie, I pulled away from her thighs to look at her fingerpaint-covered face and saw tears coming from her eyes. Tears of happiness. I had eaten her pussy so well she was literally crying.

*"Juliette, when we made love, you used to cry. You said I love you like the stars above, I'll love you till I die."*

I remarked on how good it made me feel to have pleased her so much, and she was a little embarrassed about it. "I'm gonna make you cry with happiness too."

We then finished watching Finding Nemo. Which was good.

Then we listened to some MF DOOM and some Dalek while stroking, kissing and fingerpainting each other. I absent-mindedly doodled on her thigh before noticing that I had done a flag, which may as well have been the French flag (I don't know my flags). I pointed out that a French flag on a white woman's thigh could be construed as satirical art responding to the Burkini controversy and even thinking about these themes gave me a real creative rush. My main creative pursuit has always been writing, which is not as much fun as painting when I'm on acid and isn't something you can do with other people. Acid makes me feel creative, sexual, childish and free, and fingerpainting a naked body combines it all.

We talked about the Mona Lisa, about how Mona wouldn't have realised that the painting of her was one of the most beautiful paintings in the world.

Then we hit some Salvia. Shit is otherworldly when you're tripping. An intense psychedelic experience that enhanced the experimental hip hop even further.

I have an electronic bubble machine, and we played with that for a short while. My naked fingerpainted lover gazed into the air, popping bubbles, laughing and smiling, and at that instance I felt a once-in-a-blue-moon kind of deep love, like I could not possibly love this woman any more than I did in that moment. I told her that I was so madly in love with her; she's taken a little longer to reach that feeling for me or feel comfortable gushing over me, but it all came out and she was blushing and bashful with how much she loved me.

More GBL was then consumed. I still hadn't ejaculated by this point.

We go back upstairs to my tiedye bedsheets and begin again. I wonder out loud whether we should do anal, and she goes downstairs, retrieves a butt plug from her bag, and puts that inside her, huffing poppers as she does so. We then grind against each other with the butt plug inside her.

After she can take no more, she pulls the butt plug out and puts it in my mouth and I lick it like a starving man. I feel like I'm about to ejaculate, my body feels like it has ejaculated, but I'm still hard, so we rest for a moment and I start again. "Oh wow Earfetish." And then I come soon afterwards with all the force of a dam breaking.

We lie in bed and I think back over the day's events. I am so happy I start to tear up. I pick up her hands and bring them to my eyes, touch her fingers against my tears. "You made me cry too."