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At 2/1/13 03:27 AM, jAvAcOlA wrote:

At 1/22/13 03:56 PM, Dromedary wrote: anyone tried magic truffles? just bought some, will update you when I do them

I see your year without drugs lasted about as long as I expected.

I see you enjoy being a condescending bellend. I'm not going to bother explaining my reasons to you, but I can't join the army until after the summer, so I haven't stopped occasional use. I'm quitting due to drug tests, and if I don't have them for 6 months then I see no point stopping now.

At 2/2/13 12:01 AM, Light wrote: I smoked a couple of bowls with an acquaintance yesterday.

Summoning the strength to safely come home high is a little difficult for me.

That weed was pretty potent. I wish I took a couple more hits.

Once you've been smoking long enough, acting like you're not high comes naturally. You'll learn eventually.

smoke weed till ur mothafuckin eyes bleed

Got two tabs of supposedly potent acid. Tomorrow should be fun.

At 2/7/13 08:48 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Got two tabs of supposedly potent acid. Tomorrow should be fun.

Lucky motherfucker, I've been searching high and low for over a year now for that shit.

Anyway, my local dispensary sells this "amber" extract shit, they charge $300 an eighth for it. So, me and my friend decide to buy a gram for $100, needless to say, I was anxious to get home and heat up the 'ol budderbong. It was fucking great, when I was holding in a hoot, I could literally feel my hands tingling like it was my first time smoking a doobie in grade eight.
So, we asked what made this shit so great, and it turns out that it's the same method as any other butane-based extract, but after they do some weird vacuum-purging shit.
So, I went and bought a 6-case of high-grade butane, rigged an air compressor and a mason jar, got a few pounds of shwag, gonna try to make some amber. Let's hope I don't blow myself up!

Be careful making oil, I know someone who set their hand on fire and did permanent nerve damage after starting a fire making hash oil.

At 2/7/13 08:48 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Got two tabs of supposedly potent acid. Tomorrow should be fun.

It's fucking 25-I.....

At 2/1/13 11:23 AM, Dromedary wrote: I see you enjoy being a condescending bellend. I'm not going to bother explaining my reasons to you, but I can't join the army until after the summer, so I haven't stopped occasional use. I'm quitting due to drug tests, and if I don't have them for 6 months then I see no point stopping now.

I'm just fucking with you. I'm not really in a position to judge anyway.

Anyways, I get my results from a swab test I did in december back on Monday. I had only been clean for around 36 hours beforehand (I fucked up and forgot I had the test coming up) but used a dickload of mouthwash during that time. Anyway think I have a chance? And if I fail does anyone know the exact procedures? I've heard they sometimes test you a 2nd time on the spot.

At 2/9/13 02:07 AM, jAvAcOlA wrote: Anyway think I have a chance? And if I fail does anyone know the exact procedures? I've heard they sometimes test you a 2nd time on the spot.

it depends on how regularly you smoked before that i guess, and what was the test for? im sure different things have different procedures

At 2/9/13 12:06 PM, Dromedary wrote: it depends on how regularly you smoked before that i guess, and what was the test for? im sure different things have different procedures

Probation. And very regularly. But I've got a good metabolism and not much body fat.

At 2/7/13 08:48 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Got two tabs of supposedly potent acid. Tomorrow should be fun.

Why bother with expensive LSD (and fakes) when you can extract LSA from heavenly blue morning glory seeds? It's not even hard or anything. Just be sure to measure and don't OD. Knew a kid who ODed on LSA from the morning glory back in junior high. His parents found him in his room furiously jacking off with patroleum jelly, completely naked. He freaked out and shit went down. Then when they get to the hospital he beats the shit out of three or so people trying to restrain him before he was calmed down (probably with a sedative) and had his stomach pumped. SO MEASURE.

every time I have attempted lsa it has made me throw up, and I've tried it a lot of times in lots of different formats, including lactose lsa pills bought from a head shop in Amsterdam. lsd, however, is awesome.

Yeah, LSD is way better than LSA. Problem is real acid is very rare now, because most blotters are RCs.

Wow. I passed my drug test after smoking 3 blunts 36 hours prior to it. And now I'm off probation early for "good behavior". They really are not very strict about this shit at all.

Well, I get payed tomorrow and it's also pancake day. Because of this a plan has arose for me and a friend to get extremely high and cook more pancakes then we can physically eat, some of them experimental flavours. We have discussed using something like salami, if bacon works why not salami. Should be good.

At 2/11/13 03:23 PM, Decky wrote: Well, I get payed tomorrow and it's also pancake day. Because of this a plan has arose for me and a friend to get extremely high and cook more pancakes then we can physically eat, some of them experimental flavours. We have discussed using something like salami, if bacon works why not salami. Should be good.

I thought you'd say something like lavender flavoured pancakes or hops flavoured.

I know that LSD is rare, expensive and that most of the shit that tricksters try to bump out there is fake, but LSA is just so fucking easy to obtain it's ridiculous.

17 day sobriety binge and i finally got some more oxycodone

thank god, the relief is immense. the cravings have been tearing me apart, especially these past few days.

actually crystal meth is worse than heroine since you only sniff it and it's doing more damage :P

At 2/14/13 12:12 AM, qwerop wrote: actually crystal meth is worse than heroine since you only sniff it and it's doing more damage :P

Firstly you can smoke meth and secondly it's spelt Heroin. I refuse to take drug advice from somebody who gets those two wrong. As for the damage thing I once had a conversation with a nurse who said that crack addicts are the ones that go downhill the quickest.

At 2/13/13 10:19 PM, Ma1achi wrote: why can't you just smoke weed

because i make bad decisions

and i've never really liked weed much anyway

At 2/13/13 06:31 PM, notYert wrote: 17 day sobriety binge and i finally got some more oxycodone

thank god, the relief is immense. the cravings have been tearing me apart, especially these past few days.

Do you genuinely believe that you're not addicted to opiates or do you just not care?

i was talking to one of my family members who is a nurse and worked in a few rehab places, and apparently opiate addiction is the hardest thing to come back from.

also watched another documentary on krokodil... WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE TAKE THAT

At 2/9/13 11:51 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Why bother with expensive LSD (and fakes) when you can extract LSA from heavenly blue morning glory seeds?

Yay I got a mason jar, some coffee filters, and a peppercorn grinder. I ordered some organic seeds so I'm gonna try some water and alcohol extraction when I get them. Hopefully it goes well, I've heard that a lot of seeds are dry and impotent.

At 2/15/13 11:00 AM, Entice wrote:

At 2/13/13 06:31 PM, notYert wrote: 17 day sobriety binge and i finally got some more oxycodone

thank god, the relief is immense. the cravings have been tearing me apart, especially these past few days.

Do you genuinely believe that you're not addicted to opiates or do you just not care?

don't care

At 2/15/13 12:27 PM, Dromedary wrote: i was talking to one of my family members who is a nurse and worked in a few rehab places, and apparently opiate addiction is the hardest thing to come back from.

also watched another documentary on krokodil... WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE TAKE THAT

No, benzo and alcohol addiction are much worse. Opiate withdrawal is nothing compared compared to panic attacks, suicidal depression, delirium tremens, seizures and possible death.