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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-17 01:33:56 Reply

Just smoked a catnip joint lol. Nice smoking herb, even if it doesn't do anything.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-17 07:02:03 Reply

On Saturday I had two more nbomb tabs and my gf didn't want any so I was listening to Sigur Ros' new albums on headphones and the shit was immense, especially through headphones when you're tripping. It's like all-powerful, listening to music on headphones when tripping. Last time I did so I think I was 16.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-17 07:04:00 Reply

On Saturday I had two more nbomb tabs and my gf didn't want any so I was listening to Sigur Ros' new albums on headphones and the shit was immense, especially through headphones when you're tripping. It's like all-powerful, listening to music on headphones when tripping. Last time I did so I think I was 16.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-17 17:56:36 Reply

At 7/15/13 04:22 PM, Rilo15 wrote:
At 7/15/13 03:33 PM, jAvAcOlA wrote:
At 7/13/13 09:32 PM, Rilo15 wrote: That fourth line of the original post is questionable. Irregardless, I'm a smoker. On probation. How the FUCK does that work?
If your probation is anything like mine was, you'll never have to stop.
Q Carbo??

More like gargle some mouthwash the day of the test and that's it.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-17 21:41:41 Reply

At 7/17/13 05:56 PM, jAvAcOlA wrote:
At 7/15/13 04:22 PM, Rilo15 wrote:
At 7/15/13 03:33 PM, jAvAcOlA wrote:
At 7/13/13 09:32 PM, Rilo15 wrote: That fourth line of the original post is questionable. Irregardless, I'm a smoker. On probation. How the FUCK does that work?
If your probation is anything like mine was, you'll never have to stop.
Q Carbo??
More like gargle some mouthwash the day of the test and that's it.

They do urine analysis (analyses?) down here. I wish they swabbed. :/ That would make my life so much easier.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-17 21:46:30 Reply

At 7/17/13 05:56 PM, jAvAcOlA wrote:
At 7/15/13 04:22 PM, Rilo15 wrote:
At 7/15/13 03:33 PM, jAvAcOlA wrote:
At 7/13/13 09:32 PM, Rilo15 wrote: That fourth line of the original post is questionable. Irregardless, I'm a smoker. On probation. How the FUCK does that work?
If your probation is anything like mine was, you'll never have to stop.
Q Carbo??
More like gargle some mouthwash the day of the test and that's it.

They do urine analysis (analyses?) down here. I wish they swabbed. :/ That would make my life so much easier.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-30 07:29:38 Reply

the other night i took too much ambien and smashed my monitor, keyboard, headphones, and kicked a hole in my wall. i dont even remember what i was mad at

i h8 my life


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-30 14:18:23 Reply

At 7/30/13 07:29 AM, notYert wrote: the other night i took too much ambien and smashed my monitor, keyboard, headphones, and kicked a hole in my wall. i dont even remember what i was mad at

i h8 my life

Just smoke weed or something seriously

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-30 22:35:23 Reply

At 7/30/13 07:29 AM, notYert wrote: the other night i took too much ambien and smashed my monitor, keyboard, headphones, and kicked a hole in my wall. i dont even remember what i was mad at

i h8 my life

I took too much ambien and then watched Sweeney Todd, which seemed to only be a 15 minute long movie. Then I kept falling on my ass and I smoked all my weed which had little to no affect while chain smoking cigarettes and talking to god. Then I had crazy dreams.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-07-31 04:47:12 Reply

At 7/30/13 07:29 AM, notYert wrote: i h8 my life

you're 15, that's what happens when you're 15

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-01 14:09:41 Reply

At 7/31/13 04:47 AM, Earfetish wrote:
At 7/30/13 07:29 AM, notYert wrote: i h8 my life
you're 15, that's what happens when you're 15

#puberty


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-01 18:36:17 Reply

At 7/30/13 07:29 AM, notYert wrote: the other night i took too much ambien and smashed my monitor, keyboard, headphones, and kicked a hole in my wall. i dont even remember what i was mad at

i h8 my life

The ambien walrus strikes again.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-07 23:46:07 Reply

The e-cig I got apparently produces much more vapor right after it's been charged. Was pleased at first because it felt more like real smoke but after a few minutes of puffing I feel extremely nauseus and the buzz is very noticable which has never happened to me. Pretty odd considering I've been vaping the same brand for weeks, guess I need a better e-cig with more consistency and maybe less nicotine.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-09 03:08:25 Reply

Since I can't get any straight answer on the General forum, I've decided to come to you guys.

I was wondering if anyone could identify this metal for me, It's on my pipe, and I wan't to know if I should smoke from it or not, cause I don't want to end up breathing in any toxic fumes.

It's non magnetic.
It's silvery, but turns bronze when heated.

By the way, don't judge me for using a Metal Pipe, they give quick, hard hits.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-09 04:54:32 Reply

Just hold the lighter above the weed and when you inhale the flame will get pulled towards it; it shouldn't heat the metal very much directly.

I was just saying that I don't like the taste of metal pipes. I don't think you'll have any health problems unless you're smoking a homemade tinfoil pipe or something. If it's something you bought it's probably anodized aluminum.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-12 06:13:42 Reply

At 8/9/13 03:08 AM, Dignatio wrote: Since I can't get any straight answer on the General forum, I've decided to come to you guys.

I was wondering if anyone could identify this metal for me, It's on my pipe, and I wan't to know if I should smoke from it or not, cause I don't want to end up breathing in any toxic fumes.

It's non magnetic.
It's silvery, but turns bronze when heated.

By the way, don't judge me for using a Metal Pipe, they give quick, hard hits.

If you bought a metal pipe, it's safe. You'll never release toxic fumes smoking out of metal unless it's coated in something else (like foil often is). You can't get it hot enough to start releasing fumes with a regular lighter.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-14 22:21:26 Reply

just watched vice's documentary "Swansea love story". it's about an ongoing heroin epidemic in Swansea in Wales, and in all honesty it's pretty heartbreaking. powerful stuff yo


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-17 17:38:26 Reply

At 8/14/13 10:35 PM, DixieCong wrote: so it's been like 4 months and i still don't have a new connect, i'm dying up this bitch

Use Silk Road, it's very legit. If you need help figuring out how to use it and how to fund your account, PM me.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-18 07:40:21 Reply

Do you guys think these would be reasonable restrictions to impose on the sale and use of marijuana should it become legal? I've just recently thought of these in an attempt to persuade some people who may be on the fence about legalizing the drug:

1. The drug can only be sold in licensed dispensaries. It can also be grown, but there must be a certain limit(Don't know what it would be) in the number of plants, seeds, etc. in your possession.

2. Can only be sold to those age 18+(Or perhaps 21+. I prefer age 18, but whatever).

3. Knowingly and willingly giving marijuana to minors will result in incarceration and the levying of a fine($1,000 is probably sufficient).

4. Can't smoke the good stuff at restaurants, bars(Unless these bars are specifically for smoking marijuana), and certain other establishments. Smoking it at say, a park may be acceptable since there is open air to disperse the smoke.

5. Can't smoke in the presence of your child(ren).

6. Marijuana advertisements can't be shown on TV, but they can be shown elsewhere.

7. People who try to sell the drug outside of a dispensary may be fined. Perhaps repeated offenses will result in imprisonment. Merely trading or giving away weed won't be illegal, though. Kind of like prostitution being illegal while having sex for free isn't, lol.

8. With legalization comes the establishment of rehabilitation centers for anyone who needs to kick the habit of smoking weed. Shockingly, some people get addicted to this stuff, lol.

9. A sales tax will be levied on all sales of the drug. These sales will help fund the rehab centers.

These possible restrictions I conceived have the potential to alleviate some people's fears of legalizing the drug, even if these restrictions aren't 100% rational. I still believe they are mostly rational and still have enough appeal to withstand the most difficult anti-marijuana arguments out there.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-19 03:25:26 Reply

I found my home


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-20 18:54:04 Reply

So if you could toke up with any person from history who would it be?
Alexander for sure


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-20 19:45:12 Reply

At 8/20/13 06:54 PM, WumboCorp wrote: So if you could toke up with any person from history who would it be?
Alexander for sure

Joan of Arc. She smoked pot and hallucinated hearing divine voices, and led an army as a fucking teenager. I'd toke up with her and follow her into battle

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-24 19:19:21 Reply

are you guys the same person

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-24 19:44:21 Reply

One of my biggest issues with weed culture is this overwhelming rhetoric about how "being stoned makes you stupid". Even the word 'stoned' implies apathy; a lackadaisical attitude and this general assumption that getting high makes you 'unproductive'.

I've talked to so many people who have only been high a handful of times and they all say the same things:

"I don't like getting high, it makes me sleep"
"I don't like getting high, it makes me eat bad food"
"I don't like getting high, it makes me say stupid things"

I have no idea if these symptoms are actually real, because honestly, i've never experienced them. Weed makes my dreams more lucid, makes me more conscious of the foods i'm putting in my body, and oftentimes sparks explosions of creative output. Is it simply because I smoke weed more often that the stereotypical symptoms often embody the opposite of what I end up feeling? Or is it all part of that capitalist propaganda that perpetuates these negative stereotypes of weed?

Forget any of that political conspiracy bullshit, It effects everyone differently, and that's the all the evidence i've been witness of. One friend described it as "tingling, everything tingles". Another said it "makes me feel every breathe I take".

Personally, I say it's like putting your body on autopilot. You're far more consciously aware of every reaction, feeling, microfeeling and microreaction your body feels. It's a subtle sensation, yet it can cause a lot of anxiety problems if you concentrate on the wrong ideas, hence the paranoia.

Why do people fall asleep, eat shitty food, say stupid things and get paranoid? It's simple. Either they have no self-control, (because these are all basic instincts), or they simply aren't CONCENTRATING. I can reach a peak level of concentration when i'm incredibly stoned, and the result is a heightened sense of awareness as well as a maximized level of creativity. I cook elaborate meals, play video games on their hardest setting, and even drive in the middle of rush hour at the peak of a high. Two days ago, I even went on an intense uphill bike-ride right after I smoked a bowl.

BEFORE I SMOKED WEED: Lived in my grandmas house, took a year off from university, didn't have a job, didn't have a girlfriend, only had sex once, hated myself

AFTER I SMOKED WEED: Been employed since, currently making a respectable amount hourly, had a girlfriend two years, got a cat, started making music, reported at the Sasquatch music festival as well as got a press pass for the YYC Folk Fest, bought a mint '86 Crown Victoria and live in a gorgeous condo overlooking downtown

Where's the fucking story in that? I don't intend to sound like i'm bragging, i'm only making the point that weed did the fucking absolute opposite that these stereotypes would want us to believe.

I think weed gets a bad rap as a stupid drug, and I honestly try and preach the opposite whenever I can. Don't give in to the negative stereotypes.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-08-24 22:34:07 Reply

At 8/20/13 06:54 PM, WumboCorp wrote: So if you could toke up with any person from history who would it be?
Alexander for sure

John Lennon, he'd have some crazy shit to say dude.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-09-01 07:17:07 Reply

At 7/8/04 01:04 AM, Popeofdope wrote: I am the drug lord
-Rules of the club-
No retards
Don't talk about shit when you dont know what yoiur talking about
Pope of dope is teh greatest

I'm digging this,


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-09-03 02:22:29 Reply

Well I gave up on not smoking weed
I don't regret it

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-09-03 22:37:00 Reply

Hello all. I would like to join the Stoner's Club. Upon reading up, it would seem that one isn't necessarily accepted or declined, it's just a matter of who all posts here. I look forward to conversing with you all. I can remember back in my substance infancy (say, 5 years ago) lurking around the NG forums and reading the posts here. I think it's what contributed to me being such a huge "drug nerd" for the last few years of life. Anyway, I look forward to having engaging conversations with all those who post here on a regular basis. Any questions, just PM me, :)

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-09-05 21:44:26 Reply

Hey

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-09-06 18:22:04 Reply

dxm is cool and all but holy fuck cough syrup is unbearably disgusting


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