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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-08 15:42:37 Reply

Be careful making oil, I know someone who set their hand on fire and did permanent nerve damage after starting a fire making hash oil.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-08 21:31:22 Reply

At 2/7/13 08:48 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Got two tabs of supposedly potent acid. Tomorrow should be fun.

It's fucking 25-I.....


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-09 02:04:37 Reply

At 2/1/13 11:23 AM, Dromedary wrote: I see you enjoy being a condescending bellend. I'm not going to bother explaining my reasons to you, but I can't join the army until after the summer, so I haven't stopped occasional use. I'm quitting due to drug tests, and if I don't have them for 6 months then I see no point stopping now.

I'm just fucking with you. I'm not really in a position to judge anyway.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-09 02:07:06 Reply

Anyways, I get my results from a swab test I did in december back on Monday. I had only been clean for around 36 hours beforehand (I fucked up and forgot I had the test coming up) but used a dickload of mouthwash during that time. Anyway think I have a chance? And if I fail does anyone know the exact procedures? I've heard they sometimes test you a 2nd time on the spot.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-09 12:06:20 Reply

At 2/9/13 02:07 AM, jAvAcOlA wrote: Anyway think I have a chance? And if I fail does anyone know the exact procedures? I've heard they sometimes test you a 2nd time on the spot.

it depends on how regularly you smoked before that i guess, and what was the test for? im sure different things have different procedures


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-09 18:22:51 Reply

At 2/9/13 12:06 PM, Dromedary wrote: it depends on how regularly you smoked before that i guess, and what was the test for? im sure different things have different procedures

Probation. And very regularly. But I've got a good metabolism and not much body fat.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-09 23:51:00 Reply

At 2/7/13 08:48 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Got two tabs of supposedly potent acid. Tomorrow should be fun.

Why bother with expensive LSD (and fakes) when you can extract LSA from heavenly blue morning glory seeds? It's not even hard or anything. Just be sure to measure and don't OD. Knew a kid who ODed on LSA from the morning glory back in junior high. His parents found him in his room furiously jacking off with patroleum jelly, completely naked. He freaked out and shit went down. Then when they get to the hospital he beats the shit out of three or so people trying to restrain him before he was calmed down (probably with a sedative) and had his stomach pumped. SO MEASURE.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-10 08:39:13 Reply

every time I have attempted lsa it has made me throw up, and I've tried it a lot of times in lots of different formats, including lactose lsa pills bought from a head shop in Amsterdam. lsd, however, is awesome.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-10 18:28:16 Reply

Yeah, LSD is way better than LSA. Problem is real acid is very rare now, because most blotters are RCs.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-11 14:12:35 Reply

Wow. I passed my drug test after smoking 3 blunts 36 hours prior to it. And now I'm off probation early for "good behavior". They really are not very strict about this shit at all.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-11 15:23:28 Reply

Well, I get payed tomorrow and it's also pancake day. Because of this a plan has arose for me and a friend to get extremely high and cook more pancakes then we can physically eat, some of them experimental flavours. We have discussed using something like salami, if bacon works why not salami. Should be good.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-12 23:16:45 Reply

At 2/11/13 03:23 PM, Decky wrote: Well, I get payed tomorrow and it's also pancake day. Because of this a plan has arose for me and a friend to get extremely high and cook more pancakes then we can physically eat, some of them experimental flavours. We have discussed using something like salami, if bacon works why not salami. Should be good.

I thought you'd say something like lavender flavoured pancakes or hops flavoured.

I know that LSD is rare, expensive and that most of the shit that tricksters try to bump out there is fake, but LSA is just so fucking easy to obtain it's ridiculous.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-13 18:31:25 Reply

17 day sobriety binge and i finally got some more oxycodone

thank god, the relief is immense. the cravings have been tearing me apart, especially these past few days.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-14 00:12:39 Reply

actually crystal meth is worse than heroine since you only sniff it and it's doing more damage :P


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-14 06:37:27 Reply

At 2/14/13 12:12 AM, qwerop wrote: actually crystal meth is worse than heroine since you only sniff it and it's doing more damage :P

Firstly you can smoke meth and secondly it's spelt Heroin. I refuse to take drug advice from somebody who gets those two wrong. As for the damage thing I once had a conversation with a nurse who said that crack addicts are the ones that go downhill the quickest.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-14 08:27:51 Reply

At 2/14/13 06:37 AM, Decky wrote:
At 2/14/13 12:12 AM, qwerop wrote: actually crystal meth is worse than heroine since you only sniff it and it's doing more damage :P
Firstly you can smoke meth and secondly it's spelt Heroin. I refuse to take drug advice from somebody who gets those two wrong. As for the damage thing I once had a conversation with a nurse who said that crack addicts are the ones that go downhill the quickest.

You gotta wonder if every addict was given a second chance and proper care, no matter how downhill they went, how uphill could they go.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-14 16:59:15 Reply

At 2/13/13 10:19 PM, Ma1achi wrote: why can't you just smoke weed

because i make bad decisions

and i've never really liked weed much anyway


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-15 11:00:25 Reply

At 2/13/13 06:31 PM, notYert wrote: 17 day sobriety binge and i finally got some more oxycodone

thank god, the relief is immense. the cravings have been tearing me apart, especially these past few days.

Do you genuinely believe that you're not addicted to opiates or do you just not care?

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-15 12:27:04 Reply

i was talking to one of my family members who is a nurse and worked in a few rehab places, and apparently opiate addiction is the hardest thing to come back from.

also watched another documentary on krokodil... WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE TAKE THAT


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-15 16:32:37 Reply

At 2/9/13 11:51 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Why bother with expensive LSD (and fakes) when you can extract LSA from heavenly blue morning glory seeds?

Yay I got a mason jar, some coffee filters, and a peppercorn grinder. I ordered some organic seeds so I'm gonna try some water and alcohol extraction when I get them. Hopefully it goes well, I've heard that a lot of seeds are dry and impotent.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-15 20:21:11 Reply

At 2/15/13 11:00 AM, Entice wrote:
At 2/13/13 06:31 PM, notYert wrote: 17 day sobriety binge and i finally got some more oxycodone

thank god, the relief is immense. the cravings have been tearing me apart, especially these past few days.
Do you genuinely believe that you're not addicted to opiates or do you just not care?

don't care


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-15 21:30:03 Reply

At 2/15/13 12:27 PM, Dromedary wrote: i was talking to one of my family members who is a nurse and worked in a few rehab places, and apparently opiate addiction is the hardest thing to come back from.

also watched another documentary on krokodil... WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE TAKE THAT

No, benzo and alcohol addiction are much worse. Opiate withdrawal is nothing compared compared to panic attacks, suicidal depression, delirium tremens, seizures and possible death.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-15 23:20:18 Reply

At 2/15/13 08:21 PM, notYert wrote:
At 2/15/13 11:00 AM, Entice wrote:
At 2/13/13 06:31 PM, notYert wrote: 17 day sobriety binge and i finally got some more oxycodone

thank god, the relief is immense. the cravings have been tearing me apart, especially these past few days.
Do you genuinely believe that you're not addicted to opiates or do you just not care?
don't care

If you are really 14, than you are setting yourself up for a really hard life. I hope one day you will at least care.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-16 11:12:30 Reply

Check This Last Night I Was At The Hooka Bar So I Decided To Roll One Up After Taken A Couple Of Hits Some Dick Riding Bitch Keep Asking To Hit It So I Let Her Hit It And Soon As She Pasted It Back The Fking Manger Came By And Kicked Mt Out Plus He Threw My L, I Was Like 0_o Lesson Learnt Man Fuck That Guy Though

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-16 12:11:17 Reply

At 2/15/13 09:30 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: No, benzo and alcohol addiction are much worse. Opiate withdrawal is nothing compared compared to panic attacks, suicidal depression, delirium tremens, seizures and possible death.

that is a brilliant point, i always forget to group alcohol addiction with the 'harder' drugs

At 2/16/13 11:12 AM, PrupleJeff wrote: Check This Last Night I Was At The Hooka Bar So I Decided To Roll One Up After Taken A Couple Of Hits Some Dick Riding Bitch Keep Asking To Hit It So I Let Her Hit It And Soon As She Pasted It Back The Fking Manger Came By And Kicked Mt Out Plus He Threw My L, I Was Like 0_o Lesson Learnt Man Fuck That Guy Though

classic pruplejeff


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-16 18:55:47 Reply

At 2/15/13 08:21 PM, notYert wrote:
At 2/15/13 11:00 AM, Entice wrote:
At 2/13/13 06:31 PM, notYert wrote: 17 day sobriety binge and i finally got some more oxycodone

thank god, the relief is immense. the cravings have been tearing me apart, especially these past few days.
Do you genuinely believe that you're not addicted to opiates or do you just not care?
don't care

I would suggest that we all do the moral thing and tell notYert that he is fucking it all up and he shouldn't be doing the shit he is doing

I know it's the internet but it's the right message, you've gotta do what you can

gj so far btw guys

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-16 18:59:09 Reply

oh and btw 14 is so fucking young, seriously so fucking young

I am now 25 and the benefit of experience has shown me 14 is so fucking young

I should not have been getting drunk and smoking weed all the time at the age of 15+, a 25-year-old me is saying

ergo 14 is too young to become a junkie

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-16 19:08:05 Reply

Final thought, I would tell a 25-year-old whose oxy-habit is becoming an addiction that he is playing with fire and should cold turkey immediately. That is, I would talk to a peer like this. 14 is so fucking young, but I would tell George Bush Senior that it is a serious fucking problem if he is worried he is becoming adddicted to opiates.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-16 19:36:37 Reply

What's the point of buying expensive alcohol and then drinking a small amount that won't get you even a little drunk?

I don't go out and buy dank just so that I can take a few little hits and say "hmm that was fun to smoke". I buy it because it will give me a good high. People smoke schwag when they can't get anything else just because it will get them high but they don't go out and buy malt liquor just because it will get them drunk?

At least with weed you could argue that higher quality gets you a better high (different cannabinoids and such), but all alcohol gets you drunk the same way the only difference is the degree which you could control by simply drinking less. You're basically just paying for a better flavor.

I know that many people do in fact drink just to get drunk and buy cheap liquor. But a lot of others think that it's trashy to do so and buy expensive alcohol seemingly just so that they can take a few sips. Makes no sense to me.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2013-02-16 19:53:28 Reply

At 2/16/13 07:36 PM, Entice wrote: What's the point of buying expensive alcohol and then drinking a small amount that won't get you even a little drunk?

Yeah man I get what you're saying. I remember arguing with my dad when he was like 'booze is better cos you don't always drink to get drunk' and I was like 'bullshit, you'd drink water if you didn't want to get affected by alcohol'. I reckon really after even a tiny bit of booze you get affected by alcohol, that's why they don't let you drive a car after you've drank a bit of booze. Although 99% of people will insist that it takes at least 2 pints of beer until the alcohol has an effect, all the experts disagree. Me too, and obv I'm an expert, I'm posting drunk and high on the NG BBS. That makes me expert. (I have drank more than 2 pints).

Also yeah some people are buying really expensive beer like wine and priceless whisky and it tastes virtually identical to cheaper stuff. Especially wine. There are like 2 ways that red wine can taste and it's the same for rose and white. People are just posh twats.