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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-18 16:20:15 Reply

At 10/18/12 11:52 AM, CagedSilhouette wrote: Lol. I hope you guys realize the irony in your posting "let it[the thread] die" in a thread you claim you'd rather let die. ;P

no I didn't notice, I don't even know what irony is because I'm too high


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-18 19:33:18 Reply

At 10/18/12 04:20 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:
At 10/18/12 11:52 AM, CagedSilhouette wrote: Lol. I hope you guys realize the irony in your posting "let it[the thread] die" in a thread you claim you'd rather let die. ;P
no I didn't notice, I don't even know what irony is because I'm too high

iron, y?

and this thread isn't going to die, it's one of the few places i still enjoy coming to on ng


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-18 19:45:22 Reply

At 10/18/12 04:20 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: no I didn't notice, I don't even know what irony is because I'm too high

It's alright brother. I don't even know what sarcasm is because I'm too high.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-19 11:57:00 Reply

My bro did pot needles and OD'd.

Never do more than three pots, m'kay

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-19 12:54:55 Reply

At 10/9/12 04:23 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: As the leaves fall from the tree of life
We count on as one till we end in thrice
The bounty ahead is one of retreat
Repeat conversely until the next fleet
How can you live when you just know defeat
The blind eye of sadness flunked out in the streets

Entheogens?

Shrooms perhaps, or something else?

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-20 16:30:23 Reply

At 10/19/12 11:57 AM, Pygmaelion wrote: My bro did pot needles and OD'd.

Never do more than three pots, m'kay

three? judging by my research it only takes approximately one mature cannabis to kill a man of 250 pounds.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-20 17:04:41 Reply

Holy shit me and a flatmate smoked a 10 bag of weed together using a first time shitty apple pipe, the tokes were all so harsh. I freaked the fuck out for the first time, couldn't think straight and started getting panic attacks. At one point I had a friend of mine experienced in this kind of thing on the phone reassuring me that i'll be fine.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-20 21:30:10 Reply

At 10/20/12 04:30 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:
At 10/19/12 11:57 AM, Pygmaelion wrote: My bro did pot needles and OD'd.

Never do more than three pots, m'kay
three? judging by my research it only takes approximately one mature cannabis to kill a man of 250 pounds.

Maybe this "Faces of Pot" pic will show you otherwise.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-21 00:42:44 Reply

At 10/20/12 09:30 PM, Pygmaelion wrote: Maybe this "Faces of Pot" pic will show you otherwise.

that sounds a lot like what happened to my sister:

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-22 16:17:18 Reply

i had 50mg of vyanse left over from this weekend. i wasn't planning on taking it anytime soon, since there was really no times i could take it without having it interfere with my schedule for school and whatnot since it lasts so long, but my mother's alarm clock unexpectedly failed to go off this morning so we all overslept and i stayed out of school. i ended up taking it at 10:49pm, and i'm beginning to think i really shouldn't have since there's still a chance i'll be up really late and won't be able to wake up in time for school tomorrow. fuck my compulsiveness.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-22 16:19:28 Reply

At 10/22/12 04:17 PM, Yert wrote: 10:49pm

10:49am is what i meant, obviously.

i also think i shouldn't have taken it because friday and saturday night i binged on vyvanse, staying up for around 39 hours and going ~50 hours without eating. i should have given myself much longer to recover from that.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-22 21:57:53 Reply

At 10/22/12 04:19 PM, Yert wrote:
At 10/22/12 04:17 PM, Yert wrote: 10:49pm
10:49am is what i meant, obviously.

i also think i shouldn't have taken it because friday and saturday night i binged on vyvanse, staying up for around 39 hours and going ~50 hours without eating. i should have given myself much longer to recover from that.

you should probably have a few weeks off bro


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-26 19:48:58 Reply

Try smoking a Newport without a filter, you'll never want to smoke one again when you realize how much tar is actually in there.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-26 20:25:21 Reply

What's cracking y'all. Probably the first time I've been back on Newgrounds for a year or two, glad to see it's still kicking and glad to see ye olde stoner club is going strong.
Recent-ish joint.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-27 21:13:21 Reply

What up guys.

Who's smokin a fatty right now?


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-27 21:32:31 Reply

Question for you guys.

So I'm currently on probation. My plan all along was to use a whizzinator to pass, but because of some unforeseen events I have a dilemma.

I broke my spine on the 11th, and haven't smoked since then. My drug test is on monday so that will be 19 days clean. I have a fast metabolism and would normally think I'd be able to pass and not have to risk the whizzinator, but because of the injury I've been extremely inactive (on injury leave from work and college). Is that going to affect how fast I get clean? I literally went 10 days after the injury without taking a shit, and was pissing nothing but blood for days afterward.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-28 08:39:49 Reply

I would say you're fine, especially if you are thin and have a fast metabolism.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-28 18:25:32 Reply

At 10/28/12 08:39 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: I would say you're fine, especially if you are thin and have a fast metabolism.

You wanna be sweating the shit out too. If you can't exercise, then take hot baths or whatever the fuck, it all helps.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-28 19:44:59 Reply

fuuuck, you broke your spine? how did that happen?


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-28 21:43:09 Reply

At 10/28/12 07:44 PM, Dromedary wrote: fuuuck, you broke your spine? how did that happen?

Pretty retarded story on my part. I went to take a piss in the woods on the side of a highway when it was pitch black, and I mean PITCH BLACK outside. I hopped the median on the side of the road and it just so happens that I picked the spot where there is a 60 foot drop onto rocks.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-29 07:49:02 Reply

At 10/28/12 09:43 PM, jAvAcOlA wrote:
At 10/28/12 07:44 PM, Dromedary wrote: fuuuck, you broke your spine? how did that happen?
Pretty retarded story on my part. I went to take a piss in the woods on the side of a highway when it was pitch black, and I mean PITCH BLACK outside. I hopped the median on the side of the road and it just so happens that I picked the spot where there is a 60 foot drop onto rocks.

Jeesus that shit sounds nasty. Ain't ever broke a bone except my nose, couldn't imagine the pain from breaking your spine.

This ones getting smoked for you dude, quickest of recoveries!

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-29 09:04:48 Reply

At 10/29/12 07:49 AM, PickledOnionMuffin wrote: Jeesus that shit sounds nasty. Ain't ever broke a bone except my nose, couldn't imagine the pain from breaking your spine.

This ones getting smoked for you dude, quickest of recoveries!

Haha thanks my man. After I piss in a cup in 2 hours I'll be right there with you.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-10-31 13:38:25 Reply

At 10/26/12 07:48 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Try smoking a Newport without a filter, you'll never want to smoke one again when you realize how much tar is actually in there.

if you live by that logic, next time you take a hit of weed exhale it through a piece of white cloth, like an undershirt, white tee etc.

you'll never want to smoke weed out of anything besides a vape again.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-11-05 10:22:34 Reply

Hi there, I'm writing to tell youn about a theory about marijuana. I'm high right now if u must know. It's called the "Big Bud Theory". Basically, the universe was a marijuana plant. The Earth was a bud that fell off and resinated, causing it to become hard and "earthy". Adam and Eve were male and female cos there are male and female marijuana plants. Male and female humans begat male and female bacterium. All of nature is related to the chemicals in marijuana.

Marijuana is the motherplant.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-11-05 12:22:34 Reply

At 11/5/12 10:22 AM, Ononymous wrote: Marijuana is the motherplant.

you're the type of person I dislike


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-11-05 14:49:03 Reply

At 10/31/12 01:38 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:
At 10/26/12 07:48 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Try smoking a Newport without a filter, you'll never want to smoke one again when you realize how much tar is actually in there.
if you live by that logic, next time you take a hit of weed exhale it through a piece of white cloth, like an undershirt, white tee etc.

you'll never want to smoke weed out of anything besides a vape again.

You really don't understand. I saw someone puke from smoking just one filterless newport. I usually pull the filter out of cigarettes, but I CAN NOT do that with a Newport. Seriously, after 4 drags i could literally feel the tar coating my throat.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-11-05 18:38:40 Reply

At 11/5/12 02:49 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: You really don't understand. I saw someone puke from smoking just one filterless newport. I usually pull the filter out of cigarettes, but I CAN NOT do that with a Newport. Seriously, after 4 drags i could literally feel the tar coating my throat.

well, I can rip anywhere from .5-1g in a bong easily without coughing if I have the proper glass, but I still cough after every drag I take of a cig, no matter whether it is menthol or not, filter etc. so I dunno really, can't say much for tobacco.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-11-07 01:45:58 Reply

It's happened, legalization has happened in two states! We are actually on the road to progress people! This is like the last forty years of hippie, it's going to be legal soon shit. It honest to what ever fucking god you hold scared LEGAL in two states! Not one, but TWO! Thank you, any Newgrounders in Colorado and Washington that casted a ballot today. This is the first actual step to a rational drug policy.

I'm just so damn excited!

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-11-07 05:06:33 Reply

At 11/7/12 01:45 AM, Database wrote: It's happened, legalization has happened in two states!

You got a link to something about that? Could be an interesting read.
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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-11-07 10:16:04 Reply

At 11/7/12 05:06 AM, Decky wrote: You got a link to something about that? Could be an interesting read.

here ya go decky.

I've been out for the past 2 days and also broke, I need to pick up again soon.


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