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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-19 21:35:00 Reply

At 5/19/12 08:57 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: And I didn't say a pen cap. I said a broken pen. You pull out the part that writes and the thing with the ink in it, so what you're left with is a plastic tube....

enjoy your lung cancer

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-19 22:43:16 Reply

I don't do that anymore. I have 2 bowls, a pipe, a bong, and...I dunno what to call it. It's a little thing made from metal with a rubber end to smoke out of. It's shaped kinda like a bullet, so I call it the bullet. The top part screws off and you fill it with weed.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-20 13:28:54 Reply

At 5/19/12 10:43 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I don't do that anymore. I have 2 bowls, a pipe, a bong, and...I dunno what to call it. It's a little thing made from metal with a rubber end to smoke out of. It's shaped kinda like a bullet, so I call it the bullet. The top part screws off and you fill it with weed.

You smoke out of the rubber end? As in, the rubber end is exposed to the flame?

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-20 14:51:43 Reply

so i just ate two ounces of hash


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-21 06:38:09 Reply

At 5/21/12 02:25 AM, Addict wrote: I stood up and started walking around and I forgot where I was all of the sudden and my heart was about to experience nuclear devastation and explode out of my chest cavity.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-21 14:15:33 Reply

so i just ate three ounces of hash


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-21 15:06:47 Reply

yo guys dromedary just ate three ounces of hash

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-21 18:17:57 Reply

At 5/21/12 04:25 PM, Addict wrote: true story

He probably just died because you have stinky legs and don't shower.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-22 18:11:55 Reply

At 5/21/12 03:06 PM, Yert wrote: yo guys dromedary just ate three ounces of hash

ye my homie brett hooked me up with this stanky danky stuff the chronic you digg? so i picked up 7 ounces off the homie because that's how i roll, west coast OG style. so my bro lil half dead says to me yo dog bet you can't eat one of those ounces so i says hey man i'll eat two and guess what i did?

i ate three


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-22 19:15:32 Reply

lol me and my buddy found 4 dead rats today while we were cutting grass.

we thought it would be funny to fuck with one of the somalis on the crew so we told him to pick up garbage while we cut.

he didn't object of course because he is a lazy somali. when he was gone we put it in his lunch box.

i love fucking with the somalis i work with. makes the days go by faster hahahahahahhaha. feels good man.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-22 19:49:50 Reply

At 5/20/12 01:28 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: You smoke out of the rubber end? As in, the rubber end is exposed to the flame?

cancer

No, the rubber end goes in your mouth.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-22 20:07:08 Reply

Ate an edible, got a pretty good body high going on.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-23 15:27:14 Reply

had the closest call stoned at work today

my boss is like you smell like weed etc. i think im fired at this point because i just burned a splizzy not even 10 minutes prior. i put on my best poker face and told him without the slightest grin "relax i wasn't smoking weed, you can smell my breath". he tells me he made a mistake and said not to smoke cigarettes in the park.

too close lol my heart was right pounding out of my chest after that. so sketchy.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-24 14:32:48 Reply

Smoke shards

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-24 15:57:59 Reply

marijuana


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-24 21:22:38 Reply

Hopefully I finish my masterpiece of song writing soon. I keep coming up with way to many different directions to go in. Do you guys think i should release multiple songs or just trust my instincts and make on giant all inclusive track.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-26 00:00:08 Reply

I was walking through town earlier, baked as shit, and then stumbled upon this.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-26 12:41:50 Reply

At 5/24/12 09:22 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: just trust my instincts and make on giant all inclusive track.

If you can flow them together that'd be pretty awesome.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-26 15:37:53 Reply

At 5/26/12 12:41 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:
At 5/24/12 09:22 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: just trust my instincts and make on giant all inclusive track.
If you can flow them together that'd be pretty awesome.

shards

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-26 19:48:55 Reply

At 5/26/12 03:37 PM, Vociferousmime wrote:
At 5/26/12 12:41 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:
At 5/24/12 09:22 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: just trust my instincts and make on giant all inclusive track.
If you can flow them together that'd be pretty awesome.
shards

excuse


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-05-27 16:45:28 Reply

At 5/26/12 07:48 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:
At 5/26/12 03:37 PM, Vociferousmime wrote:
At 5/26/12 12:41 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:
At 5/24/12 09:22 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: just trust my instincts and make on giant all inclusive track.
If you can flow them together that'd be pretty awesome.
shards
excuse

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-06-01 11:18:28 Reply

Is everyone too busy blazing to post here anymore? Also, dat hash.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-06-03 22:35:33 Reply

At 6/1/12 11:18 AM, Stretchysumo wrote: Is everyone too busy blazing to post here anymore? Also, dat hash.

I'm high let's talk


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-06-04 16:50:13 Reply

smoke weed every day


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-06-05 16:29:26 Reply

buddy at work sees a cop pass by us and STOMPS on the joint after he THROWS it on the ground!

he's gonna hear about that forever man. i wanted to punch him out. people are such fucking heatbags too.

but im pissed about the joint more than anything. if that cop saw him toss the spliff in his mirror he was definitely laughing.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-06-06 14:58:01 Reply

gravity bong + top shelf weed + all windows in the car rolled up + no tolerance = oh shit

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-06-06 19:30:00 Reply

At 6/6/12 02:58 PM, Rallard wrote: gravity bong + top shelf weed + all windows in the car rolled up + no tolerance = oh shit

I should really take a t-break.

but I won't

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-06-06 20:04:08 Reply

man i had a big tolerance problem last year. now i get nice and lifted because i don't smoke as much as im used to. i still smoke 1-4 joints a day and never had this problem again.


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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-06-06 21:02:46 Reply

When I'm spinning, I'm winning.

Delicious D-amp.

The past three days have been three of the greatest days of my life.

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Response to The Stoner's Club 2012-06-06 22:43:00 Reply

So I just added 100mg of Demerol on top of the 50mg of Vyvanse I took about six hours ago. This is my first combination of a stimulant with an opiate, I suspect it will feel pretty fucking good. I just really hope that the Amphetamine is strong enough to not let the Demerol noticeably sedate me, I want the Amp's stimulation and euphoria and just Demerol's euphoria.

Fuck, it'll probably put me to sleep anyway. I can't remember the last time I actually slept, I remember laying in bed for about two or three hours with my eyes open because I wanted to rest my body, but I never actually slipped into sleep unless I got a couple microsleeps that I didn't notice.

Has anyone here ever even done Demerol? I barely ever hear anyone talking about it anywhere, seems like a rare opiate. It's not that great really, but pretty good I guess. It kinda feels like a mixture of 50mg of DPH's sedation and around 15mg of Hydrocodone's euphoria. But if you get JUST the right dosage it's great, otherwise you may end up feeling a bit uncomfortable or sick.