At 7/10/12 07:19 PM, Rallard wrote:
i hope you guys don't puss out when you're high as fuck and get rolled
Oh lawd. One time I was smoking with my friend and this freshman bitch, just smoking in her car in the park. There was a man taking pictures not 20 feet from the car and we were already smokin' dat buddha. 5 minutes later this 30 year gang-banger from Chicago just hops into the backseat, introduces himself, and starts asking us if we want to sell weed for him. It was like stranger danger to the fifth power.
After we start smoking some his weed, we see a squad car roll down the hill behind us and at that point I know we're fucked. Before the cop gets to the car, the 30 year old in the back seat scarfs down a gram of his weed. Finally, the cop asks us if we're smoking weed and my friend was liek "ya" and he sees the 30 year old guy in the back seat and asks him to step out of the car. He asks me to step out, too. He frisks me and the older guy, groping my sack about 3 times, then handcuffs me to the guy. He reprimands the older gentleman for hanging out with minors and tells me to stop fucking around because I can be tried as an adult. I had a shit-eating grin on the whole time and he took offense to it.
"You think this is funny, huh? Well, this is serious shit." the officer says to me.
He tells us to sit on the grass -still handcuffed- while he goes and talks to the girls in the car. I'm concerned because my new pipe is still in the car. Luckily, the cop is kind of understanding and lets us all off with a warning (even the gang-banger, because he apparently had a clean record). He uncuffs us and I get back into the car. We laugh about the incident mere seconds after it ends and we drive off to go get high elsewhere.
I was amazed that I was as calm as I was. I was really fucking high the entire time while this was happening.