I don't remember if I told you guys this yet, but I got a job now as a bartender. It's pretty cool, except when the alcoholics come in and give me shit cause the "drink's not strong enough". I wish they'd realize that just because they're alcoholics doesn't mean I'm going to double up on the shots or anything. That'd probably get me fired. O_o
Anyhow I got plastered last night cause I have today off. I drank almost all of the 100 proof vodka I was saving for my morning glory seeds. I got 15 dollars out of last nights tips[at the restaurant I work at], so I bought 8 fl oz. of Naphtha. I was going to buy some more morning glory seeds, but I remembered it's not in season yet. Lowe's will probably be selling seeds again in the fall, so hopefully they'll have some morning glory seeds out then. I'll have to get some more vodka then too.
My little brother and my cousin who's visiting shot off some fireworks last night, and me and my bro had a roman candle fight. Our "finale" consisted of a long chain of black cats I wrapped around one end of the "wheel" of our windmill, some bottle rockets, and this bad-ass thing called the "Lawman"[which was basically a miniature version of those colorful fireworks that shoot like 100+ft in the sky].
We're cooking out tonight, and hopefully we'll get some more fireworks cause I plan on drinking the last bit of my vodka.
Heh, that reminds me. I have my vodka in a mason jar, so when I got it out and my cousin asked what it was I told him it was moonshine. He actually believed me, and started asking all these questions. Howdoyouknowit's100proof? What's100proofmeananyway? You'redrinkingallthat? Whomadethat? Wasitoneofyourfriends? Areyoutryingtokillyourself?
Cause I'm not retarded, it's some strong-ass shit, yes, umm... no, NO.