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I wanna live in a world where we are on clouds and the trees and ground and buildings and shit are in the sky.

At 11/7/09 02:56 AM, yodd wrote: I wanna live in a world where we are on clouds and the trees and ground and buildings and shit are in the sky.

There was an episode of Star Trek where a planet was like that. The city was in the clouds and the ground was dusty and barren.

I prefer to live right on the soil where I came from and will go back to. I love my Mother Earth. :D

fuck mother earth i litter on purpose to spite people like you i smoke weed because i like to burn trees & plants for fun

At 11/8/09 03:14 AM, MadCow wrote: fuck mother earth i litter on purpose to spite people like you i smoke weed because i like to burn trees & plants for fun

I am you. And you are me. And we're those trees. And we are the Earth and we are the universe.

But srsly, that was funny what you said, I laughed.

At 11/8/09 03:39 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/8/09 03:14 AM, MadCow wrote: fuck mother earth i litter on purpose to spite people like you i smoke weed because i like to burn trees & plants for fun

I am you. And you are me. And we're those trees. And we are the Earth and we are the universe.

But srsly, that was funny what you said, I laughed.

im not joking breh been arrested for arson 3 times, i dont buy any save the earth bullshit or any children are the future bullshit, so fuck them both, they can clean my mess if they want. i remember the first time i got high it was cuz i set a field on fire & some hippy fuckface like you happened to be secretly growing some of that sweet sweet mary jane. when i got home i googled my symptoms & used my power of deduction to find out i was in fact on the pot & loving it.

who has 2 thumbs and started almost all the recent socal wildfires in the past 5 years? THIS GUY

if i didnt love the smell of smoke so much i would quit but god dammit i love everything about burning plants everytime i set a fire i wouldnt leave, just watch my creation burn & breathe in the sweet smell of success. actually i kind of am a hippy cuz i usually scatter a few bags of trash & set it on fire to start things off. thats like recycling isnti t?

p.s. will caffine get my hella high if i snort it. i bought like 30 pills of this stuff thats supposed to be caffine & acetametophen i railed like 17 so far & i think im starting to come up but i dunno wut to expect the dude didnt give me that much 411

ugh just chugged like 2 bottles of nyquil to get things goin better. im feeling like i do when i wake up every morning take a shit; shower; shave; stand over the stove, then i whip it like a slave

Had a couple of leaf blunts the other day... Wasn't any good, I was all expecting my usual headrush like I get from a bud joint and there was nothing... Good thing it was free.

Went to a party at a friend's grandparents' empty house last night. Freshman girls got drunk, ripped the towel rack off the wall, broke a door handle and put a hole in said door. Then my friend jumped and accidentally punched a light bulb on the fan out. Woke up this morning and we were all leaving, my friend was going to get a swiffer and he was going to come back to clean, but he locked himself out. So, now there's a house we weren't supposed to be in covered in alcohol spills and cups.

All in all, good party.

At 11/8/09 10:16 AM, ToastedCupcake wrote: All in all, good party.

Sounds like a good one.

All my friends are dry, so when im chillin these last couple days, they are all asking for bowls. :(

What sucks is I bought 3 grams yesterday. Dealer gives it to me wrapped in TIN FOIL. So, fuck, I try wrapping the weed back up but tin foil tears and shit. My weed was spread throughout my fucking pocket. :(

At 11/8/09 02:38 PM, yodd wrote: What sucks is I bought 3 grams yesterday. Dealer gives it to me wrapped in TIN FOIL. So, fuck, I try wrapping the weed back up but tin foil tears and shit. My weed was spread throughout my fucking pocket. :(

That's so shitty, especially if it wasn't buds.

At 11/8/09 02:38 PM, yodd wrote: What sucks is I bought 3 grams yesterday. Dealer gives it to me wrapped in TIN FOIL. So, fuck, I try wrapping the weed back up but tin foil tears and shit. My weed was spread throughout my fucking pocket. :(

Is it that hard to put it in a Ziploc bag?

Lol tin foil. Who the fuck does that??

lol one of my dealers always just puts it in a sandwich bag and the other takes the plastic off cigarette packs, puts the weed in there, and then melts the top together so its sealed.

At 11/8/09 11:51 PM, MichaelHurst wrote: lol one of my dealers always just puts it in a sandwich bag and the other takes the plastic off cigarette packs, puts the weed in there, and then melts the top together so its sealed.

That's exactly what mine would do!!!

At 11/8/09 11:29 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Lol tin foil. Who the fuck does that??

Ugh, one of my dealers does it often because she has nothing else and she insists it's the best method to hold weed together. Everyone else I know who sells weed put's it in a standard plastic clip bag.

At 11/8/09 02:38 PM, yodd wrote: What sucks is I bought 3 grams yesterday. Dealer gives it to me wrapped in TIN FOIL. So, fuck, I try wrapping the weed back up but tin foil tears and shit. My weed was spread throughout my fucking pocket. :(

Was it the stupid tin foil shit from cigarette packets? Doesn't really matter, tin foil is for wrapping up baked potatoes I had from the night before, it is definitely not for 3 grams of weed.

At 11/8/09 05:04 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: Had a couple of leaf blunts the other day... Wasn't any good, I was all expecting my usual headrush like I get from a bud joint and there was nothing... Good thing it was free.

I think when you have REALLY good shit, and then go back to mediocre weed, your system just tells you it's a load of shit and it won't do anything. Of course there is always you telling yourself it's not going to be as good, so now it's like some placebo affect thing.
I had Himalayan Charis buds the other week, it was the best I've ever had. Then I had some regular stuff from a dealer the next day and immediately though; "Hmmm, this is balls in comparison."

I don't seem to have that problem anymore, i've been getting baked off that shit ever since then.

At 11/9/09 12:24 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/8/09 11:51 PM, MichaelHurst wrote: lol one of my dealers always just puts it in a sandwich bag and the other takes the plastic off cigarette packs, puts the weed in there, and then melts the top together so its sealed.

That's exactly what mine would do!!!

That's what most humans do.

Don't you just love reading argument wars in general? Usually they don't interest me if the topic isn't cannabis related because then no one's right or wrong. But when the facts are all out there and the anti pot bbs users continue to get all cocky about how they think they're smarter than everyone who uses it, that's when it gets hilarious.

User1: i hav a girlfriend and a well paying job because im not a pothead

User2: I have a girlfriend and 2 well paying jobs and I'm a pothead.

User1: u lie

User2: I assure you, I am not lying.

User1: pot makes ur brain cellz die like holy fucks ur so stupid fr0m tha weedz that it makz u a zombie!!!!!

User1: *shows an outdated article filled with myths and misleading information*

User2: hahahaha

At 11/8/09 11:51 PM, MichaelHurst wrote: lol one of my dealers always just puts it in a sandwich bag and the other takes the plastic off cigarette packs, puts the weed in there, and then melts the top together so its sealed.

That's what mine does too. I think that's pretty standard for most dealers.

At 11/9/09 05:09 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: But when the facts are all out there and the anti pot bbs users continue to get all cocky about how they think they're smarter than everyone who uses it, that's when it gets hilarious.

Don't forget the old

User1: Well you're wrong because I know people in my family and stuff that were drug addicts and went to jail and stuff so all drugs are bad and people who do them are horrible and lowlifes.

User2: Yeah k.

At 11/9/09 11:42 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/9/09 05:09 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: But when the facts are all out there and the anti pot bbs users continue to get all cocky about how they think they're smarter than everyone who uses it, that's when it gets hilarious.

Don't forget the old

User1: Well you're wrong because I know people in my family and stuff that were drug addicts and went to jail and stuff so all drugs are bad and people who do them are horrible and lowlifes.

User2: Yeah k.

What the fuck is wrong with that argument? They at least have a first hand experience when it comes to the effects of drugs on people, and have more than enough reason to hate those drugs.

My dad has been in jail several times and has drifted in and out of rehab 7+ times. If I was adamantly against drugs, would you call me ignorant because I haven't tried them first hand?

I get what you're trying to say I guess, that people think all drug users are bad because of a select few they know firsthand. However, in a lot of cases, they're not wrong.

The only arguments that are truly stupid are between the misinformed and the hippies. The misinformed argue with stuff they learned from school (without first hand experiences) and then the hippies go like, "uhhh its natural, derp de derp."

At 11/10/09 12:37 AM, Rallard wrote: What the fuck is wrong with that argument? They at least have a first hand experience when it comes to the effects of drugs on people, and have more than enough reason to hate those drugs.

My dad has been in jail several times and has drifted in and out of rehab 7+ times. If I was adamantly against drugs, would you call me ignorant because I haven't tried them first hand?

What's wrong with that argument is blaming stupid shit people do on the drug itself. It's your dad who fucked up and and got himself in and out of jail with drugs, not drugs themselves. Having a family member who is irresponsible with a drug does not justify demonizing it. That's why.

I get what you're trying to say I guess, that people think all drug users are bad because of a select few they know firsthand. However, in a lot of cases, they're not wrong.

The only arguments that are truly stupid are between the misinformed and the hippies. The misinformed argue with stuff they learned from school (without first hand experiences) and then the hippies go like, "uhhh its natural, derp de derp."

Good point. If everybody would actually take the time to look at the real facts, and not what you are fed by your peers and/or education, the tension would be a lot less tight between users and non-users.

Had a couple of leaf blunts the other day... Wasn't any good, I was all expecting my usual headrush like I get from a bud joint and there was nothing... Good thing it was free.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownout_%2 8medical%29

can only expect such a thing if you stand up fast

haha hippies, there aren't any hippies on this website. and very few use "its natural" .. destroying angels are natural

they will still be defeated and user "Rallard" will still make ignant posts

At 11/10/09 12:43 AM, amaterasu wrote:

At 11/10/09 12:37 AM, Rallard wrote: What the fuck is wrong with that argument? They at least have a first hand experience when it comes to the effects of drugs on people, and have more than enough reason to hate those drugs.

My dad has been in jail several times and has drifted in and out of rehab 7+ times. If I was adamantly against drugs, would you call me ignorant because I haven't tried them first hand?

I'd call you ignorant for not realising that not everyone is your dad. It wouldn't matter whether you'd tried them first hand or not. It's all about taking individual cases individually instead of making broad generalisations based on one experience.

What's wrong with that argument is blaming stupid shit people do on the drug itself. It's your dad who fucked up and and got himself in and out of jail with drugs, not drugs themselves. Having a family member who is irresponsible with a drug does not justify demonizing it. That's why.

Exactly. Blaming the drug not the person. And then extending that to believing all people are like that and there is no such thing as responsible use. Think it's bad for that person in that situation, but don't assume it's the same for everyone.

I'm thinking about getting a new dealer.

The past three times in a row this kid has shafted me. The second time, he told me has was free after 10:00, and after waiting all day for ten to roll around he tells me that I have to wait until the next day because he's at a local pub a few blocks away from his home. Since I have to drive about an hour just to meet up with this asshole, I gave him a real hard time about it and he said his roommate would hook me up. All of which went according to plan, until upon smoking the shit my cousin and I quickly realized that it was shake. Or at least, the shittiest dried out and burnt weed you've ever smoked.

Yesterday I asked him around noon if he had any good stuff because the last batch was complete shit, and he replied by saying the stuff he had know was the cats pyjamas and agreed that the other stuff was complete garbage. He also said he was selling the shitty stuff for nearly half price, which didn't make it back to his roommate because I ended up paying gram for gram the last time. I show up a few hours later and he says the following:

"Here's the deal. I don't have any more good stuff left. I just sold the last bit likeeee, a half hour ago. One of my dealers from the city came by and bought most of it so all i've got left is the stuff last time."

Pretty pissed off that I made the trip all the way there to buy the same weed that smelled like hay and tasted like a pile of burnt leaves, he then had the gall to say

"Oh and everybody else didn't have a problem with the weed... they all said it was fine."

Even after admitting several hours earlier that it was complete shit. I think what REALLY happened is that he never GOT any good weed, and in reality was still stuck with the same shitty stuff and was hurting for cash. He ended up giving me an extra gram, but the extra gram was still more of the same fried shit, which is pretty much the equivalent of throwing your money in the garbage. Insulting that some punk ass mother fucker would ASSUME I would be easily tricked by his lies, and easily tricked by poor product. I can tell the difference, I used to smoke a quarter in two days. I, like most of you, can tell from smell ALONE whether or not the shits any good. Nevermind even smoking it..

Long story short fuk dat nikkuh

At 11/12/09 03:00 PM, Canas wrote: Stuff

All of that shit you mentioned really does suck, but you still have to give him a break. It depends on how much he gets at a time, because if you deal you obviously have to at least make your money back on what you spent for it. And if he gets a small amount, like 2-4 oz or so, he can't really afford to be handing out weed like it's candy, and he has to sell it full price to make his money back, and hopefully a profit.

Although I still don't understand why he would agree on the quality of the weed, and then later go back on what he said.

At 11/12/09 03:00 PM, Canas wrote: Even after admitting several hours earlier that it was complete shit. I think what REALLY happened is that he never GOT any good weed, and in reality was still stuck with the same shitty stuff and was hurting for cash. He ended up giving me an extra gram, but the extra gram was still more of the same fried shit, which is pretty much the equivalent of throwing your money in the garbage. Insulting that some punk ass mother fucker would ASSUME I would be easily tricked by his lies, and easily tricked by poor product. I can tell the difference, I used to smoke a quarter in two days. I, like most of you, can tell from smell ALONE whether or not the shits any good. Nevermind even smoking it..

Long story short fuk dat nikkuh

You really should try to get someone else.
Most likely yeah he knew it was shit and never even planned on getting any better stuff. I hate when dealers talk up their weed and then you get it and it's not as good as they said. What ever fucking happened to honesty? If someone only has mids and they tell me that, I wouldn't mind as much if all they had was mids but told me they had highs. Guhhh.

I hope you didn't buy more of the shit weed he had.

just throw it in the bag....