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At 11/3/09 03:56 AM, Canas wrote: I don't know a lot of girls who want to fuck for more than 30 minutes.

:-) I guess that makes me a lucky man

At 11/3/09 03:56 AM, Canas wrote: I don't know a lot of girls who want to fuck for more than 30 minutes.

Don't give them a choice, fuck them for longer than 30 minutes, what are they gonna do? Leave half way through?

My god it's been about 6 months since I've had a cone ay.

Might be having a chop this weekend with a few friends, about four of us, how much do you reckon I should get? A stick?

At 11/3/09 09:11 AM, Sexylegs wrote: My god it's been about 6 months since I've had a cone ay.

Might be having a chop this weekend with a few friends, about four of us, how much do you reckon I should get? A stick?

ur sig

-whathaseightlegs-
hehehehe

i hate thai stick. found some taaasty lemon recently but twas pricey

Did I tell you someone jacked my sweet ass pipe?

At 11/3/09 03:40 PM, stosh1919 wrote: Did I tell you someone jacked my sweet ass pipe?

did I tell you that your sweet ass pipe is sweet and that story is sad?

At 11/3/09 03:43 PM, Canas wrote:

At 11/3/09 03:40 PM, stosh1919 wrote: Did I tell you someone jacked my sweet ass pipe?

did I tell you that your sweet ass pipe is sweet and that story is sad?

It truly is sad.
Some dick-head smashed my girlfriend pipe one day, I still wanna go to his school and kick his ass for it. Pipes become a very big part of your life right away when you get them.

I agree. I even name all my drug paraphernalia, which I know sounds fucked. I was pissed when the cops broke my first Gandolf pipe into tons of pieces. Jupipter had an Identical pipe, so I bought it, but pipes cost money.

And The Earl Of TokeChester II will never be as great at the Earl Of TokeChester I

It's always sad when they break. I think it makes it harder when they have names and you think of them as your little friends that help you get high! I still miss my first pipe that I accidentally broke. It was the best one I've ever had, I can't find any that are just like it, which makes it more sad.

Some kid in gym was trying to sell me E, should I do it?

At 11/3/09 05:50 PM, Homosecksual wrote: Some kid in gym was trying to sell me E, should I do it?

I honestly know nothing of E, but I think you shouldn't unless he is a trusted dealer. Again, not a professional, but you often don't know what you are getting so I always like to know if you can trust them, if any of your friends have bought from theis bloke before I would say yes.

My dad took way my first pipe when I got caught for the first time. He put it inside a garbage bag and said I would never see it ever again.

fun fact: i've broken every single pipe i've ever had

:(

never broken someone else's shit though

At 11/3/09 05:55 PM, Canas wrote: fun fact: i've broken every single pipe i've ever had

(

never broken someone else's shit though

Fun fact: I've recently made a highdea about high driving and you commented about a minute after I pisted it.

Weird.

At 11/3/09 05:55 PM, Canas wrote: fun fact: i've broken every single pipe i've ever had

(

never broken someone else's shit though

Damn, I need to buy a pipe.

Listening to you guys, has convinced me to buy a pipe tomorrow.

At 11/3/09 06:02 PM, yodd wrote: Fun fact: I've recently made a highdea about high driving and you commented about a minute after I pisted it.

Weird.

D:

haha i've been making a handful today and getting real baked, was wondering if i'd run in to somebody

At 11/3/09 06:06 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Damn, I need to buy a pipe.

Listening to you guys, has convinced me to buy a pipe tomorrow.

I've you've got the money, go to a real good store where they have in-house glass blowers or at least get their supply from one individual. Those pipes usually shoot around 40-60 bucks but the individuality is worth it over the mass produced chinese lead pipes

lead pipes

I remember the first time my mum took a pipe from me. I told her she owed me $50, she told me I was getting ripped off. Lmao.

Got that pipe back, haha.

At 11/3/09 06:18 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I remember the first time my mum took a pipe from me. I told her she owed me $50, she told me I was getting ripped off. Lmao.

lol.

On the topic of pipes, I found 2 nice glass pipes sitting in my garage that belong to my dad.

so i says to mavis i says touch my god damn pudding ass you speaker of the weed you

& then mavis that fat bitch was all EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A NUG INTO THE BOWL. ITS A BONE BONG AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SMOKING THE DANK ALONGSIDE WITH MY MAIN MAN, BLARTICUS. I SMOKE, AND I SMOKE HARD, MAKIN' WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I BLOW SOME SWEET SMOKE RINGS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SMOKED WEED OUT OF A DICTATOR'S SKULL. I CAN. I SAY IT, AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD TO PEOPLE EVERYDAY, AND ALL THEY PROVE IS PEOPLE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. TWO HOURS INCLUDING COMING DOWN EVERY MORNIng. & im all wutever u fatass cunt go eat some more god damn snickers am i right fellas

This is something you should know guys.
Sensationalism, it's her birthday today. Wish her a gpod one.

nuts to sensationalism go suck an egg you fucking h

no1 wished me a happy birthday, so fuck you

At 11/4/09 01:16 PM, Rallard wrote: no1 wished me a happy birthday, so fuck you

Happy birthdays all around.
Hash cake for everyone.

At 11/4/09 12:16 AM, EpicFail wrote: Wish her a gpod one.

Happy Birthday Sensationalism!

Have a gpod one!

At 11/3/09 05:33 PM, yodd wrote: I agree. I even name all my drug paraphernalia, which I know sounds fucked. I was pissed when the cops broke my first Gandolf pipe into tons of pieces. Jupipter had an Identical pipe, so I bought it, but pipes cost money.

And The Earl Of TokeChester II will never be as great at the Earl Of TokeChester I

Haha, we named my bong Oscar the Grouch because we found it next to a dumpster at college park.

At 11/4/09 01:16 PM, Rallard wrote: no1 wished me a happy birthday, so fuck you

Happy birthday Rallard!! <3

Thanks Luke and Madcow I'm thanking you too whether you like it or not.
And thanks Sneak-A-Toke and MichaelHurst and anyone else or whatever blah blah blah.

Today would have been a nice day to toke, it was clear and all that. Gonna get weed later though, maybe more alcohol too. For tonight though, it's just alcohol. Work in the morning blehhhh.
Ha this weekend though will be fun and shit and yeah I should have some weed soon so that will be nice too

I love you guys!!

I had no papers, but I did smoke you a birthday gram and a few extra bowls.
It was good.

I am thinking of buying a pipe once I get the money, my previous one broke, can anybody recommend some pipes or show pics of ones that I should look for?

Started using my bong again, and realised how much I loved using the damn thing, I feel you get so much back than joints. It was only an £8 bong and it's pretty damn dirty, you can see little bits of weed from the inside after my mate was stupid enough to use a piece of aluminum rather than one of my gausses.

Small but nifty.

That's a nice little bong man.
My girlfriend's friend has one similar, we just bought a bowl for it the other day, the bowls an octopus, it's one of the nicest bowls I've seen in my entire life.