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At 10/6/09 08:53 PM, Reed wrote: Fuck you all. I'm getting drug tested weekly now fer some bullshit and you guys get to smoke all the damn weed you want.

Actually, I get tested often too. But I don't care because I smoke weed anyway.
I don't understand why you would get tested, is it your parents? If so, just tell them that yes you are smoking weed and that there is no point in taking you to drug tests.
It is easier to tell your parents than to have them find out. They'd appreciate it more.

At 10/6/09 09:05 PM, EpicFail wrote: I don't understand why you would get tested,

Generally it's at the request of an employer.

Also, for some reason my school has implemented an October reading week - a 'Fall Break' if you will. So since after tomorrow I won't have class again until the 19th I'm considering going in with my friend on an ounce of Northern Lights. The only problem is $120 seems like a lot of cash to fork up for a Half O, but its primo stuff, so I guess I have to suck it up. Fuck being a broke student.

I mean I believe the reason the majority of parents dont like their kids smoking pot is because kids for the most part are incapable of smoking pot in moderation. I find most kids smoke a lot of pot and it takes over their lives. It becomes more important or takes precedence over the things they should be focusing on.

At 10/6/09 09:19 PM, EternitySpent wrote:

The only problem is $120 seems like a lot of cash to fork up for a Half O, but its primo stuff, so I guess I have to suck it up.

That's not bad man, I am paying 15 for a gram right now.
I got 3 grams for like, 40 bucks the other day.
It's ridiculous.

what if i only smoke weed?...

At 10/6/09 09:42 PM, zomfg-beast wrote: what if i only smoke weed?...

A stoner is somebody who smokes weed...

Dissappointed.

At 10/6/09 09:05 PM, EpicFail wrote: Actually, I get tested often too. But I don't care because I smoke weed anyway.
I don't understand why you would get tested, is it your parents? If so, just tell them that yes you are smoking weed and that there is no point in taking you to drug tests.
It is easier to tell your parents than to have them find out. They'd appreciate it more.

nah it's court ordered, i fucked up and got caught doing something dumb, my parents know I smoke and don't mind (that much) as long as that's all I do, so i dont tell them about the other shit :0
its pretty gay, weekly random drug testing, and intensive probation and you should have seen the amount of weed on me, wouldn't get a fly high as they say
everyone in the courtroom was looking at me like they felt sorry for me, even the prosecutor suggested a lighter punishment but the fucking cunt bitch judge had to be a fucking cunt bitch anyways

At 10/6/09 09:53 PM, Reed wrote: stuff

Damn dude, how much did you have on you?

At 10/6/09 09:26 PM, LamboFactor wrote: I mean I believe the reason the majority of parents dont like their kids smoking pot is because kids for the most part are incapable of smoking pot in moderation. I find most kids smoke a lot of pot and it takes over their lives. It becomes more important or takes precedence over the things they should be focusing on.

You have a very strong point there.

At 10/6/09 08:57 AM, EpicFail wrote: Don't quit smoking weed because she doesn't want you getting high.
Does she smoke weed? Does she know what it's like?
She should get high with you.

She's never smoked weed and never wants to. She thinks it's very damaging.

And yes, drug testing. A lot of my friends work at places where they get drug tested. They still do drugs nevertheless.

At 10/6/09 10:05 PM, PenisClown wrote: She's never smoked weed and never wants to. She thinks it's very damaging.

Ah man, I'm in the same boat. As far as she knows I used to smoke and don't anymore. If I ever say anything stupid and she asks why I said it I just say "I dunno", and since she doesn't know I smoke, she believes it.

I feel kinda bad for keeping it from her though...

And yes, drug testing. A lot of my friends work at places where they get drug tested. They still do drugs nevertheless.

Haha I'm glad that where I work doesn't do drug testing. About 90% of the workers there smoke, so everyone would fail lol

At 10/6/09 09:58 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 10/6/09 09:53 PM, Reed wrote: stuff

Damn dude, how much did you have on you?

under half a gram, like one little bud

At 10/6/09 08:53 PM, Reed wrote: Fuck you all. I'm getting drug tested weekly now fer some bullshit and you guys get to smoke all the damn weed you want.

I don't smoke often. Sorry you can't do it as much as you want though. At least you've got your whole life to smoke weed and if you gotta stop for a minute now, you'll still be able to do plenty in the future.

At 10/7/09 12:35 AM, Reed wrote: under half a gram, like one little bud

Should have swallowed it.

At 10/7/09 02:01 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 10/6/09 08:53 PM, Reed wrote: Fuck you all. I'm getting drug tested weekly now fer some bullshit and you guys get to smoke all the damn weed you want.

I don't smoke often. Sorry you can't do it as much as you want though. At least you've got your whole life to smoke weed and if you gotta stop for a minute now, you'll still be able to do plenty in the future.

yeah, and the tolerance break will be nice

At 10/7/09 12:35 AM, Reed wrote: under half a gram, like one little bud

Should have swallowed it.

The thing is, I didnt even know I had it. I had other bud that i knew about, which i disposed of, and I had completely forgotten about this stupid little bag, dumb mistake : [

At 10/7/09 12:35 AM, Reed wrote:

The thing is, I didnt even know I had it. I had other bud that i knew about, which i disposed of, and I had completely forgotten about this stupid little bag, dumb mistake : [

I was hoping that wasn't the case, because that's just really sad, especially with such a small amount. Fucking drug war.

At 10/7/09 02:50 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I was hoping that wasn't the case, because that's just really sad, especially with such a small amount. Fucking drug war.

yah, the worst part is, and I dont even fucking know how this happened, I ended up going to court in a different county ( I was never in this county that night, and I dont live there either ) where the judge SCREWED me, and if for some reason I fail a drug test or get in trouble again or something, I'll go to JDF in said county, and it is one of the worst places you can possibly go, especially being white. What the fuck. This judge is trying to kill me or something

At 10/7/09 12:35 AM, Reed wrote:

At 10/6/09 09:58 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 10/6/09 09:53 PM, Reed wrote: stuff

Damn dude, how much did you have on you?

under half a gram, like one little bud

Oh god, and you got in shit for that? That's ridiculous, all they did to me with a small amount was take it and say they were going to destroy it.

At 10/6/09 04:51 PM, Scrotaculous wrote:

pretty certain its the other way around and applies to the users in this thread

At 10/7/09 12:35 AM, Reed wrote:

At 10/6/09 09:58 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 10/6/09 09:53 PM, Reed wrote: stuff

Damn dude, how much did you have on you?

under half a gram, like one little bud

...And why didn't you eat it? A half gram would be so easy to swallow before you got pulled over or whatever it was that was happening.

hey everyone i figure since i high right now ill post hahaha

At 10/7/09 06:56 PM, hostility13 wrote: hey everyone i figure since i high right now ill post hahaha

lol nice.

Also, if it was such a little nug, you could have just tossed it on the ground and stepped on it, or ate it, or thought of something.

At 10/7/09 07:07 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote: Also, if it was such a little nug, you could have just tossed it on the ground and stepped on it, or ate it, or thought of something.

He already explained he didn't know it was on him

Sucks that you guys get persecuted for such a small amount. The only time I got caught we were sitting in my friend's tinted car in an empty parking lot hotboxing the shit out of it and a cop blocked our exit. We had only a small nug left and thankfully my friend didn't turn on his ignition or he might have gotten a DUI.

The rest of us got off with a stern warning "have a friend drive you home, don't go back to your cars," which we disregarded anyway because driving high isn't like driving drunk. But the driver had to call his mom because the car was in her name, and also pay a small fine, but no drug tests.

From what I can tell, anything under an ounce here is just a fine. No drug tests or anything.

At 10/7/09 12:35 AM, Reed wrote:

At 10/6/09 09:58 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 10/6/09 09:53 PM, Reed wrote: stuff

Damn dude, how much did you have on you?

under half a gram, like one little bud

I was at school one time and got caught doing something stupid. Had a left over baggy in my wallet left over with a SEED in it and I was suspended. My mom was like he is getting suspended for THIS?

Thats sucks though, I try and keep all of my shit home but your case its just that we forget. I'm actually surprised they are putting you on for that.

I smoked some Jack Herer. It was nice.

Hey I have an awesome story.

I'm holidaying in Adelaide, South Australia. It is the weed capital of Australia, almost every house has a hydro set up. Anyway I went to my friends house, he has a big waist high plant that's a first generation of a new seed strain that he got from Amsterdam. I just smoked some. And drank some beer. And it fucked me right up.

He also has fuckloads of other plants, and his dog ate half of them :D

That wasn't an awesome story.

But it does sound nice! Yay!!

How often do you get to smoke weed from Amsterdam bro.

An awesome story would be like you went rock climbing and then toked in the woods and then ran into a bear and he chased you so you had to climb up a tree and then it got bored and left so you went home and had some food.

What you did was awesome, the story wasn't. :P

A few years back I ran into a coyote when my friends and I were blazing on a hill behind their houses...

Maybe that would qualify as awesome, had the coyote not just walked off as soon as it saw us.

I have one friend that I smoke with, and weird shit usually happens.

Like one time we were walking down the street and this car pulls out of this alleyway. And in the passanger seat was this dude who had a fucked up face, like someone just fucking stomped on it or something, it was disgusting.