Ah yes....I have yet to get stoned. Ive wanted to smoke weed since I was 8 (lol) and It's no fucking fair. My best friends sister gets loads of KB all the time and she's a bitch about me smokin it. She's always all..idk she's just a bitch. Those 2 fuckers got high when I was asleep one night...well..My best friend said "Ok bro, stay awake until you hear Aaren (his sister) come in and get me. Then walk in after I've been gone for about 10 minutes." Well...I waited TWO hours and she finally came in and got him. So there sittin out on the roof smoking a bowl. Well I walk out "Hey what the fuck yall up to? I heard some noise so I got up to check it out." I look, and she has the bowl, no joke. In her bra, where she thought I couldnt see it. Could yall give me some tips on helping that bitch loosen up? I mean idk what I did to make her hate me so bad. It could be the fact that I wanna plow her, but she doesn't know that lol.
Now....for another story. Bout 2 years ago, I was lookin for my wireless internet chip. Cause I had lost it. Well I'm in my old mans room right? And I stumble on a bag, with a bowl in it and probably....A quarter..I know it was more then a dime..of weed. Well I didnt know at the time anything about weed, I mean I knew ABOUT it but I had never seen the bud or anything. Well, I go to a friends house and his mom used to smoke weed. Im like dude smell this, is it weed or roll your own tobacco? He takes a whiff "Oh shit bro thats weed." Well like a dumbass I couldnt figure out how to use the bowl without burning myself, so me (knowng nothing about joint rolling) Im like hmm what coukd we roll a joint out of? My friend looks at me and goes "A PAPER TOWEL!" Well, now I realize that was stupid but I'm like "Yeah great idea bro" Well I'm outside smoking weed wrapped in a pink paper towel. It did NOTHING to me. Now I realize why lol.
I was supposed to get blazed with a friend of mine last weekend but I had to clean a bunch of shit. He was talkin bout how they were out in the field smokin that bowl. He said it was White Widow or Purple Haze I cant remember which. Damn...I want weed.
I used to be HUGE on inhalants. I mean I was actually addicted. I had a lawnmower, and the gas tank was next to the seat. Well, I would take the cap off. Stretch my shirt over the tank as sort of a filter. And inhale the shit outta that.
I first did it with my friend (the one whos sister is a bitch) and see it would fuck him up. And do NOTHING to me. After I tried it about 3-5 times it finally began to work. I'm sitting here smiling as I think about how great those highs were. He would hear a hammer in his head. And I would see these little yellow men. And this music that sounded EXACTLY like a song off the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) And I would know I had reached the PERFECT level of highness when The music stopped. And It would always end with some cheap ass voice saying something that sounded like "Schnitzel dig" But I couldnt really tell cause the sound quality sucked. And I would get up, off the lawnmower, and it was AMAZING! I mean this shit really fucked you up. There were times when I'd just giggle and shit, and other times where I would do random shit. I can still remember My friend had just hit the lawnmower (lol) and he said in this weird ass Waterboy (Adam Sandler movie) Voice "Cocaine one hell of a drug" And then there was the time I ran all the way around my field and I was like "Holy shit dude, I just ran around the entire field, and I didnt even realize I was doing it. KICKASS!" And once we were getting high and my dad walked out and goes, "Go see if the neighbors are having any telephone trouble (ours was fucked up)" We go over there absolutely FUCKED UP! And he goes "Yeah I heard that uhh flyin squirrels got in the boxes" And when youre high on gas EVERYTHING is funny. And we had to try so hard to keep from laughing. Well shortly after that my friends mom came to pick him up. He goes "Uhh mom can I stay the night here and I can just ride his bus to uhh...sc....uhh.." And I'm like "School idiot (not wanting her to notice something was up)." And the next morning we went to school SO FUCKED UP! My first 4 periods flew by cause I was SO baked. All of this was about a year ago, I got busted. Taken to the hospital where my parents worked. Got a talking to and the doc showed me some things from Erowid on inhalants. I remember thinking "Erowid is one of my favorite sites, Ive seen all this shit."
Now though I am dead set AGAINST inhalants. And the only drug I will EVER do is weed. And maybe some X. I mean I made promises to some people Id never do inhalants again. And it really aint worth it. Dont be a dumb fuck like me and do that shit. It WILL kill you, and in reality, It i\may be great but its a bullshit high.
Well thanks for reading the 54 million things Ive had to say. Just figured Id give yall some background info on me. :D