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can't do shit.

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can't do shit. 2017-09-19 19:14:15


I've wanted to serve in the military since I was ten. I was an excellent shot with a Russian mosin nagant. I thought I'd start with ROTC but soon after I became mentally I'll, bipolar with psychosis. Now I am totally fucked. Totally. I will never get a serious job with this shit. I might as well sit on my ass, collect ssi, and eat shit food, smoke, and jerk off. No woman wants some fuck up like me unless she is sorry and wants to pity fuck me. Well fuck that. Wtf can I do??? How can I truelly contribute with this shit in my life?!?!

Response to can't do shit. 2017-09-19 19:23:15 (edited 2017-09-19 19:32:19)


At 9/19/17 07:14 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: No woman wants some fuck up like me unless she is sorry and wants to pity fuck me.

Or wants to marry you and then murder you for the insurance money.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to can't do shit. 2017-09-19 20:29:42


At 9/19/17 07:25 PM, MPPlantOfficial wrote:
At 9/19/17 07:14 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: can't do shit
Here you go:

That's what he needs.

Response to can't do shit. 2017-09-20 03:23:02


At 9/19/17 07:25 PM, MPPlantOfficial wrote:
At 9/19/17 07:14 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: can't do shit
Here you go:

Why is this so funny? I'm literally howling.


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Response to can't do shit. 2017-09-20 08:21:00


At 9/20/17 01:01 AM, Sekhem wrote: i want 2 rid the world of allahu snackbars L O L

2 bad my brain is broken and dumb and i'm shitting my pants because i'm legally not considered an adult in any jurisdiction

what how is that possible


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Response to can't do shit. 2017-09-20 08:22:52


You're fucked...


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Response to can't do shit. 2017-09-20 09:33:34


You can get your shit together.

The problem is once they document that your shit isn't together, it feels like a life sentence.

It's not.

Don't let them trick you into thinking you'll never be functional to justify them turning you into a lab rat.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to can't do shit. 2017-09-20 10:56:41


At 9/20/17 01:01 AM, Sekhem wrote: i want 2 rid the world of allahu snackbars L O L

2 bad my brain is broken and dumb and i'm shitting my pants because i'm legally not considered an adult in any jurisdiction

Go suck a black cock.

Response to can't do shit. 2017-09-20 12:23:20


At 9/20/17 11:54 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: join a paramilitary group... they love arming the mentally ill...

Hey that's a good idea. Thanks. Totally forgot those guys. Wow. Someone actually helped me on NG. I'll check to see if there is paramilitaries around Texas.