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Fates worse than death

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Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 17:03:21


They say their are fates worse than death. What are some you can think of?


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 17:06:08


North Korean labor camp.

Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 17:07:30


At 9/11/17 05:03 PM, Wegra wrote: They say their are fates worse than death. What are some you can think of?

One whole minute of sex with you...

jk.

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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 17:44:43


Permanent Vegetative State.


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 17:52:59


Surviving a suicide attempt by shotgun.

P.S. I've seen it. You'd rather be dead.

Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 18:28:22


Being in the matrix

Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 18:35:04


Life

huehue

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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 18:53:10


At 9/11/17 06:35 PM, Kwing wrote: Life

Then why are you still here?


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 18:56:31


At 9/11/17 06:53 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 9/11/17 06:35 PM, Kwing wrote: Life
Then why are you still here?

Just to suffer?


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 18:59:19 (edited 2017-09-11 19:03:27)


At 9/11/17 06:56 PM, Kwing wrote: Just to suffer?

Masochist.

Edit:
Now being a glutton for punishment (of any kind) would be a life lived to the fullest.


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 19:00:12


At 9/11/17 05:52 PM, thenoodge wrote: Surviving a suicide attempt by shotgun.

P.S. I've seen it. You'd rather be dead.

Damn, hideous disfigurement by shotgun. Im sure anyone would want to die everyday from that.


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 19:01:59


At 9/11/17 05:06 PM, MPPlantOfficial wrote:
At 9/11/17 05:03 PM, Wegra wrote: They say their are fates worse than death. What are some you can think of?
Being @YukiMaara

She's a pussy.


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 19:07:32


At 9/11/17 06:35 PM, Kwing wrote: Life

Love


| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 20:52:42


At 9/11/17 05:52 PM, thenoodge wrote: Surviving a suicide attempt by shotgun.

P.S. I've seen it. You'd rather be dead.

Personal experience?


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 22:19:47


1.Dying a virgin
2.Having to keep being reborn into a human life after you just barley survived the previous one


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 22:44:06


Copper mine Gulag work in Siberia.


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-11 22:59:17


Being a social justice warrior.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 01:20:00


Watching Family Guy.


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 07:23:22


Life

deep...

Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 10:00:40


At 9/11/17 05:03 PM, Wegra wrote: They say their are fates worse than death. What are some you can think of?

Being you.

At 9/11/17 07:07 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 9/11/17 06:35 PM, Kwing wrote: Life
Love

And what these people said.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 10:56:41


Perhaps not having a goal to work towards.
It sort of makes your life pointless.


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 12:42:48


How about surviving a fiery car crash, with most of your body burned, muscles torn and bones broken?

But you can still breathe on your own, so "pulling the plug" is not really an option.

And on top of that, you're the most hated person in town...


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 16:00:46


being sexually frustrated

Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 18:58:24


At 9/12/17 12:58 AM, MemeFiend wrote:
At 9/11/17 05:52 PM, thenoodge wrote: Surviving a suicide attempt by shotgun.

P.S. I've seen it. You'd rather be dead.
so

if somebody tries to kill themselves

and they live

they would rather be dead...

He thought his life sucked so bad that he attempted to kill himself. Doctors then "saved" him, because a person who takes a self inflicted shotgun blast to the face definitely wants you to make sure he lives through it.
Now, everyone in this small town where he thought his life sucked before is now utterly repulsed by the sight of him.
I know it's a difficult concept to grasp.
Can you handle it, or do I have to write it in braille and shove it up your ass?

Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 19:04:43


At 9/12/17 04:00 PM, KieranMaster wrote: being sexually frustrated

Easy to cure if you're desperate enough.

Also might explain why so many gays are willing to risk death...


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Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 19:05:56


At 9/11/17 08:52 PM, Wegra wrote:
At 9/11/17 05:52 PM, thenoodge wrote: Surviving a suicide attempt by shotgun.

P.S. I've seen it. You'd rather be dead.
Personal experience?

A guy that a friend of mine knew. They lived in a small coal mining town in SE Pensylvannia, We were sitting in a pizzeria, and in walks this guy. His face looked like just a mass of undefined flesh with eyes, and he needed to constantly wipe drool away from this hole that was his mouth. Needless to say the two slices I had ordered went into the trash that day.
A memory that still haunts me to this day.

Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 19:24:16


At 9/11/17 05:03 PM, Wegra wrote: They say their are fates worse than death. What are some you can think of?

Trapped by bad grammar. I won't even bother to highlight it for you.


Threads to remember: Dickneck, Penicorns, SirTom93's School Incident, and EyeLovePoozy's thread about his job.

Response to Fates worse than death 2017-09-12 20:04:11


Becoming retarded. Trust me I know.