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If someone broke into your home....

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While you were masturbating what you do?


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Response to If someone broke into your home.... 2017-08-10 18:31:26


Pull out my gun, shoot him, and continue masturbating.


I turn water into water

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Response to If someone broke into your home.... 2017-08-10 20:37:54


Threaten to fart at them if they don't GTFO.


Those who do not learn from the mistakes of their past are doomed to repeat them.

Response to If someone broke into your home.... 2017-08-11 01:02:42


I think that a man charging at you with a sword is only scarier when he has a boner so I'd pick up my sword and charge.


???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,

What have I done with my life?

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Response to If someone broke into your home.... 2017-08-11 06:22:58


gimme ur address and let's find out


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to If someone broke into your home.... 2017-08-11 23:34:48


At 8/11/17 06:22 AM, Radaketor wrote: gimme ur address and let's find out

Absolutely the very best answer in this thread, don't need to read the rest.


Threads to remember: Dickneck, Penicorns, SirTom93's School Incident, and EyeLovePoozy's thread about his job.

Response to If someone broke into your home.... 2017-08-12 00:36:55


Ask if this is the part where he/she starts having sex with me like in the porn movie I'm watching.