Newgrounds was the first self rating content portal to come into existence into the internet.
According to the Out Of Newgrounds theory of memegenics, all memes trace their origin directly back to Newgrounds.
However, NGer history is being re-written by gentrifying kekfugees who descend upon us like locusts, appropriating our classic NG memes and destroying net neutrality intentionally to drive up webhosting prices to drive honest hardworking NGers out of the motherland.
Hopefully the first in a series of NGer History threads, this thread focuses on Ogun, god of Iron and Rum
The first ban hammer, according to NGer traditions, was wielded by Freakapotimus, a now defunct Elder Mod. Using the occult teachings of Ogun, Wade Fulp, brother of Almighty Tom Fulp himself, used the heat of the Internet Hate Machine to smelt of the ore of blammed flash files with the flux of salt from butthurt to forge the solid lump of iron that comprised the first Ban Hammer in existence.
Over time the metallurgical skills of NGers grew, and they developed the pixel technology to forge crude BanHammers into what later became known as Fists of Mod.
While many kekistanis claim to have originated the Internet Hate machine, few acknowledge the counterbalancing yin to it's yang, the Ban Hammer and the development of moderation, forum rules, and law. Even to this day pepes still cannot grasp of the concept of forum rules, and this is the original reason they were expelled from the NGer Homeland.
So before you fall for the lies of the Kult of Kek, consider Ogun, the NGer god of Iron and Rum
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
