King Clad 2019

[stewardhklarlover]

I'm kind of getting used to selling my computer gaming companies. Just sold Qwadvekt Gaming. Feeling really good about that. Now I feel less pressure. Now I can make even more products that are awesome for my fans to enjoy. Now I want to sell another one of my companies. I want my next company sold by 2019. I feel that this will be done. Everything is going better than I had expected. I knew things were going to be great. However, God and Jesus Christ have really blessed me beyond anything I could have imagined. Here I am, openly fighting Satan. And yet, my fan base continues to grow! Amazing!

[jasobeluexy]

hippy 4th of July Sir Klar....

any great statements of what independence means to you??

I have been considering "In defense of the pen I am all things to all men"..

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[stewardhklarlover]

Independence is a beautiful thing. It's remarkable to be able to write whatever you want to write and for people to read it. I don't leave out any details. You can probably tell that! I say what I want when I want. No matter how controversial I am, I know that I will always have at least 2 fans that love me. It's awesome!

[jasobeluexy]

My Birthday is July 11.. The Bayblon 4th of July.. if Bayblon where to have an independence day they would call it Iraq and that's why "IT SUCKs BALLs"

[stewardhklarlover]

3:1-22.
4:1-19.
The end of all things is here.
Do you wish it to be so? Do you wish to ascend to Doctorate of Wago Froth? If so, we will confirm it.
If you are a man or woman, you are a Wagofjet Jewel. You are trying to upgrade so that you become a Wagofjet Priest/Priestess.
Only 10 people will receive the Doctorate in Wago Froth.
You should now have 30,000 saved up.

[stewardhklarlover]

I'm going to tell y'all something. See, this 70 something year old white dude bought my last company. I still have a few more companies I own, though. I'm telling y'all this ahead of time just in case this cool dude accidentally slips up and says he bought Qwadvekt Gaming. He is a good friend of my dad in law. I already know what some of y'all are thinking.
See, Dr. Steward! You aren't talented! Your family and friends are the ones who buy your businesses from you!

That's not true. I don't even know this 70 something year old white dude. I didn't meet him until the day I sold the company to him. So that's not a fair assessment.

[stewardhklarlover]

My Current Top Wago Froth States:

1. Indiana
2. Colorado
3. Washington
4. California
5. Illinois
6. Kentucky
7. Texas
8. Florida
9. Mississippi

[stewardhklarlover]

So, which states are giving me the most money and fame? My current Top Wago Froth States:

1. Texas
2. Indiana
3. Colorado
4. Washington
5. California
6. Illinois
7. Kentucky
8. Florida

The year is 2020.
Crone stretches out his evil hand from the other side of the CERN portal. He hands the scientists a bag. In it is a substance called Flakka. The drug that leads to demonic possession.

[stewardhklarlover]

Alien M Wiggy is drugged out on Flakka. That's why he's so big now.