I'm bored, send me some pickup lines you would never actually use.
SEND ME PICKUP LINES
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel Prize? He was out standing in hid field.
At 6/30/17 01:02 AM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel Prize? He was out standing in hid field.
Why? XD
At 6/30/17 01:04 AM, Slp4sh wrote:
Why? XD
Why? Do you know how much stupid shit like that I say to random girls I meet that ends up sparking a conversation?
u kno why ur called spl4sh
caus ur makin me wet tonite
Let's play house. You can be the door, and I'll slam you.
At 6/30/17 04:16 PM, Rummy44 wrote: u kno why ur called spl4sh
caus ur makin me wet tonite
You win
Wanna come over and help me eat what my mom made?
(what did she make?)
Me.
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
At 6/30/17 12:02 AM, Slp4sh wrote: I'm bored, send me some pickup lines you would never actually use.
Threads to remember: Dickneck, Penicorns, SirTom93's School Incident, and EyeLovePoozy's thread about his job.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?"
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
"My dick hurts. Could you kiss it better?"
"Could you buy yourself a drink I can roofie? I'm kind of poor right now"
"I bet you five dollars you can't fit my dick between your titties"
"Your eyes are like pools of water. Seriously stop crying!"
"If I were your boyfriend we'd only have sex annually"
"I saw you from across the room and I thought to myself I have to talk to her. Then I followed you home saw you enter your home. Then I checked out your daily habits for couple of weeks, noticed you had a boyfriend, yes had you heard right, among some other fun stuff. It really felt good getting to know you. Anyway long story short, this is my basement."
"Eyy baby suck my dick"
This is where I wrote something funny
I'm gonna be honest here, this is how I seduced the love of my life and I can't believe it worked
At 6/30/17 12:02 AM, Slp4sh wrote: I'm bored, send me some pickup lines you would never actually use.
Hello lets bang yes okay
I am a multimedia developer who makes music, programs, games, art, and more. Currently working on my operating system simulator ME-OS!
At 6/30/17 12:02 AM, Slp4sh wrote: I'm bored, send me some pickup lines you would never actually use.
Hey, I have x level on Newgrounds
Sing her The Weeknd
"And Imma fuck you right"
"Baby I can make that pussy rain"
"Got a brand new girl call her Rudolph" make her a bit jealous
"You know your pussy got a fan base"
"I just fucked three bitches before I saw you" make her a bit jealous again
"Heaven in your mouth got a hell of a tounge"
"My tounge and my fuck game a remedy"
"He won't make you feel this pretty. He won't ever make you feel this beautiful"
till we overdose
Eat at a restaurant? How about I eat your pussy first.
Try: hey baby you must be canvas cause i'm gonna.
A paint you a new colour.
hey can you pickup my phone? ...
( ok ok add your phone number maybe on the screen like ADD ME )
Girl: Oh I love it when i's raining
me: Girl lemme be your rainclouuuud- i can shower you every day knowwatimsayinnnn ? ;3
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also, the infamous Girl did you fart cause you blew me away ( if you can work out a kidding but nice to meet ya bit after that like opening up with a bad joke it's a style you could try )
