I know not many of us here associate ourselves as religious in any way, but regardless of your beliefs it's hard to deny that one can find wisdom and sound advice contained in the Bible. For those who have read part or all of the Scriptures, is there one in particular that stands out as your favorite?

For me, my favorite passage can be found in Joshua 1:9, it reads:

Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid, do not be discouraged. For the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.

That verse was introduced to me in a letter from my aunt before I left for basic training. It's stuck with me ever since and help me through some tough times.

Peace be with you, Newgrounds. Have a wonderful Saturday.

John 3:16

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

King James Version

“And if a man beats his male or female servant with a rod, so that he dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. Notwithstanding, if he remains alive a day or two, he shall not be punished; for he is his property." Exodus 21:20-21

At 6/24/17 08:31 PM, TheQuietGamer wrote: Jesus wept.

A simple verse, but with powerful implications.

John 21:25

And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen.

>tfw no Jesus Chronicles

The one where Jesus is caught fucking a horse and Joseph gets highly upset.

I'm surprised no one mentioned the one with the dudes with donkey dicks.

And there was war in Heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon fought, and his angels, and prevailed not. Neither was their place found anymore in Heaven. And the great dragon was cast out. That old serpent called The Devil and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world, he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

"Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun? One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever. The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose." Ecclesiastes 1:2-5

At 6/24/17 11:22 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I'm surprised no one mentioned the one with the dudes with donkey dicks.

tfw Bible was against furries 2,000 years before furries

Just exercise and dont get too high sugar level

Judges 3:22

“Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it.”

lol poop

or or

Proverbs 31:6

“Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!”

He who is without sin cast the first stone.

John 8:7

At 7/21/17 11:40 PM, DarkMatter wrote: He who is without sin cast the first stone.

John 8:7

I like that one too because there are many so-called Christians who are too eager to judge others while they're still wrapped up in their own sin. Let us all be humble and avoid being judgemental.

At 7/22/17 02:28 AM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 7/21/17 11:40 PM, DarkMatter wrote: He who is without sin cast the first stone.

John 8:7

I like that one too because there are many so-called Christians who are too eager to judge others while they're still wrapped up in their own sin. Let us all be humble and avoid being judgemental.

Nah that sounds gay.

At 7/22/17 06:36 AM, Rusty wrote: Nah that sounds gay.

You're right, no one can help but judge the shit out of you lol.

At 7/22/17 06:36 AM, Rusty wrote:
Nah that sounds gay.

Lol you look gay.

At 7/22/17 05:50 PM, DarkMatter wrote:

At 7/22/17 06:36 AM, Rusty wrote:
Nah that sounds gay.

Lol you look gay.

Dude, uncalled for.

At 7/23/17 09:03 AM, Rusty wrote:

At 7/22/17 05:50 PM, DarkMatter wrote:

At 7/22/17 06:36 AM, Rusty wrote:
Nah that sounds gay.

Lol you look gay.

Dude, uncalled for.

lol my bad