We have nothing to fear, but covfefe itself
We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy, but because covfefe
Ask not what covfefe can do for you, but what you can do for covfefe
Speak softly, and carry a big covfefe
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to covfefe
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You get the idea. Add covfefe to your favorite American quotes.
Covfefe is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
I turn water into water
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Covfefe
Also, if we're doing Star Wars,
Covfefe? Covfefe not! Do, or do not. There is no covfefe.
F*ck Putin the murderer, RIP Alexei Navalny
F*ck SCOTUS
At 6/13/17 10:13 PM, Sause wrote: I did not have covfefe with that woman
I did not have sex with that covfefe
F*ck Putin the murderer, RIP Alexei Navalny
F*ck SCOTUS
The world is going to hell in a handbasket, but covfefe.
KHAAAAAAAANFEFE!!!!
Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.... covfefe.
Here's covfefe!
The covfefe is strong with this one.
You can't handle the covfefe!
THIS IS COVFEFE!!!!!
And that's the bottom line, because covfefe said so.
President Covfefe's virginity belongs to me!
Why so Covfefe?
Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.
Take your covfefe and shove it up your big fat covfefe!
F*ck Putin the murderer, RIP Alexei Navalny
F*ck SCOTUS
Now can you handle it, or should I write it in braille and shove it up your covfefe?
The duty of every Star Fleet officer is to the truth. Whether it is scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth. It is the guiding principle on which Star Fleet is based. If you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth, you don't deserve to tweet Covfefe!
I pop in this thread to see what's a Covfefe only to not understand any fucks of information that might be important to the future of the country as a nation for all with justice and happiness for everyone
that last part was a brain fart, dunno wtf I was originally gonna say lol
I don't want no teenage queen, I just want my covfefe!
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
PU PI PI PU PI PIII
Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Then a big orange spider sat down beside her,
and tweeted Covfefe all day.
This is my rifle
This is my gun
This is for fighting
This is for covfefe
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed covfefe in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock.
I need scissors! 61!
The cake is a liar!
Covfefe's but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his time about the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing.
Cowards get covfefed many times before their deaths. The valiant taste covfefe only once.
What's in a name? That which we call a covfefe, by any other word would smell as tweet.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis just covfefe,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
My one regret, is that I have but one tweet to give for my covfefe
A truly prophetic sig...
F*ck Putin the murderer, RIP Alexei Navalny
F*ck SCOTUS
