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A Question About Hobos.

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A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-05 17:17:24


If a hobo was getting married, would you attend their wedding?


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Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-05 17:22:01


Yes, and I already have the perfect wedding gift.

A Question About Hobos.

Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-05 17:27:52


Do I know this hobo? Is he at least a Christmas party level relation? Are they hobos because they believed Trump would be the voice of the working man and voted accordingly?

This is a very deep rabbit hole.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-05 17:33:34


Hobo is a time restricted term.

The current term is Oogles, and they are skumfucks without exception.

0/10 would not attend.

However, they will probably accept fake uncoated roxicdones cut with fentanyl as a wedding present.


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Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-05 18:35:24


If I was invited, sure. Presumably I would know them so why not?


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Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-06 07:11:47


I'd go just for the hell of it. I don't see why I wouldn't I mean its in a brilliant location right in the open maybe in an alley. There's bound to be booze at a hobo wedding.

Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-07 23:42:16


At 6/5/17 05:27 PM, stafffighter wrote: This is a very deep rabbit hole.

Just attend the fucking wedding and be done with it!

I'm not going though

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Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-08 02:16:14


no, plain and simple

Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-08 15:19:06


At 6/8/17 02:16 AM, jupitera3 wrote: no, plain and simple

Why not? Don't you want to see a hobo get married?


I turn water into water

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Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-08 17:05:30


At 6/8/17 03:19 PM, SkimblixWalker wrote:
At 6/8/17 02:16 AM, jupitera3 wrote: no, plain and simple
Why not? Don't you want to see a hobo get married?

He's against hobos getting married.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-09 17:05:46


At 6/9/17 05:01 PM, RightTime wrote:
At 6/5/17 05:17 PM, PancakePocket wrote: If a hobo was getting married, would you attend their wedding?
Sure, assuming I'm invited. I'm not going to just crash some random person's wedding.

how do you even crash weddings? i always heard the term but ive never known how to do it

Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-09 18:29:25


At 6/8/17 02:16 AM, jupitera3 wrote: no, plain and simple

We got a Hobophobic here.

Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-09 19:01:11


At 6/5/17 05:17 PM, PancakePocket wrote: If a hobo was getting married, would you attend their wedding?

I would if I was invited. I would like to see the beautiful sight of the husband and the wife dancing to banging trash can lids near the fire pit. C:

Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-11 03:18:17


At 6/5/17 05:22 PM, thenoodge wrote: Yes, and I already have the perfect wedding gift.

What are the ingredients?

Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-11 04:37:21 (edited 2017-06-11 04:37:36)


At 6/5/17 05:17 PM, PancakePocket wrote: If a hobo was getting married, would you attend their wedding?

Your question should be "if a hobo was normal, what does that make me?" You might find yourself at some interesting conclusions...

Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-11 06:00:17


I don't see why not. Especially if said homeless person is a friend.

Response to A Question About Hobos. 2017-06-15 07:31:20


At 6/9/17 05:14 PM, RightTime wrote:
At 6/9/17 05:05 PM, akin11 wrote: how do you even crash weddings?
You just show up to a wedding uninvited.
I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons too.

See the movie Wedding Crashers.


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