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would you rather 2017-05-18 05:37:59 Reply

a. tell a kid that there is always hope and us humans can stop bullying
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b. teach the kid to stand up for himself and state that there will always be bullying


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 06:29:45 Reply

C. Take the kids lunch money, teaching him/her a valuable lesson in injustice.


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 07:57:50 Reply

At 5/18/17 05:37 AM, OneStep wrote: b. teach the kid to stand up for himself and state that there will always be bullying

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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 10:41:58 Reply

you don't want me 2 be your kid's role model
i'll teach em how to buck them 380s and load up them hollows


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 12:35:15 Reply

Why wouldn't I do both lol what the fuck idiot you think that if someone tries to end bullying that they also can't stand up for themselves?

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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 12:46:21 Reply

At 5/18/17 12:35 PM, Hoodie wrote: Why wouldn't I do both lol what the fuck idiot you think that if someone tries to end bullying that they also can't stand up for themselves?

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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 12:57:27 Reply

At 5/18/17 06:29 AM, Mismo wrote: C. Take the kids lunch money, teaching him/her a valuable lesson in injustice.

1. take the kid's lunch money
2. steal another kid's lunch and place it in his bag
3. watch it unfold


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 13:44:09 (edited 2017-05-18 13:46:06) Reply

At 5/18/17 05:37 AM, OneStep wrote: a. tell a kid that there is always hope and us humans can stop bullying

If im feeling lazy and frankly dont care I wont take this option. Dont want to give any false hope.

b. teach the kid to stand up for himself and state that there will always be bullying

If I do care I still wont do this option because im too lazy.

Either way, I pick option #3, do nothing.

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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 14:59:00 Reply

At 5/18/17 12:57 PM, satanbrain wrote:
At 5/18/17 06:29 AM, Mismo wrote: C. Take the kids lunch money, teaching him/her a valuable lesson in injustice.
1. take the kid's lunch money
2. steal another kid's lunch and place it in his bag
3. watch it unfold

I did that once.
Lordy Lord was it stupendous.
Them white kids were supposed to be friends.
They turned on each other like viscous animals.
The kid who was the theft victim got their other friends involved.
They almost beat the poor sucker into a coma.
In the end I told them I did it to see what would happen.
None of them stepped up.
By the gods was I laughing for days.
Now I know what white people will do for money.


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 15:06:09 Reply

At 5/18/17 01:44 PM, FireFoxxy wrote:
At 5/18/17 05:37 AM, OneStep wrote:
If im feeling lazy and frankly dont care I wont take this option. Dont want to give any false hope.
b. teach the kid to stand up for himself and state that there will always be bullying
If I do care I still wont do this option because im too lazy.

Either way, I pick option #3, do nothing.

I've often found that apathy is usually the best option in most situations.

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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 15:55:38 Reply

Those aren't mutually exclusive


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 16:22:30 Reply

At 5/18/17 05:37 AM, OneStep wrote: a. tell a kid that there is always hope and us humans can stop bullying
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b. teach the kid to stand up for himself and state that there will always be bullying

B, because bullying WILL always be a thing, so that makes A pretty irrelevant.


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 18:19:41 (edited 2017-05-18 18:20:07) Reply

At 5/18/17 12:35 PM, Hoodie wrote: Why wouldn't I do both lol what the fuck idiot you think that if someone tries to end bullying that they also can't stand up for themselves?

Well I made the title "would you rather".

Can you follow the rules of grammar next time?

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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 18:45:51 Reply

At 5/18/17 06:19 PM, OneStep wrote: Well I made the title "would you rather".

Can you follow the rules of grammar next time?

Yeah but who would only do one of those

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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 19:07:49 Reply

I'd teach that kid to do magic tricks to impress his bullies into being his friend.

And then laugh as he gets bullied harder.


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 19:55:20 Reply

At 5/18/17 06:45 PM, Hoodie wrote: Yeah but who would only do one of those

Look at the rest of the replies, I feel like some people would actually do only one of those.


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 21:24:09 Reply

At 5/18/17 05:37 AM, OneStep wrote: a. tell a kid that there is always hope and us humans can stop bullying
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b. teach the kid to stand up for himself and state that there will always be bullying

I was always told you can be a cow or you can be a bull.

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Response to would you rather 2017-05-18 23:34:58 Reply

I choose b because I made a promise to myself long ago that I wouldn't lie to my kid if I was ever unfortunate to have one and stupid enough to let them stick it to me. Option a is just straight up bullshit. There is no hope. No one will ever stop bullying.


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-19 00:44:18 (edited 2017-05-19 00:48:14) Reply

At 5/18/17 05:37 AM, OneStep wrote: a. tell a kid that there is always hope and us humans can stop bullying
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b. teach the kid to stand up for himself and state that there will always be bullying

Humans can't stop bullying...so, as that is a lie, I'd go with b.

You know who tries to stop bullying? People who try to censor speech. You know who censors speech? SJWs, and Hitler, and Stalin, and Ergodevotwatturkbitchmotherfucker, and other twats throughout history who don't respect personal liberty and responsibility - it's my child's responsibility to not be a little cuck-twat that can get stoled on by other cuck-twats, whether I want it to be or not. So the best thing I can do for them is try and prepare them for that responsibility as best I can before they get to the school-age where kids start realizing they didn't all grow up in the same fucking house (6-7 I'd suppose).


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-19 03:55:41 Reply

"Fucking nut the prick!" That's what I'd say.


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-19 13:40:20 Reply

At 5/18/17 05:37 AM, OneStep wrote: a. tell a kid that there is always hope and us humans can stop bullying
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b. teach the kid to stand up for himself and state that there will always be bullying

I was told both by my folks, and in that order. My folks were initially afraid I'd go rabid and get the family into a lawsuit or something, but after a while, they said they weren't quite truthful, and mentioned choice B.

At 5/18/17 06:29 AM, Mismo wrote: C. Take the kids lunch money, teaching him/her a valuable lesson in injustice.

Like another commenter, I just went apathetic, and so did my folks. Bullying can be either good-natured or plain abhorrent, and when you've got a touch of the autism, it's impossible to tell the difference... took me years to deny my genetic nature, not take everything literally. Sure was worth the effort to 'get the joke', even if it was my shit that grew it, so to speak. The lunch money object lesson is a good choice C, maybe


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-19 20:19:04 Reply

I would rather get bitten on the ballsack by an alligator snapping turtle then have to read another fucking thread like this again at any point in the ever-dwindling time I have left on this earth.


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-19 21:15:13 (edited 2017-05-19 21:15:30) Reply

At 5/19/17 08:19 PM, Phobotech wrote: I would rather get bitten on the ballsack by an alligator snapping turtle then have to read another fucking thread like this again at any point in the ever-dwindling time I have left on this earth.

Sure you would.


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Response to would you rather 2017-05-20 07:18:29 Reply

i will teach the child to stand for himself by making him emotionally and physically strong to face the bully.