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4.07 / 5.00 10,082 ViewsHello NewGrounds. I haven't posted recently because of two bans. But that's over now. The last good thread I made was my "I hate people. They are assholes." rant. I don't really think everyone's an asshole, but I was just trying to get a reaction out of NG. It worked too well. To the dipshits who missed that discussion, please do NOT go and bump it to bitch some argument that's obviously been said already.
While I was banned, I have been thinking of more things that piss me off. Not being able to post about it doesn't help release this rage. I found a "rant" forum on AdultSwim.com where I post as "subpar" but those forums aren't as good as NG.
Seriously now, sometimes I think some people can't get any stupider. These stupid people really are assholes. I guess ignorant would be the word. Some of them are the kind of people that say things like "why does everyone but me have an accent" or "why don't people in Australia fall off". Since I have limited space to type in one thread, I will point out some more specific things.
First, it pisses me off when people say "well it's my opinion" or "it's your opinion" whenever there's an argument. They act like just because it's my opinion, I'm not allowed to say it, or just because something is there opinion, I'm not allowed to argue with it. It's even worse when they say "well that's your opinion" when someone states a fact that they don't believe.
Me – The United States used nuclear weapons on civilians to win WWII.
Idiot – Well that’s just your opinion.
Me – Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Dipshit – That’s your opinion.
God I hate you people.
Also, it really pisses me off when people start bitching about freedom of speech or how the USA is a free country as an excuse for anything. Some people will also say dumbass shit like “it’s a free country” as an excuse to do something that is obviously wrong, as if living in a free country is an excuse to murder someone or steal something. That’s not what free country means. Also, freedom of speech is misused. Some people start quoting the constitution when their parents scold them for swearing. That’s just stupid. It’s even worse when they think freedom of speech allows them to start spreading false rumors about people, or lie about things. Spreading false rumors that you know are false is called slander, and I can sue you, dipshit.
While I was posting on AdultSwim.com's forums, because that's what I do when I'm banned from NewGrounds, I read all these posts about how people hate certain bands like Linkin Park or Metallica or anything else, saying they have no talent. If you ever say any band or actor has no talent, you are an asshole. Now I know people do have the right of an opinion, and can express that opinion through freedom of speech. But some people are just so stupid that they cross the line without realizing it, not breaking any laws, but pissing everyone off. People will say a singer has no talent, or an actor sucks, or anything of that sort. To them, I say this. If you are a billionaire, continue to bitch. Those actors, singers, comedians, and dancers are obviously better than you, because they are rich and famous, and you are not. Stop talking now.
The next issue may seem completely random but has pissed me off since the dawn of time… or… since I could talk. Religion is always a great source of anger and frustration. Christians, Jews, and Muslims will worship the same god and then kill each other because of the differences in their religions. Yes, I know Arabs use the word “Allah”, don’t bitch. These people have got to be idiots. Why would you dumb fucking terrorists kill yourself for some great cause anyway? If you’re a good person, you’ll get into heaven or wherever the fuck your paradise is anyway. Do you really have to kill innocent people who were raised by their parents under a slightly different religion just to get into heaven? Wait, killing is a sin in almost every religion. You fail.
One thing that Christian holy rollers seem to get pissed off about is the scientific theory of evolution. Parents yank their kids out of school because they think this is in some way evil. Look you overly religious assholes, God himself did not write the bible, nor did he tell the writers of the bible what to write word-for-word. Just because of some story about Adam and Eve contradicts the theory of evolution doesn't mean that evolution is against religion. I'm not going to pull that don't-take-the-bible-too-seriously speech, that's too easy. But the people who wrote the bible didn't know what evolution was. They didn't know what dinosaurs were, or cave men, or anything about science. So they explained the creation of the universe as they thought it happened. God didn't come down and say "it happened like this, mothafucka...". They wrote it the way they knew how to explain it, so obviously they didn't mention evolution. Evolution doesn't mean that God didn't create the earth either. How the hell do you know God isn't responsible for how things evolved? Put down your bible and shut up. You'll find out when you die. Please hurry.
That's all for now, I'm tired of typing.
I'm expecting -Oni- to come into this thread and say "lol @ teen agnst" so if he does, just ignore him.
If you disagree with anything I said, feel free to argue, but there's a good chance you won't change my mind. If you didn't read everything, you're just an asshole (oops there it is again) so don't bother replying about how damn long it is.
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I have some views on what you said. I think that people would pay a lot more attention to your very interesting views if you put a summary box. It works for other people, it may work for you.
But that's just my opinion.... :P
At 6/25/04 01:42 PM, HeLL_TouPeE wrote:At 6/25/04 01:40 PM, subpar wrote: God I hate you people.You just need some "alone" time, that's all.
yeah don't worry, hes jst having a self pity moment, its ok, we all have those sometimes
Some people take life to seriously, whereas I...I just feed ducks!
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At 6/25/04 01:42 PM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Well, that's just your opinion.
Thanks Penguin, now nobody else has to say that.
(You're acting like -Oni-, where is he anyway, he's supposed to be here talking about my angstiness by now)
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just go get laid i mean can we all pitch in a couple bucks to help this guy get laid everyone donate a buck to get this guy laid
Dark Kisses In Sweet Places
Ya tell it like it is, and i think this gettin banned is a bunch of bullshit, we should be able to say what we want.
Yes yes, all your replies are very funny and humorous.
But to me, some are just off-topic.
At 6/25/04 01:44 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: just go get laid i mean can we all pitch in a couple bucks to help this guy get laid everyone donate a buck to get this guy laid
Opinions, freedom of speech, bands, and religious people have nothing to do with sex or lack thereof. You are posting off-topic in my thread, and it's making me angry.
To the rest of you, before you reply, make sure you're saying something that has to do with what I actually wrote.
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heres another off topic remark
its such a gorgeous day here in boston at first it was cloudy but now its sunny im not sure if i want to take a nap in my hammock outside or sleep in my room hmmm choices choices
oooh pokemon is on bah seen that episode
Dark Kisses In Sweet Places
One thing that Christian holy rollers seem to get pissed off about is the scientific theory of evolution. Parents yank their kids out of school because they think this is in some way evil. Look you overly religious assholes, God himself did not write the bible, nor did he tell the writers of the bible what to write word-for-word. Just because of some story about Adam and Eve
i like this part very much, and your right. it's for your own good religous folks, it's true what he said up there, i'm sorry but there is no real proof god existes, and if there is, i would love to see it
People liek you bring other people down! You need to cheer up and start doign jolly things liek feeding ducks!
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At 6/25/04 01:49 PM, ZefMultimedia wrote: People liek you bring other people down! You need to cheer up and start doign jolly things liek feeding ducks!
haha. thats greats.
At 6/25/04 01:49 PM, ZefMultimedia wrote: People liek you bring other people down! You need to cheer up and start doign jolly things liek feeding ducks!
Yes, feeding ducks is jolly. But I'm out of duck chow. So I'm here.
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best way to piss off catholics who are so determined in the belief god this and that
tell me about the dinoasaurs explain it mother fucker!
explain the egyptian mummies
explain how on ancient native american cave drawings they have pictures of elephants and horses
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Heres my opinion, the bible is a bunch of fuckin bullshit. Its not true, its a fictional stroy like harry potter.
And and one question....... okay the jews get mad when people say they "killed" "jesus" right? Well if they dont belive in" jesus", since they dont have christmas, why do they care so much?
At 6/25/04 01:50 PM, subpar wrote:At 6/25/04 01:49 PM, ZefMultimedia wrote: People liek you bring other people down! You need to cheer up and start doign jolly things liek feeding ducks!Yes, feeding ducks is jolly. But I'm out of duck chow. So I'm here.
haha, thats great. At first i thought you were some kind of pitty party person, but then i read your part on religous thingy and thats when i started to think you were cool.
Almost all stories have soem basis in truth, or they are completely drug/hallucinagenic induced!
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At 6/25/04 01:51 PM, E_Z_T wrote:
And and one question....... okay the jews get mad when people say they "killed" "jesus" right? Well if they dont belive in" jesus", since they dont have christmas, why do they care so much?
because my friend due to the fact people say they killed jesus and not the romans at the time
they get hate crimes commited against them
thier kids get kidnapped and murdered all cuz of something that didnt even happen 2000 years ago
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At 6/25/04 01:53 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote:At 6/25/04 01:51 PM, E_Z_T wrote:because my friend due to the fact people say they killed jesus and not the romans at the time
And and one question....... okay the jews get mad when people say they "killed" "jesus" right? Well if they dont belive in" jesus", since they dont have christmas, why do they care so much?
they get hate crimes commited against them
thier kids get kidnapped and murdered all cuz of something that didnt even happen 2000 years ago
yes but things like that happen to all people, like black people a the kkk, im just sayin yes its terrible that thats happinin to them, but im just sayin, if they dont belive that jesus ever existed why do they care
At 6/25/04 01:51 PM, E_Z_T wrote: And and one question....... okay the jews get mad when people say they "killed" "jesus" right? Well if they dont belive in" jesus", since they dont have christmas, why do they care so much?
Because you're accusing them of something they clearly didn't do.
Listen to some Martyr AD and maybe you will feel a bit better. They are a really heavy, pissed off band. If you like that sort of thing...go for it. And yes, alot of people are dumb.....but don't say we all are. 8 )
At 6/25/04 01:55 PM, Funky-Penguin wrote:
Because you're accusing them of something they clearly didn't do.
IM not accusin them, i didnt say they did it, i was makein a statement
Gosh thats alot to read... You hate people, I like them
At 6/25/04 01:51 PM, E_Z_T wrote:
And and one question....... okay the jews get mad when people say they "killed" "jesus" right? Well if they dont belive in" jesus", since they dont have christmas, why do they care so much?
uummm they believe in Jesus.... they just dont think that he is the savior... get your facts straight before you get into a debate... dumbass.
Maybe I was right about the religion topic. It is a good source for discussion and arguments, seeing as how that's what most of the replies are about.
But I'd like to get one thing straight before the pope tries to burn me. I'm not saying that God doesn't exist. I am, however, saying that evolution theories are correct. Whether that proves religions wrong, changes them, or doesn't effect them at all, is up to you. I believe that there might be a God, although since I am a concrete thinker rather than an abstract one, it's hard to believe in things that I cannot see. Things like evolution, and how the planet was created (scientifically) just change the way we look at God and how he created the world. I don't think the bible was supposed to mean that the earth suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Science suggests it was a gradual process, as is evolution. Then, on a universal scale, creation was a big bang. That was kinda... poof out of nowhere. But like I've been saying about evolution, the big bang doesn't necessarily contradict religious views of creation. Here's your solution right here: God caused the big bang, and that's how he created the universe. There, now both sides can shut up, right?
As for the world being created in seven days, there is an explanation for that. The number seven is used in many places, and it can be seen as a common number to literally mean "many". Let me quote the bible. "If anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over." And again, "If Cain is avenged seven times, then Lamech seventy-seven times." The number seven is all over the place in the bible. That was what I found on two pages in five minutes. Maybe the world being created in exactly seven days was not supposed to be taken literally? And besides, before the earth was created, there was no night and day and moon and sun, so how would God or anyone measure days before the creation was complete?
Well that's all I have to say about it. I don't hate God, I just hate people who think they know everything about God.
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At 6/25/04 02:21 PM, subpar wrote: Maybe I was right about the religion topic. It is a good source for discussion and arguments, seeing as how that's what most of the replies are about.
But I'd like to get one thing straight before the pope tries to burn me. I'm not saying that God doesn't exist. I am, however, saying that evolution theories are correct.
I agree.... I dont see why people cannot accept the fact that maybe God let evolution run its course and that was how we were created. I think that you can tie the two together.
However, evolution is not a proven fact... if it was it wouldnt be called a theory..... just a little food for thought.
At 6/25/04 02:33 PM, -Oni- wrote: lol @ teen angst
sorry it took me so long.