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Neck shaving tips

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Neck shaving tips 2017-05-10 11:42:01


There's nothing more embarrassing than a neckbeard.

However, with testosterone and puberty comes neck bristles, and they have to be attended to.

I keep my neck hair in line with biweekly razor shavings and an avoidance of Japanese culture.

I also notice my neck hair doesn't grow as fast if I avoid First Person Shooters and MMPORGs.

Sometimes, though, if I catch myself playing a console game, I notice the next day my neck hair is thicker than it normally is.

How do you keep your neck cleanly shorn of beardage?


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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-10 14:50:22


Your physical neckbeard is a great reflection of your neckbeard mentality

Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-10 16:27:59


Just do what I do and have a proper beard-curtain hanging over the neckbeard region so you don't have to fuck with it.


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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-10 17:45:46


I use carefully placed M-80s.

Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-11 18:26:58


There's an easy solution around this: stop having a neck.


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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-11 20:29:55 (edited 2017-05-11 20:30:29)


It's hard to shave over my Adam's apple without nicking myself, so I tend to hum different pitches of notes to move it up and down to keep it out of the way.


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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-12 11:50:28


At 5/10/17 12:23 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: Broken glass and a fistful of lard...

Works like a charm. Grinds the skin down past the follicle, leading to a permanent shave. If you can get a good shard into the artery, the hair growth will stop instantaneously.

At 5/10/17 02:50 PM, Makakaov wrote: Your physical neckbeard is a great reflection of your neckbeard mentality

My neck is a glistening bastion of baldness.

At 5/10/17 04:27 PM, Phobotech wrote: Just do what I do and have a proper beard-curtain hanging over the neckbeard region so you don't have to fuck with it.

Sounds like neck beard denial.

So, I've always wondered: how does Pocky taste?

Because we both know you know already.

At 5/10/17 05:45 PM, thenoodge wrote: I use carefully placed M-80s.

Sounds scientific.

At 5/10/17 06:39 PM, FireFoxxy wrote: Use scissors.

Scissors don't even go to the skin. It's a good first step, but it still leaves you down in stubble town. A

At 5/11/17 06:26 PM, Oddlem wrote: There's an easy solution around this: stop having a neck.

I lost a bunch of weight. First world problems I guess.

At 5/11/17 08:29 PM, icecreammac wrote: It's hard to shave over my Adam's apple without nicking myself, so I tend to hum different pitches of notes to move it up and down to keep it out of the way.

AKA, the Drag Queen's dilemma. Last thing you want is a turkey beard on your gizard.

At 5/11/17 11:47 PM, MistyWaterflower wrote: Yeah the more you shave, the more aggressive your hair gets. At least for me. I try to shave light, but I still cut myself alot.

I'm considering hair removal, but I'm an actor so I'll probably need facial hair to play dark characters.

This is a myth. Shaving merely squares off the edge of the tip of the hair. They're not actually thicker, just truncated.


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Hate is the first step to all solutions.

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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-12 11:54:58


Lucky for me I barely have any beard after my jaw ends and my neck begins.

Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-12 12:14:15


At 5/12/17 11:54 AM, Loki wrote: Lucky for me I barely have any beard after my jaw ends and my neck begins.

Admit it; you have no neck.

That's cheating.

At 5/12/17 11:57 AM, Zornuzkull wrote:
Lighter fluid and fire applied to the area of troublesome hair growth also works wonders...

I prefer to combine as many strategies as I can. First, trim with scissors. Then I shave with a razor. After that, broken glass and lard for that full thickness epidermis grind, really gets past the follicles. Then, I douse my raw throat with kerosene and put a match to it, cauterizing it against infection like a good after shave.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-12 12:35:38


use hair trimmers for long hair then use shaving cream and shave with the grain and and do it twice after the first shave to get any remainder. personally I shave (everything off) at least once every three months due to it being annoying to me. my neck is pretty sensitive and I hate the itchy week and a half grow in period.

Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-12 13:25:51


At 5/12/17 12:14 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 5/12/17 11:54 AM, Loki wrote: Lucky for me I barely have any beard after my jaw ends and my neck begins.
Admit it; you have no neck.

That's cheating.

i have quite a fabulous neck, perfect for hickeys from my favourite southern blonde girls

Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-12 13:34:10


At 5/12/17 01:25 PM, Loki wrote:
i have quite a fabulous neck, perfect for hickeys from my favourite southern black girls

FIX'D


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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-12 15:45:19


At 5/12/17 01:34 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 5/12/17 01:25 PM, Loki wrote:
i have quite a fabulous neck, perfect for hickeys from my favourite southern black girls
FIX'D

hell no you forgot about my baby mamma from TN

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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-12 16:50:26


At 5/12/17 11:50 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Sounds like neck beard denial.

More like "Double Chin camouflage"

So, I've always wondered: how does Pocky taste?

Because we both know you know already.

It was underwhelming, weak, and pretty forgettable, much like my gene's ability to grow a proper mustache.


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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-12 19:16:31


I use an electric razor, and only move it "down" my neck. If I go up against the hair I cut myself every time.


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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-13 03:51:57 (edited 2017-05-13 03:52:26)


i have no problem keeping most of my neck smooth with a disposable razor. however, i happen to have an absurdly large and angular adam's apple, which complicates things. i can pull my skin to the side and get most of it, but some always eludes me. that's when the nose hair trimmer comes out. cleans up any unsightly scragglers. i shave about once every 8 days, to my girlfriend's dismay.


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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-13 03:57:07


At 5/10/17 11:42 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: How do you keep your neck cleanly shorn of beardage?

Shorn of what?

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Response to Neck shaving tips 2017-05-13 10:19:29


Unshaved necks are how I spot Newgrounders in public