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My penis is missing

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My penis is missing 2017-04-24 00:51:48


And I think one of you guys stole it


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-24 00:56:25


At 4/24/17 12:51 AM, Wegra wrote: And I think one of you guys stole it

It's on craigslist now FUCKER


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-24 03:56:33


At 4/24/17 12:51 AM, Wegra wrote: And I think one of you guys stole it

Suck papyrus, Tutankhamun!

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-24 10:24:58


At 4/24/17 12:56 AM, Chat-man wrote:
At 4/24/17 12:51 AM, Wegra wrote: And I think one of you guys stole it
It's on craigslist now FUCKER

The free section?

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-24 10:46:28


At 4/24/17 12:51 AM, Wegra wrote: And I think one of you guys stole it

Not me. I don't need yours, I have my own.


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-24 14:02:16


At 4/24/17 12:51 AM, Wegra wrote: And I think one of you guys stole it

Yah I did and its really small faggot

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-24 14:50:00


At 4/24/17 02:02 PM, Grizzly-o-the-Cosmos wrote: Yah I did and its really small faggot

So, it's a bundle of sticks?

Bundle of dicks.

A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-25 09:36:09


what kind of pen was it?


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-25 13:22:37


At 4/25/17 11:32 AM, goofried wrote: where did you last leave it?

you just made this post to up your post count

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-25 13:41:04


wasn't it since your birth

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-25 13:44:15


At 4/25/17 10:27 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 4/25/17 09:44 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: @Alias collects genitalia ask her...
ha

Lmao fuckers


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-25 14:05:01


At 4/25/17 02:02 PM, goofried wrote:
At 4/25/17 01:22 PM, KieranMaster10 wrote:
At 4/25/17 11:32 AM, goofried wrote: where did you last leave it?
you just made this post to up your post count
course man
looks like you're here for the same reason

not me i just happen to post in the bbs sometimes

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-25 22:44:34


At 4/25/17 03:10 PM, Calbop wrote: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER!

heh, good luck fucking without your paypay

YOU BASTARD I DEMAND YOU GIVE IT BACK


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-26 10:40:08


Taking him out for dinner

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-28 21:39:55 (edited 2017-04-28 21:40:48)


At 4/24/17 12:51 AM, Wegra wrote: And I think one of you guys stole it

You left it in Illinois, idiot. Go get it, it's pissing christians off. Nice penis, by the way. Like the green pubes and the curve...

My penis is missing


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-29 01:21:25


I traded some one for it and said it was a 10 x scaled down model of a sharpy for a bag of chromosomes and now im spreading down syndrome all over the world.

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-29 04:55:20


At 4/25/17 01:22 PM, KieranMaster10 wrote:
At 4/25/17 11:32 AM, goofried wrote: where did you last leave it?
you just made this post to up your post count

the only actual purpose of the general forum


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-29 13:46:25


try ringing it

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-29 14:46:21


At 4/29/17 04:55 AM, Ultramartyr wrote:
At 4/25/17 01:22 PM, KieranMaster10 wrote: you just made this post to up your post count
the only actual purpose of the general forum

Well, that and to remind us the importance of the lost and found, now. Seriously though, if Wegra was actually sans a penis, pretty sure he would have bled out by now. I mean, that's how this guy's victim ended up mortally wounded. Was a rather slow, painful, miserable process if you've seen the documentary, cut short with a mercy kill.


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-29 16:53:00


What, Me? No i don't think so!

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-29 17:04:15


ur pp is small


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-30 13:54:20


Are you certain you didn't leave it in something (your tube sock) and forget about it by mistake?


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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-30 14:08:13


Don't point any fingers at me, my hands remain penis-less.

Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-30 14:16:47


At 4/30/17 12:08 PM, Big-Digger-Nick wrote: "My penis is missing?" Is he asking a question?

I don't see a question mark in the title anywhere. And the post has never been edited.

Better check your eyes, or your computer, or your brain.

I hope this isn't some lame-ass trolling attempt.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to My penis is missing 2017-04-30 16:33:30 (edited 2017-04-30 16:34:37)


At 4/28/17 09:39 PM, rottenray wrote:
At 4/24/17 12:51 AM, Wegra wrote: And I think one of you guys stole it
Nice penis, by the way. Like the green pubes and the curve...

Umm , dont tell us youre gay

Response to My penis is missing 2017-05-01 06:01:41


You will never get it back, it has already grown a new body and it does not need you


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