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How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 05:00:10 Reply

Does it take you to get to the center of sloshed? EYE OF THE TIGER! I usually really start feeling it about 3/4ths of the way into a 5th of any 80 proof alcohol, how bout you newgrounds, we talk about like, game points, or, user level from voting, none of that matters, how many drinks does it take you, at a moderate pace, no pounding em, to get comfortably sloshed? we'll say theyre mixed hald booze half soda. Lets rank it like this:

1-3 drinks: Prom date
3-5 drinks: Just below average
5 drinks: boringly sloshed
5-7 drinks: Girl kissing a girl
7-9 drinks: Weekend warrior
9-11 drinks: Closer
11+ drinks: dead or close to it

Which are YOU newgrounds?

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 05:49:31 Reply

I'm extremely skinny, so probably half whatever it takes an average 150 lbs man.

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 06:05:49 Reply

1 drink: robbing a bank
200 drinks: barely drunk
1500 drinks: feeling dizzy while standing up
10 000 drinks: completely sober

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 07:26:02 Reply

2 beers and I'm tipsy.
3 and I'm drunk.

Also one time we were having a drink at about 10 am when our classes got cancelled and back in '12-'13 I as practicing intermittent fasting eating 1 meal a day which I only had after my afternoon workouts. I took 2 shots without having eaten anything and that got me tipsy.

I haven't a drink in years so I'll probably react to alcohol the same.

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 08:33:08 Reply

I get tipsy after about 1-3 depending on what I'm drinking. However, I've never been completely drunk. So, I don't know,


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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 10:33:09 Reply

umm....you guys count?

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 10:58:12 Reply

It takes me about two pitchers of beer before I feel like I've taken the edge off enough to drive.

Any less than that and I'd get really bad road rage, and that's not safe for anyone.


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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 11:15:45 Reply

hmm well i can't say that I am a huge man but I can drink a lot, really a LOT, i don't even count

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 12:56:03 Reply

It depends on my alcohol tolerance at the point in time. It takes me 3-5 to get really drunk depending on the circumstances.


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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 17:47:19 Reply

I only drink liquor and when I do its until I fall asleep or vomit.


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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 18:03:24 Reply

At 4/18/17 10:33 AM, EoD696 wrote: umm....you guys count?

and this my friends, is the winner of the thread.

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 20:54:30 Reply

At 4/18/17 06:03 PM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 4/18/17 10:33 AM, EoD696 wrote: umm....you guys count?
and this my friends, is the winner of the thread.

Yay! I'm a winner!

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 21:40:43 Reply

One, atwooo, three.

Falls down drunk.

Three.

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-18 22:21:18 Reply

At 4/18/17 09:40 PM, Jurornumber3 wrote: One, atwooo, three.

Falls down drunk.

Three.

[ creeps up, gently slips off shoes, snags wallet, walks away humming ]

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-19 04:19:22 Reply

1-3 drinks. 3 at most.

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-19 05:37:14 Reply

Depends really. If I'm just having Stout or Imperial Ale between the usual 5-11%, it can take an alright amount of time to get to a heavily noticeable stage, maybe a couple of hours if I'm downing it.

The usual collection of Whiskey's and Rum though, abit quicker ayyy.


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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-19 11:47:08 Reply

My liver is iron and my sight is hazy...
I'll out drink you all...


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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-20 04:40:59 Reply

All these people looking for a cheap thrill through alcohol when you need only take a belt and cut off circulation to your brain...

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-20 04:45:46 (edited 2017-04-20 04:46:53) Reply

At 4/20/17 04:40 AM, axehandle-stain wrote: All these people looking for a cheap thrill through alcohol when you need only take a belt and cut off circulation to your brain...

thats only fun if you got a chick there to step on your balls until you pass out

I mean, thats SICK, you fuckin pervert....

[ winks at @alias and embarrasses her ]

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-20 06:24:29 (edited 2017-04-20 06:25:43) Reply

When I was 16 I could easily pound a fifth of wild turkey and be "comfortably numb". Now that I'm old enough to legally drink I'm a light weight all of a sudden. I can get pretty tanked off 8-10 beers. Drinking a few jack and cokes with a doob afterwards always gets me going though.

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-20 06:36:59 Reply

"How many drinks...does it take to get to the center of a lesbiaaaaan?"

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-20 18:06:50 Reply

At 4/20/17 06:24 AM, GonzoVision wrote: When I was 16 I could easily pound a fifth of wild turkey and be "comfortably numb". Now that I'm old enough to legally drink I'm a light weight all of a sudden. I can get pretty tanked off 8-10 beers. Drinking a few jack and cokes with a doob afterwards always gets me going though.

The more you do it the more tolerance you have, if you went back to getting tanked all the time like a highschooler you could do it again, you just ( i assume ) got better shit to do now adays. I drink everyday but you know, i just dont give a fuck about life.

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-20 20:20:40 Reply

i haven't drank in approx. five years so i'd assume one drink would be enough to get me drunk rn

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-21 01:52:11 Reply

6-8 ounces I guess if its straight vodka.

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-21 03:32:04 Reply

At 4/21/17 01:52 AM, asdfsilax wrote: 6-8 ounces I guess if its straight vodka.

pint, 5th, half gallon, speak my language filthy frank...

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-21 06:18:55 Reply

At 4/20/17 06:06 PM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 4/20/17 06:24 AM, GonzoVision wrote: When I was 16 I could easily pound a fifth of wild turkey and be "comfortably numb". Now that I'm old enough to legally drink I'm a light weight all of a sudden. I can get pretty tanked off 8-10 beers. Drinking a few jack and cokes with a doob afterwards always gets me going though.
The more you do it the more tolerance you have, if you went back to getting tanked all the time like a highschooler you could do it again, you just ( i assume ) got better shit to do now adays. I drink everyday but you know, i just dont give a fuck about life.

Yeah, I've been getting more into it these past for weeks because I've been unemployed, depressed, and starting to not give a fuck. Now I got two jobs and a couple cuties barking up my tree so I might have to put the drinking on hold for a bit...or not haha.

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-21 22:08:02 Reply

My weight has been fluctuating recently and I have to keep reminding myself that number can change...

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-21 22:12:01 Reply

3 jameson and cokes and im tipsy...2 more im pretty drunk ...double shot though

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Response to How Many Drinks... 2017-04-22 19:29:42 Reply

Two cocktails with hard liquor and I usually start to feel it.