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I'd say Andrew Jackson, because when a guy tried to shoot him, he just started beating the fuck out of the dude with his cane.
At 4/18/17 07:55 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: Teddy Roosevelt. End of story.
He makes Jackson look like the off the wall shit stain he really is.
Ike was also pretty cool.
Oh right. He got shot in the tit during a speech and he just kept talking.
Damn, I wish we had footage of when that happened.
For me it would have to be Harry S. Truman for establishing the bureau of land management.
"Death had to take him sleeping. For if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight" -Thomas Marshall
They were all weak...
Every human being immediately lose all badass credibility once voted into office...
andrew jackson was a little bitch whose wife loved cheating on him because he was addicted to fucking the slaves he supposedly "hated"
there's a reason his dumbass was the first president people actually tried/wanted to kill
sam houston called him a pussy (or you know, coward, whatever word was in vogue then) with good reason for not immediately annexing texas after failing to buy it several times from mexico (every attempt failed and it wasn't until texas defeated mexico that he even had the nerve to talk with guys like houston)
edit: teddy roosevelt was a fake ass cowboy and dude rancher who paid poor cowboys to invent tall tales about him - quit reading cracked dot com and pick up a history book - he was an aristocratic loser and nowhere near a badass
only eisenhower was a cool president
obama is also alright
At 4/19/17 03:59 PM, Sekhem wrote: obama is also alright
I'm sure you meant Lincoln, right?
I'm glad we can agree on SOMETHING in politics lol
yeah, it's a tough call between Andrew Jackson and the Bull Moose. I mean, teddy got SHOT in the middle of a speech and kept going. Andrew Jackson tho, was an old man when he was attacked, and counter-attacked the assassin with his CANE! Also before the presidency, Jackson was a literal street fighter and fight club member who bit a guy's ear off.
All that said, I go with Jackson.
Andrew Jackson had a shit ton of bullets still inside him when he died. According to the wikipedias he had a musket ball stuck in his lung for most his life, but that could just be wikipedia.
At 4/21/17 06:48 AM, GonzoVision wrote: Andrew Jackson had a shit ton of bullets still inside him when he died. According to the wikipedias he had a musket ball stuck in his lung for most his life, but that could just be wikipedia.
Might be from all the duelling he did. The guy was fucking livid.