andrew jackson was a little bitch whose wife loved cheating on him because he was addicted to fucking the slaves he supposedly "hated"
there's a reason his dumbass was the first president people actually tried/wanted to kill
sam houston called him a pussy (or you know, coward, whatever word was in vogue then) with good reason for not immediately annexing texas after failing to buy it several times from mexico (every attempt failed and it wasn't until texas defeated mexico that he even had the nerve to talk with guys like houston)
edit: teddy roosevelt was a fake ass cowboy and dude rancher who paid poor cowboys to invent tall tales about him - quit reading cracked dot com and pick up a history book - he was an aristocratic loser and nowhere near a badass
only eisenhower was a cool president
obama is also alright