At 4/13/17 03:23 PM, StaticSkull wrote:
At 4/13/17 12:59 PM, Zornuzkull wrote:
Only dirty people wash...
That's the point
Fun fact: Queen Isabella of Castile proudly boasted to only ever bathed twice in her life. This was basically her saying "I literally just sit on my queenly thicc ass all day on this goddamn throne, I basically don't ever sweat or get dirty therefore I basically never actually need to wash."
In short, she was so powerful and regal she never had to physically exert herself ever and barely ever went outside and this was considered something to boast about for noblewomen in Late Medieval Europe.
Though in truth, this was probably just because no one was stupid enough to tell a reigning queen that she smelled of stale ass.