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fuck me i'm 25

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fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 20:38:56


i'm planning to spend the day in a cinema watching movies and getting drunk (you can actually drink alcohol in cinemas in Netherlands) with my gf.

i like both movies and watching movies while drinking alcohol, but i'm open to more interesting suggestions (weed + movies is not my thing anymore since i get anxious if i stay in one place for a long time while being high)

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 20:41:23


Happy Birthday!

Also, that officially makes you a quarter of a century old!


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Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 20:42:49


At 4/4/17 08:41 PM, Painbringer wrote: Happy Birthday!

thanks man

Also, that officially makes you a quarter of a century old!

that makes it double quarter pounder worse

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 20:45:10


You're old.
Off to the pastures with you .

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 20:54:33


Happy birthday dude
Try eating popcorn lol

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 21:02:21


Try LSD while at the movies instead.


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Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 21:05:17


Happy Birthday to ya
May your drinks be as good as your day.


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Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 21:08:30


At 4/4/17 09:02 PM, Alias wrote: Try LSD while at the movies instead.

you actually might be onto something here.
while LSD may be too much since i plan to watch kong: skull island in 3d, brownies seem like an option

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 21:22:04


Welcome to the club, I'm leaving in another month and a half though!


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Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-04 21:55:33


At 4/4/17 09:08 PM, NinoGrounds wrote:
At 4/4/17 09:02 PM, Alias wrote: Try LSD while at the movies instead.
you actually might be onto something here.
while LSD may be too much since i plan to watch kong: skull island in 3d, brownies seem like an option

If only they could be pot brownies.

You could try micro-dosing though. That's what I did my first time, and it was amazing. I would highly recommend.


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Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-05 00:46:17


At 4/4/17 09:55 PM, Alias wrote:
At 4/4/17 09:08 PM, NinoGrounds wrote:
At 4/4/17 09:02 PM, Alias wrote: Try LSD while at the movies instead.
you actually might be onto something here.
while LSD may be too much since i plan to watch kong: skull island in 3d, brownies seem like an option
If only they could be pot brownies.

You could try micro-dosing though. That's what I did my first time, and it was amazing. I would highly recommend.

Wanna hear a funny story about pot brownies?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zLLUexAdrjI

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-05 02:02:35


At 4/4/17 08:38 PM, NinoGrounds wrote: (weed + movies is not my thing anymore since i get anxious if i stay in one place for a long time while being high)

Anxiety eh? If you want to know true anxiety, trip on some acid at a mall. The fucking sales people at those kiosks will make you sweat balls.


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Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-05 02:58:42


Happy birthday. What you watching?


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Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-05 11:37:27


At 4/4/17 09:02 PM, Alias wrote: Try LSD while at the movies instead.

I've never taken drugs (other than prescription stuff) but Doctor Strange has incredible visuals I bet would be amazing when you're already tripping balls.

Also happy birthday @NinoGrounds!

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-05 12:16:16


haha you know what to do~

fuck me i'm 25

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-05 14:29:26


At 4/5/17 02:18 PM, Jotaro97 wrote: Isn't your age the one where we finally have devoloped our cognetive ability to make decisions on our own?

No that never happens.

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-05 20:02:17


25, Oh my goodness. You poor child.

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-05 20:52:46


worry not, before too long your body will start to fall apart. that's when the real fun starts.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to fuck me i'm 25 2017-04-06 22:57:44


Happy belated, I recall being drunk AF watching 300:Rise of An Empire..wuz Lit


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