So I went to my local stripclub, and I met this beautiful little thang named Jessica, and she gave me a really nice lap dance.
I wanted to ask for her number, but that probably would have been inappropriate at that time, since she was on duty, but I want to go back there again this weekend and get a longer lapdance, maybe talk to her and try to leave my number with her.
She's relatively thin, redheaded, and she was very kind and loving. I think I'm in love guys,
What do?
fuk
Take her by the balls, and make her a cock ring made out of pure Benjamin's.
At 3/26/17 11:46 PM, Nickisabi wrote: What do?
Remember that she probably has daddy issues and that it's eat to steer clear.
At 3/26/17 11:46 PM, Nickisabi wrote: What do?
Read "Nevsky Prospekt" by Gogol.
At 3/26/17 11:46 PM, Nickisabi wrote: So I went to my local stripclub, and I met this beautiful little thang named Jessica, and she gave me a really nice lap dance.
Well I mean, she acts like that as her job. She's supposed to make you want to come back so that you can waste your money time after time.
I wouldn't be surprised if half to people paying at the strip club felt the same thing.
At 3/26/17 11:46 PM, Nickisabi wrote: So I went to my local stripclub, and I met this beautiful little thang named Jessica, and she gave me a really nice lap dance.
I wanted to ask for her number, but that probably would have been inappropriate at that time, since she was on duty, but I want to go back there again this weekend and get a longer lapdance, maybe talk to her and try to leave my number with her.
She's relatively thin, redheaded, and she was very kind and loving. I think I'm in love guys,
What do?
Stop going to strip clubs and assuming that you're in love with a woman you barely know because she successfully seduced you (which is her job)
See also: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=simping
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
If you want to be a sugar daddy, make it happen. If you don't, leave the girl alone.
fuck those strippers get yourself a real woman
