God fuckin damn it this sucks I just bought a new fleshlight and it's garbage
This is my third one overall and I usually buy a new one every year for funsies and the second one was better than the first but this one is a colossal disappointment
It feels like I'm fucking a wet tire the fuckin thing hardly even feels like anything and it's all empty and no bumps so it's like fucking rubber bands in a straight smooth line
I knew this was a bad idea I'm living off a fuckin tax return right now and I just blew $60 on this swimming pool noodle
I have had better orgasms jerking off with hot candle wax and olive oil while shoving my dick in a tube of crest toothpaste than with this rubber duck
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Apple is a communist dynasty that is trying to take the world down in flames under its oppressive boot. Samsung will surge the universe into glory #androidnation
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