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From the desk of Mr. Kurisu

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From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-08 16:03:31


From: MR KURISU

Dear Sir,

I am Mr Kurisu, Director of Project, Nigeria Ministry of
Mining & Natural Resources, writing this during the End of Time.
I am making this contact with you based on
the committee's need for an individual/company who is willing to assist
us with a solution to a money transfer. First and foremost, I apologize
using this medium to reach you for a transaction/business of this
magnitude, but this is due to the inability to send messages through
other mediums through time. In unfolding this proposal, I want to count
on you, as a respected and honest person to handle this transaction with
sincerity, trust and confidentiality.

I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the
execution of the deal described hereunder for the benefit of all
parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret because of the
nature of this transaction. Within the Ministry of Mining and
Natural Resources where I work as Director of Project Implemention
and with the cooperation of four other top officials, we have in our
possession as overdue payment bills totaling thirty-three million,
five-hundred thousand United States dollars (US$33,500,000.00)
which we want to transfer to your year (2000) with the assistance and
cooperation of a past company/individual to receive the said
fund on our behalf or a reliable past non-company account to
receive such funds. More so, we are handicapped in the circumstances,
as the South Africa Civil Service Act of End of Time does not allow us
to operate past accounts, hence your importance in the whole
transaction. This amount $33.5m represents the balance of the total
contract value executed on behalf of my department by a past
contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced deliberately.
Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original
contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of the said amount
which we have in principles got the approval to remit by Key
Telegraphic Transfer(K.T.T) to any past bank account you
will provide by filing in an application through the Ministry of
Justice here in Nigeria for the transfer of rights and privileges
of the former contractor to you. I have the authority of my partners
involved to propose that, should you be willing to assist us in the
transaction, your share of the sum will be 10% of the $33.5 million,
70% for us, and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses and while
balance 5% will go to charity organisation. The business itself is
100% safe, on your part provided you treat it with utmost secrecy
and confidentiality. However, aid from the Solomon Project has
been lacking when we need it most.

Also your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the
successful execution of this transaction. I have reposed my
confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me.
Endeavor to contact me immediately through my e-mail to confirm
whether or not you are interested in this deal. If you are not,
it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out
this deal. I want to assure you that my partners and myself are
in a position to make the payment of this claim possible
provided you can give us a very strong Assurance and guarantee
that our share will be secured and please, remember to treat
this matter very confidential, because we will not comprehend
with any form of exposure as we are still in active Government
Service.

Once again, remember that time is of great essence in this
transaction. I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Kurisu

Response to From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-08 16:09:03


Yes

Response to From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-08 16:28:30


No.

Response to From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-14 10:56:05


At 3/8/17 04:28 PM, Neoslayre wrote: No.

Yes

Response to From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-14 11:40:12


Tell him to send you the money via Western Union.


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Response to From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-14 15:57:00


is you trollin'?


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Response to From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-14 18:24:28


At 3/14/17 10:56 AM, NightRaid-NG wrote:
At 3/8/17 04:28 PM, Neoslayre wrote: No.
Yes

you have got to be fucking kidding me, you posted "yes" twice in a row in the same fucking thread and you except people to take your post count seriously?

I have been on newgrounds for 11 years and I have NEVER seen someone who is so fucking horrible at posting, the biggest fucking spammer, and the least likable fuckface on the internet. You're the biggest waste of fucking space this BBS was ever burdened with and I have no idea what the fuck you do all day


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Response to From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-14 18:27:34


At 3/14/17 06:24 PM, Piemix wrote:

Yes

Response to From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-15 17:04:01


At 3/14/17 06:27 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote:
At 3/14/17 06:24 PM, Piemix wrote:
Yes

got em

Response to From the desk of Mr. Kurisu 2017-03-15 19:00:44


At 3/15/17 05:04 PM, Neoslayre wrote:
At 3/14/17 06:27 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote:
At 3/14/17 06:24 PM, Piemix wrote:
Yes
got em

Yes