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What Relaxes You?

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What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 04:14:34


Sometimes you'll be at a red light, and look over and see someone who immediately looks away, sometimes you'll be at a gas station pumping gas in your car, and a woman will pull up and wait til you're done to get out of her car, pretending to be fumbling for her credit card. Sometimes walking at night, you'll pass a house who's lights are on and catch a face in the window that recoils in surprise.

and it's there through the glass that they look so eloquently fragile, and beautiful, through the glass so eloquently fragile, and beautiful...

What relaxes you Newgrounds, please tell me.


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 04:40:21


At 3/8/17 04:32 AM, Dynastywarriors5 wrote: weed is cool

Weed is cool, botany is a great hobby, all that digging, burying, transference of energy, it really is a noteworthy endeavor.


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 04:43:52


At 3/8/17 04:41 AM, Homicidee wrote: weeb music i guess.

Good answer, we all love innocence.


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 04:47:36


To crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Failing that, a delicious bowl of Teddy Grahams cereal.

Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 04:55:16


At 3/8/17 04:47 AM, axehandle-stain wrote: To crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Failing that, a delicious bowl of Teddy Grahams cereal.

I enjoy the lamentations of women also, and I don't use the word enemy, I prefer "It" I prefer smacks cereal though, it's ok to disagree sometimes, it's just a happy accident.

What Relaxes You?


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 07:47:52


Deathcore music
Not kidding

Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 09:02:39 (edited 2017-03-08 09:02:56)


My cats, for sure. The world could be ending but if I'd have them I'd be calm.


Art Thread, Animation Thread

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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 12:56:50


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What Relaxes You?


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 13:14:47



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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 13:21:21


My chronic masturbation.

Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 13:30:37


I'm currently eating sushi and drinking four loko. And I'm absolutely ENRAGED ABOUT IT!!! >:(

Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 14:58:38 (edited 2017-03-08 14:59:01)


At 3/8/17 12:56 PM, Alias wrote: blank text

Your hands are very pretty

What Relaxes You?


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 15:04:54


pregnanet women, overweight people and sweaty people!

;)

Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 15:51:50


Sleep,finally having something to eat at night time,warm temperatures,showers,endorphin release,reading and having a day off.

Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 16:31:37


At 3/8/17 02:58 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote:
At 3/8/17 12:56 PM, Alias wrote: blank text
Your hands are very pretty

Oh yeah baby. Oh yeah

lmao jk thank you

What Relaxes You?


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 16:34:36


At 3/8/17 04:31 PM, Alias wrote:
At 3/8/17 02:58 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote:
At 3/8/17 12:56 PM, Alias wrote: blank text
Your hands are very pretty
Oh yeah baby. Oh yeah

lmao jk thank you

That looks like a pretty serious doorknob, those can be tricky.


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 17:32:34


At 3/8/17 04:34 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote: That looks like a pretty serious doorknob, those can be tricky.

where do u see a doorknob


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 17:34:55


At 3/8/17 05:32 PM, Alias wrote:
At 3/8/17 04:34 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote: That looks like a pretty serious doorknob, those can be tricky.
where do u see a doorknob

check your back door


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 17:37:04


At 3/8/17 05:34 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote:
At 3/8/17 05:32 PM, Alias wrote:
At 3/8/17 04:34 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote: That looks like a pretty serious doorknob, those can be tricky.
where do u see a doorknob
check your back door

it's a sliding door


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 17:38:31


At 3/8/17 05:37 PM, Alias wrote: it's a sliding door

Why are you no fun


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 17:43:37


At 3/8/17 05:38 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote:
At 3/8/17 05:37 PM, Alias wrote: it's a sliding door
Why are you no fun

No fun? She makes the threads worth lurking.

What Relaxes You?


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 17:45:36


At 3/8/17 05:43 PM, Doctor933brains wrote: No fun? She makes the threads worth lurking.

You wait your turn doctorknowitall, I'm talking to my new lady friend.


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 17:50:14


When I need to unwind, I like to stick peanutbutter up one nostril and jelly up the other and then sneeze onto pieces of white bread.


ratchili.com i make stuff

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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 18:18:15


At 3/8/17 05:38 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote:
At 3/8/17 05:37 PM, Alias wrote: it's a sliding door
Why are you no fun

slide your dick in and out of it

lmfao do you get it??? the joke?? It's my butthole ha


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 18:22:55


At 3/8/17 06:18 PM, Alias wrote: lmfao do you get it??? the joke?? It's my butthole ha

Marry me


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 18:29:16 (edited 2017-03-08 18:29:28)


At 3/8/17 06:22 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote:
At 3/8/17 06:18 PM, Alias wrote: lmfao do you get it??? the joke?? It's my butthole ha
Marry me

let's go to the Taco Bell in vegas that does weddings


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 18:34:50


At 3/8/17 06:29 PM, Alias wrote: let's go to the Taco Bell in vegas that does weddings

Can't wait babe. Huh, I guess I don't need this sack anymore...

What Relaxes You?


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 18:41:25


Driving in my car alone blasting angry music.


R.I.P LIVECORPSE

Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 19:05:40


At 3/8/17 06:34 PM, Sikteqqiya wrote:
At 3/8/17 06:29 PM, Alias wrote: let's go to the Taco Bell in vegas that does weddings
Can't wait babe. Huh, I guess I don't need this sack anymore...

No. You need the sack. I'm into that sort of shit. Kidnap me.


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Response to What Relaxes You? 2017-03-08 19:12:43


This thread is starting to make me think a thread dedicated to photos of bong rips wouldn't be such a bad idea...
Too bad Im waiting for my next check before I blow a hundred on some good shit.. My roommate has some really good stuff, idk what this is, but I'm thinking soon when I get this check a thread like that would be cool.