You wOulD Not LeaVe.
When You Went HomE ThiS MornIng.
You Had a smilE And a ReD Tush.
Thats only because I sat on your heater while trying to escape ;P
At 6/24/04 10:40 AM, SubKutz wrote:
Who ever posts in here is a member. Tonights topic will be about.........
Wow - I like it when you talk dirty ;[
Chocholate body paint and how to lick it off your Hot Gay Boy Lovers Body. The catch is You gotta do it while he is asleep!
ROFL OK - I'll give this a whirl.
..*Runs to the washroom.*
Sorry - I'll try this but doing it on a female instead.
I hope you don't mind. :P
KiRk's interpretation emote! DUN DUN DUN
First I would invite her for dinner. After a relaxing evening of playing hide and go peek ;[
I'd turn on some romantic music, to set the mood.
Something like Cradle of Filth or Nirvana.
Then I'd end up running my arms across her midrift eyeing her like a fat kid eyes chocolate cake, just waiting for the chance to slip in my date-rape drugs when shes busy engrossed with Yugi-oh on television, or looking at her Beyblade cards.
I'd discredit her for her age, and carry her limp body into my bedroom, inducing the chocolaty goodness of whipped cream, and the whipped goodness of chocolate.
*Scratchs his head*
i'd spray her with chocolate then spread on whipped cream?
I'd spread her like peanut butter over rye, and make passionate noises to emphasize that I'm not a virgin to the neighbors - imitating her screams of pleasure to make sure they were influenced i wasn't just masterbating and screaming like a little girl like I usually do. Then I'd put her girlscout uniform back on, and give her a ride home, tossing her out the passenger side door while I drive by her house, and beeping twice to gain attention to myself.